Hello, is this Zanzi's? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent…read morewhite YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And--look, it's just a fact--I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.Now let's discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from "You racist creep" or "Is that your real voice?" to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded "toilet swirly." However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this "Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly"--no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It's that simple. It's been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty "Fuh!" by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder's classic film "300," I will kick you.Onions, peppers--no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I'd go to a salad bar. I'm not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P'Zone--when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I'm fucking starving.

This is a great small chain pizza place. Good food at a good price. Always great service and pizza…read moretaste great.

Wow!!! We went for lunch on a Saturday. It wasn't overly crowded, and the service was amazing. The…read morefood was DELICIOUS and so affordable! Highly recommend!!

Stopped in while headed home for the holidays. Greeted by a nice staff and an excessive amount of…read moreChristmas decorations. Esp. for days ahead of Thanksgiving. But it looked nice. Family ordered a variety of meals. The Trio of Italy with fettuccini Alfredo, chicken parmesian, and lasagna. Ziti rosa, Ziti marinara and a big pepperoni pizza. The dipping bread came out with marinara. It was ok. The salads weren't that exciting either and the blue cheese dressing was truly not great. The potato soup was better but also not remarkable. The mains came quickly and followed suit. Most things weren't bad they just seemed like a knockoff Olive Garden - and that's not exactly great either. The exceptions were the lasagna and chicken parmesan. The lasagna just wasn't good at all and the chicken was overdone and dry. I found the pizza decent, but the rest of the family was less impressed. Our oldest said it reminded her of high school pizza and others reported it was bland. We didn't complain but someone was kind enough to provide a complimentary cheesecake with the sauces. One who sampled it didn't find it to be that wonderful either.

Headed home after a weekend by the river and in the mood for pizza. VPI recommended by friends…read morefrom church so we gave it a try. Ordered a pep extra cheese with mush on half; regular crust. Pie was hot at pickup...made a stop before digging in...in the car! Crust thin but firm and tasty, plenty of sauce and pep (mush not for me)...good flavor overall. If you are a Mothman fan, VPI has the pizza for you! Will definitely stop back when in the area and looking for a pizza!

Service wasn't the best . Like at all . Must have came on their most busiest day of the year …read more Definitely waited over 40 min for a server to come over and greet us . The food was still good . Just hard to give a good review on your food when the service isn't very good . Got meat lovers pizza and pepperoni rolls . Pep rolls were kinda hard but definitely hot . And the pizza was good . Nice spot will have to try again . Just hate that it's an hour drive

Called in for 2 pizzas and when I picked the up they were wrong so they made me 2 more and just…read moretold me to keep the other ones. The pizza was great, a hole lot better than the Pizza Hut I had Friday before last. Really pleased with this place. Seems every one was really working hard to keep everyone happy. Way to go management.

We were out and about all day, celebrating our Christmas holiday season. Kayla Beth Fields , Saige…read more& Deacon Hunt joined me for some delightful and cost effective choice of pizza for dinner. We all got our fill and still had some left for takeout. We had a very pleasant meal and the waitress very pleasant as well...Definitely going back soon.

Kali's Pizza Gallipolis ohio. Waited 1 hours for our…read morefountain drinks. Then at the 1 1/2 hour mark we get our pizza. IT WASN'T WHAT WE ORDERED! Had to ask for refills. Customer service is a 0, Customer communication is a 0, under staffed, CHARGED FOR THEIR MISTAKES!!! A carefree employee attitude. NEVER EVER GO TO KALI'S GALLIPOLIS OHIO PERIOD!

I'm telling you, these people know how to run a business!! We always enjoy our food and service is…read morespot on!

Alright food at a pretty nice atmospheric place. But the service is eh and had to wait time to get…read moremy check taken so I could leave despite lots of people walking around seemingly doing nothing. The worst part was that they offer fajitas at a good price 12.25 chicken, 12.50 steak, 12.75 shrimp, 12.50 for chicken/steak. I wanted to get shrimp with the combination so I'd have all 3 meats. Waiter said ok. Then the bill comes and they charged me $3.99 for shrimp. They only gave me 5 or 6 shrimps that I had to dig through the chicken/steak to find anyways. Seems a bit unfair considering an entire shrimp fajita is only 25¢ more than the combination. The cherry on top was that they charged me $1.99 for hot sauce. And they want $8 for a slice of cake fyi

Ordered two stuffed crust pizzas they did away with the non spicy marinara and put 5 total…read moremushrooms on 2 pizzas that had mushrooms ordered on them

love this place!! i eat here alot delivery mostly. the workers and deliverers are always nice and i…read morejust had a nice interaction with charles i appreciate his kindness! food is great, only thing i could really complain about is the chicken because it never is completely cooked but i understand. pizza is great, breadsticks are great. i reccomend!!