A potentially charming show plagued by awful quality audio and an unauthentic old-fashioned appeal. The core allure of Crazy Horse are the women. Their bodies are the very definition of perfection, but unfortunately that's the best part. The nudity is handled far more tastefully than a strip club but the cost of admission implies more of a show. About half of the skit routines are actually interesting, but almost all of them are ruined by the inexcusably poor audio. Not so much due to low quality speakers, although the base and trebel we're quite lacking, but moreso by the old fashioned, poorly mastered music selection. To make matters far worse, the women lip sing to the music which is baffling since not a single person is being fooled even a little and it makes the performance cheap. I would assume the show aims to be light hearted and playful with tones of seduction and desire to some extent, however some of the girls are not fully comfortable on stage, while others are rigid and serious about performing their parts. The result makes you feel awkward since there's clearly no desire, and the last thing the girls want is to seduce anyone. Others move so sternly that it's rather pointless for any nudity at all. In a time when being original is a challenge, they do have several original and interesting elements, but the terrible audio and middle school stage presence of it all destroys any semblance of escape from reality or entertainment. All in all, the show was less than mediocre and not worth the duration of time invested. The old fashioned appeal wouldn't even satisfiy those that may be attracted to that era. It's a shame that they have great ingredients, but are unable to produce an entertaining show. Don't waste your time, just go to a strip club. It'll probably be quicker, cheaper and more satisfying. read more

10 minutes into the show (cost of 400euros for two VIP seats) a mouse crawled up my arm! A minute later it crawled up my leg. A manager was called to the table immediately. He searched the area with a flashlight and offered another seat. I said I would accept when there was an opportunity to move without disrupting others. 10 minutes later another patron in my row experienced the same situation without the mouse being found. 5 minutes after the guests beside me left abruptly. Within 10 minutes more the mouse returned and crawled across my body. It was a small grey mouse that my daughter saw clearly. We immediately left our seats and told manager Olivier that we were leaving and would like a refund. He kindly apologized saying they were aware of the rodents in the establishment but hadn't been able to resolve this with extermination. He offered a bottle of champagne or another seat and said I could complain via email to request a refund. I declined the champagne and departed immediately. I notified my credit card company and they agreed the charge should be removed. Definitely NOT worth 400euros and definitely not a VIP treatment! read more

I loved the use of lighting, mirrors and set pieces. The canvas, as you must know, are 98% naked women. I don't know if it's my American conservatism, but I didn't find the perky breasts as cast members as adding a lot of value to the show. There were fun themes in the various vignettes, of course some better than others, but the nudity seems almost gratuitous and didn't add to my enjoyment of the show. The women were beautiful "perfect" model type specimens to be sure, but I would've preferred more diversity of body type. The warm-up act--a spunky, zaftig, vintage-like doll and her campy, fun, gay counterpart--made me think there would be an array of personality and body types, but that was soon dashed. Other than the one black dancer, the uniformity was impressive-- all the women were same height, smile and cup size. I was left wondering what the appeal is overall for this type place. I'm glad I went-- and certainly, if you need more t & a in your life, this is a great place to get it. If you have a propensity to negatively judge your (female) body against other women, this may not be a wise way to spend 90 minutes. read more

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5 stars is simply not enough. The show is exceptional in its use of the human body as a canvas to stimulate the audiences' minds in a psychedelic and seductive experience. In its 90 minutes of mesmerizing entertainment, the show offers class, nostalgia and choreography that has gone to great lengths to showcase the talents of each performer. The acts are varied and diverse: there is a tap dance routine halfway through the show which cools things off, and kept me from having to change my underwear. Overall, an absolute must see if you find yourself in Paris, great for any occasion. Fun for the whole family. read more

Was given a great seat. The artistry of the show was excellent. Some of the best dancers I've seen in a night club setting in awhile. It would have been nice to get the audience liquored up before the show started but the show itself was beautiful. Not too long. I'd definitely come back to see my favorite dancer #CandyStLouis !!! read more

Had a wonderful time. We got a nice package that came with a meal, two bottles of wine and a bottle of Champagne. And the girls were pretty. read more

