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    La Santa

    1.8 (12 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 pm - 3:00 am (Next day)

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    2.5(4 reviews)
    0.5 kmPolanco
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    The best thing this nightclub has to offer is being open on Wednesdays. Since this is considered…read morethe best day, you could experience the horrible sensation of being ignored by the chain crew while trying to get in. Here are some observations about this "selective" system that has been used since immemorial times in the Mexican night scene. The procedure demands you to know the name of the main chain dude, in this case "Chepe" ( he most be 100 years by now... He's been a chain man 4ever). Don't look desperate, don't go with a group of only guys, try to book a table, wear fancy clothes, only hot girls will pass immediately, be prepared to be scanned by want to be cool people. Once inside the decoration has chandeliers, a 70s style dance floor, 3 bars in different areas, really good lighting, and a couple of good Djs. The last Dj was terrible, he was kind of good looking, with cero skills to make people dance. Playing argentinian music that late at night just made us go home. It's not a cheap place; a Chivas with soda and a Capitan Morgan with cola was around $500 with tip.

    Visited here last night (Wed. night, although it was after midnight, so technically Thurs, but I…read moredigress) after searching for some fun on Wed in CDMX. Apparently M-W are slow days, unless it's a holiday, but this club is the exception to that rule- the rest of the city was far quieter than the weekend prior (which was a holiday weekend for Benito Juarez's bday). Went to check it out with my bf in hopes of finding some good music to dance to, decent drinks, and a lively atmosphere. This was not your run-of-the-mill establishment, by far. If you are unaware, prostitution is legal in CDMX, and is rampant, but was never so apparent to me as it was at this club. It is located in Polanco, which is the high-end area of town with an uptown air to it, and the individuals that were attending this club represented that. We arrived around 00:45, and got past the first bouncer and the group waiting outside thanks to my ridiculously short skintight dress and thigh-high boots to the second bouncer inside. Cover is 350 pesos for guys ($17ish US) and girls are free. We got in after paying the cover, and the place was packed. It was overtly obvious after entering that many of the ladies there were working, or at least trying to find a customer, and there was a plethora of men searching for the right one, all well dressed, beautiful people-very high-end. It was an interesting crowd, for sure. Had a couple of drinks, a vodka soda and a 100 proof rum and diet, and each was around $7 US. The girls were thirsty and were hunting my bf whenever I was not around- so be aware if you're going with a significant other. Average age early 20s-late 30s. The music was great with a 70s style disco lighted dance floor. This is a smoking friendly establishment and you have to be conscious of others potentially burning you with their cigarettes. I danced my ass off, and it was fabulous. Kept getting checked out by the meat market bros who didn't realize I'm not on the market, but it's no big deal. Overall, I had a great time. People were still arriving as we left at after 3 am. I recommend it for great music, great people watching, and dancing. If I return to CDMX, I'll be back.

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    3.3(4 reviews)
    0.9 kmPolanco
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    Come here Fridays and Saturdays if you like long party nights!!!…read more Mijagi and Mijaguito will make you dance non stop if you are a "Footloose (so happy I finally got that funky Badge!!!!!). These Djs are well known on the Mexican night ambiance, not for other reason than work doing what the're passionate about. Their skills are awesome and their personalities down to earth. I really enjoyed hanging out with them watching them perform. I was lucky enough of having the chance to climb up to the awesome booth, in where the magic happens. The view was spectacular. Watching all those bodies perfoming different movements was entertaining. Milton Barrera (one of the 100 most famous Dj's in Mexico) poletily explained me the function of the machines, screens, wires, bottons, images, etc... I was like: yeah you sure need timing, coordination, dedication, memory... to handle all that!!! My respects. I haven't decided what I liked the most; the lighting, the sounds, the view, or the ambiance. The water elements, the separation of areas, openness of the premises, the tall ceiling, all seemed to be meant to create a Zen space. Maybe you are not a party animal, but even a square would enJoy a party night in a good club like Joy!

    Great setup, wonderful decor and the crowd was chill and fun. They have a 25 and up rule so it…read morekeeps the richey rich kids of DF out. A bit on the spendy side for DF but then again you are at a legit club, so you should be ready to spend a bit more. A bottle of Grey Goose, which was the only vodka "available" at the time, was 2K pesos. Way cheaper than the states but they nickel and dime (I guess that phrase doesn't work here does it? Ha!) the mixers so expect another 1K on top.

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