Forgot to review! Always great to see a legendary show and/or place. But, if you're in Paris, and can only see one show, go to Moulin Rouge. These girls are gorgeous and sexy and everything but it's not the production you want it to be. Always, it's quite similar to the remake that was in Vegas, so if you've seen that once they are the same numbers. Almost gave it three stars but it wasn't bad, just not great. read more

Le Crazy Horse - Cabaret Near Me - Paris, 75

This was a performance comprised of a series of strip tease scenarios - sometimes solo, sometimes as a group. There was no real story or prevailing motif. Just one song with a sexy dance performance after another. The production was really fantastic - the use of light was artfully done, the choreography delightful, and the music choices splendid (but, unfortunately, none of the performers sang - they all lip-synced). The environment was sultry - red upholstery, very dimly lit, velour love-seats for couples to enjoy champagne while getting cozy. After what I was hoping would be a sexy evening with my husband, I must say, I was disappointed. The French need to get with the times. Or rather, the writers/choreographers/hiring staff at Crazy Horse need to get with the times. There were eleven female performers in the cabaret who looked exactly the same. It was freaky. They were all white, with colored eyes, probably around 5'10"-6'0" tall, with the same body types. They looked like robotic models straight out of a Karl Lagerfeld fashion show. It was like watching clones do a dance performance. It wasn't hot - it was straight up weird. And there was nothing but sexy dance moves, until a male contortionist appeared haphazardly during the middle of the show for some comic relief and cringe-inducing contortionist movements. This seemed to be thrown in there to add some theatrical variety which the dance performances lacked. I much prefer when a performance can provoke a variety of emotions from the viewers, but the dance performances themselves didn't elicit much from me besides my gaze. Unfortunately, I also felt there wasn't much interaction with the audience (besides the occasional kiss blown or finger pointed). It wasn't particularly engaging or memorable, as I'd hoped. I really think this show would benefit from having a variety of appearances and personalities in the performers. Some real singing instead of lip-syncing would be nice too. I would have liked there to be some comic relief from the women instead of the token man. Don't get your hopes up that this will be a sexy show - it's more of an artistic performance. If that's what you want then it'll be worth your money. read more

If you're thinking about coming here to get a lap dance and see strippers twerk their butts off, this is definitely not the place! Crazy Horse is a production, which means the end result is a show! Being a girl, I loved the show. I can see how it gets boring for guys because they are just watching a performance with topless girls and can't even touch them. But for me, I enjoyed more of the lighting, the outfits, the dancing, and the slight naughtiness/risqueness of the concept. There's a whole story line that is blended in with each routine and song. It's the perfect combination of sex and class. Not to mention, the girls' bodies were banging! Come on, where else would you go to watch a burlesque show? I thought it was a great experience! Altogether the show is about an hour and a half with intermission. It is a bit more on the pricey side, especially if you want champaign or other alcoholic beverages, or if you want to sit up close. Not that it is a crazy big area, it is actually pretty intimate. But you definitely want to sit more up close to get a closer look at the girls. One of the guys in the back even had binoculars! Haha. If you don't mind the splurge, Crazy Horse is definitely fun to enjoy with your buddies or your date! read more

I still haven't got my lap dance!!! This an opinion of a normal straight American man. Place is a $100 for a ticket and if you want drinks it's €20 a beer so with the current exchange rate it's like $30. It's a bunch of tits and ass dancing around from hot French women, but it gets kind of long and boring after a while and you'll probably get a hard on. Other than that I think it was a waste of time and wished I would of gone to Euro Disney instead. read more

I honestly had never heard of Crazy Horse until Beyonce's "Partition" and minidocumentary explaining her love for the show/venue. So, naturally, Crazy Horse was high on my to do list during my 30 hours in Paris with the BF this past weekend. We opted for the €280 package with champagne and canapes (which I had to google image and turned out to be macarons on the night of the show). I was entertained. It was a cute venue. The performers were all very beautiful women (mostly white, with two obviously non-white, Mika Lo, who did an awesome bondage inspired set, and a woman who was a medium brown color with curly hair). They are all in excellent shape. Like given the fact that they were nude, at no point did I see a ripple or bulge of misplaced fat. I think what really makes the experience is the integration of the lights, screen/projected images and music coming together to make it a show that's both sensual and artistic. Yes, there were moments when the dancers were not in perfect unison and a couple of the sets were underwhelming, but overall it's a pretty unique experience. Granted, my expectations were tempered based on the lukewarm reviews. My boyfriend and I had a good time sipping our little bottle of champagne and eating macarons. And of course, if Beyonce loves it, that's reason enough for me. A few drawbacks . . . It's definitely not cheap. The cost for the two of us converted to $318 USD, so the equivalent of a very nice meal with a bottle of wine. We ate fairly cheaply (in part because I dislike French food) during our trip and played it super low key, so the price given the total amount we spent for the trip was manageable. If you're doing a ton of things or are on a tight budget, the cost of the show may not feel worth it. Where was Mr. Fantastic?! I read so many reviews (mostly on Tripadvisor) that said he was the best part of the show -- like a body contortionist or something. Instead of Mr. Fantastic, we had a guy who did like shadow puppets. ::: crickets ::: Right, but it was fairly impressive and entertaining, but certainly not up to par with the theme of the show. So, it's probably not a must-see or everyone's thing, but worth checking out if it piques your interest. read more

This is a fun night in Paris. The women are 'cookie cutter' beautiful. They all have freakishly long legs. Happy to see they are all natural, not breast implant obsessed like the U.S. is. As a dancer; and someone who loves watching dance, it is lacking. I thought I would see amazing choreography, but NO. I went with a large group; so it was a super fun night. Male tap dancers were animated, silly & knew how to move. If you go; it's a brief walk to Eiffel Tower, best time to go; just before closing. read more

Huh? This is not only the best show in Paris but the world, seriously. Crazy Horse Paris put Vegas to shame. Skip the red windmill, and other lesser shows and just go to the Crazy Horse Saloon. Every detail in this visual experience is carefully crafted for your pleasure, a celebration for the Parisian love of beauty and art. read more

There was nothing crazy about "Le Crazy Horse". I was looking forward to attending what I assumed would be the ultimate Paris burlesque show experience, but I was extremely let down. To start, the women were all pretty much clones of each other. No one was bigger than a B cup, almost none of them had any booties, they were primarily tall, and white(2 darker skinned possibly Black or Latino women). I was expecting some beautiful diversity and all I received was blandness. The women were talented, but I almost fell asleep during the majority of the show. You know somethings wrong if the biggest applause for the night was due to the tap dancing twins act. That woke me up out of my boredom coma, as soon they left the regular show continued and I was placed on life support again. For the extraordinarily high price this place was not worth it. Maybe they need to look up what burlesque means... read more

We absolutely loved our experience here! It was original and fun and some times silly! Their champagne is delicious as well... may be a touristy novelty but really most things in Paris are these days so Definitely recommend ! read more

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Saw the show with my husband while on holiday. He's been to Moulin Rouge before and didn't think this could be that different, plus it was a little cheaper (didn't get any drinks or champagne), so that decided it. His thoughts: Mr. Fantastic was the only thing that separated this show from a strip club (minus this stripping because they always came out already topless). The dancers did their best, but the show seemed like it could use some new life breathed into it. My thoughts: I get that they were going for a more artsy thing, and I thought the dancers did a great job (go rope girl!) and loved Mr. Fantastic, but I found myself counting down the numbers that were left. Would have enjoyed more body and racial diversity. All in all: New experience. It was pretty. Not worth the money for what you get. read more

Don't do it to yourself. Especially if you get bored easily. I almost fell asleep, there were only 10 minutes that were worth the attention. The champagne was cheap and nasty and the ticket price is vastly inflated. I wish I could hit the undo button on this one. read more

This is by far the best show in Paris. When the Playboy models arrived here with Heff, their jaws dropped by how amazing this show is. Let that be your guide. Having said that, they just changed the show to a new one, after many years of a fantastic Teasing. I am not sure how to call this one, but for 50+ years Crazy Horse sets the standard in refined elegance. read more

***Amazing. Must see show while in Paris. As other reviewers noted, recommend to dress up for this show. We got higher end tickets with a bottle of champagne. I feel every seat has a great view but the ones closer to the stage are worth it. Entertainment - 5 stars. The performers are amazing and talented. The movement and dance all uniform and beautifully artistic. I appreciate the producers/developers uniformity in look. Ambiance/Appeal - 5 stars: The performers, attention to detail, costumes are beautifully done. The attention to detail is stunning. The venue itself is in a deep red and nicely setup to where you don't feel crowded even though you might be sitting fairly close to strangers. *Fun fact/Side note: all performers where custom Louboutin's through the show's entirety. read more

The show wasn't as cheesy as I thought it was going to be. Although the opening act is super cheesy, it got better after that. My hubby and I did the dinner & show package and chose Chez André which turned out to be awesome!! It's pricey but it ended up being worth it. read more

Cool, intimate place with beautiful and talented dancers and creative lighting effects. It was very special to have Dita Von Teese guest starring during my visit. read more

Le Crazy Horse - Cabaret Near Me - Paris, 75

As a good friend once said "Alright it's a strip show... But it's a classy strip show." I thought it was rather quaint and typically Parisian. Some vignettes were themed by nationality; British, the American West, and Russian. One was rather pedestrian fantasizing a mad men office encounter for example. Overall it's a safe date if you want to set a certain mood without going overboard. It's a small theater. Our seat was not bad, a little tight fitting but that insured the feeling of a night club with a close up view of the stage. My only criticism is the lack of variety and diversity in the dancers. I was hoping for some male testosterone to add some spice and sure enough in the second half my wish was granted but in the end it disappointed because even though his dance moves were impressive it was for comic relief only. read more

One of the best shows I've ever seen in my life. Must see if you visit Paris! It's iconic, super fun and entertaining, and the seats were for the most part pretty comfortable! It is a great, small venue as well. I would recommend open minded, comfortable with sexuality and lover if dance and art to this show! If you're not ok with nudity I wouldn't recommend read more

I only have great to say about the Crazy Horse cabaret. It is smaller and more intimate than some of the other shows, and definitely worth the price. The costumes are beautiful, the talent is great. The show is a bit more racy that some of the others in Paris, but nothing over the top. It is very enjoyable and I would highly recommend it to anyone. I did not get the dinner so I cannot vouch for that. If you are not purchasing a bottle, drink plenty before as a single beer is 20 EUR. read more

YES YES YES I have been a fan of Burlesque for a long time (and Dita Von Teese) so when I had the chance to go to the ORIGINAL Crazy Horse I nearly lost it. So here is what you need to know: 1: Fantastic show. It was entertaining, artful, sexy, and inspiring. Those women are not only talented and beautiful but they are funny and very very in shape. It's not a story themed show but instead a bunch of different numbers. Each one is produced phenomenally and the music choices were classic with modern twists. 2. Dita Von Teese performed there herself. 3. What sort of ticket you buy decides your seating. We bought the the second option and had great seats and a bottle of house champagne to ourselves... which we finished with ease. Dress code is business casual, there is coat check, and if you really like the show or the score you can get the DvD and CD (which I did). Enjoy the show! read more

What would a pair of 80-year-old Austrian women consider the hottest ticket in Paris? We found out, when my step-mother and aunt sent us here for our anniversary. Front-row seats and a bottle of champagne later, I was more struck by the psychology of old women than by the physiques of their younger sisters. Technically, this is a strip club, although I would not hesitate to bring wife or (grown) daughters here. Beautiful women with peculiar stage names (Flamma Rosa? Nooka Caramel?) dance to slick, carefully coreographed themes designed to make the mixed male-female audience laugh as much as drool. It is all a bit hokey and fun. Our undersanding is that women rush from all over the planet to work here. Among the requirements, they all have precisely identical body types and dimensions. And of course, they can dance beautifully. If Walt Disney designed strip clubs, this would be the result. read more

I watched Crazy Horse last night in Perth, WA. Unfortunately, after a long wait, I was very disappointed. The "dancers" who really didn't dance at all, just did the same very basic sexy moves for the entire show. It involved very robotic moves with little talent and no story line. read more

The show was great! Pay the extra up front for your ticket if you're looking to booze a little...drinks start at €20 per. Tip...Instead of €50 for a bottle of champagne up front pre-book, try €85 and poor seating otherwise. read more

If you (like some of the men below) are looking for a strip club and dancers trying to seduce you, this is absolutely not the place for you. If you are looking for exciting, creative, fun, and visually stunning artistic but also sensual performances though, then this is DEFINITELY the place to go! Fantastic use of lights and projections, fabulous soundtrack, gorgeous fashion, and very talented dancers. This is my first stop every time I am in Paris; it's a FABULOUS way to start a night out! read more

Worth everything you are willing to spend. This is a fantastic way to spend an evening in Paris. Elegant and stunning. Crazy Horse takes their art to the uppermost level. There does not seem to be a bad seat in the house, champagne labeled Crazy Horse is great and the show, THE SHOW. It is something you wish would not end. Erotic and beautiful, this is a must see on any trip to Paris no matter who you are. When you walk out of the front doors you are in Paris. Priceless. read more

I went with my dance teach and she told me that it was a cool production putting on by some famous choreographer and we should go as research. She conveniently omitted the fact that it was a strip show, but told me it was more like a cabaret. I was expecting a dazzling production like Moulin Rouge, considering I paid 100 euro for the ticket. It turned out to be a glorified strip show. The girls are pretty and have nice bodies. However, the stage was very low and small and there was very little staging to speak of. I see very little artistic value in the whole show, well, it was like reading Penthouse for the story. I was so bored by the show after 10 minutes. read more

I was really dissapointed by this place! It was first time in cabaret. I was expecting funny crazy show which will amaze me! For €125! I thought it must have been bad joke! Really boring performance. Only highlight were stepping guys and girls with mirrows. The rest was not more than I saw for free in America in strip bar, gotta say that girls back in US can dance better! They did not even know the lyrics properly, while pretanding to sing! Next time I would rather chose different cabaret! There are better ways how to spend this money! read more

Small theater. But it adds to the charm. The women were beautiful and very well trained dancers. It was sensual and erotic and yet very classy. There is a reason Crazy Horse has been around as long as it has. This doesn't feel sleezy or like a tourist trap. My boyfriend and I had an amazing evening here. I would highly recommend this to anyone looking for a good show while in Paris. read more

The show was amazing! I wish they had something like this in the United States. I can tell they put a lot of work and time into the show. Very classy! read more

Excellent show. Beautiful talented show people. My 54th birthday experience. Magnifique.

We agreed to see the show on the recommendation of friends who had been twice in years past and loved it. What a waste of time and money. The friends that recommended it were embarrassed and swore it was nothing like the show they had seen. It's pretty telling when the tap dancing twin brothers (the intermission act) got way more applause than any of the girlie stuff. And the ridiculous forced parade through the 'gift shop' both coming and going was just insult to injury. Luckily, there was no mandatory drink minimum because the prices were ridiculous. I wish I would have checked yelp before handing my money over for this one. read more

This place was so much fun. Very elegant and beautiful. The ladies are much lovelier than in the US. No fatties or low rent tattooed bimbos. These girls are professional dancers, sometimes on pointe. The twin tap dancing guys are amazing... My husband and I really enjoyed the show. Its much more like a Vegas revenue than a strip club! Many couples and groups of girls and guys. As for the price. 175 euros and that includes two drinks and chocolates. No more than you would pay for a Broadway show - hey naked girls gotta eat too! read more

I bought tickets for my husband and I for our first wedding anniversary while visiting Paris and we had a great time!! It's sexy and artsy; the women are beautiful and the environment is friendly and fun. We would recommend this to any friends visiting Paris! Buy the tickets that include champagne and enjoy the show! read more

It's a series of 16 short acts each one with different costumes and lighting. Sometimes it's one girl or two girls and some acts include them all. I like the various set designs, the music was fun, and girls are gorgeous. I had a good time. I wouldn't recommend it for conservative friends or family members. The small theater was made up of mostly couples and small groups. read more

I loved this show! It's not for everyone but for me it's like barbarella meets grace jones meets Brigitte Bardot with a dash of Daryl Hanna from blade runner. I didn't want to to end! Hot! read more