5 STARS FLAWLESS GREATER THAN GREAT Haha Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!) Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!) I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw) You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?) I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!) It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood! Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers) Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!) I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of-) It's me, yes, it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, what a gas Took a while, but I'm present at last It's me, it's me Mimzy! Who? read more

five stars flawless greater then great. Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!) Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!) I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw) You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?) I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!) It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood! Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers) Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!) I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of-) It's me, yes, it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, what a gas Took a while, but I'm present at last It's me, it's me Mimzy! Who? read more

Truly amazing experience with the big boss of hell himself. He is a great cook and has very five star, flawless toaster. He charged me with his sacrificial lamb but I got the family rate. I requested to get a medium steak but I got a bloody rare. Also I met a very greatfull dude named Alastor I made some "deal" with him for a free burger at Wendy's, he wanted my soul or something but I didin't lissen the wendy's burger was worth. read more

Five Stars Flawless Real Great Lucifer granted my wish, with a punch of a pentagram I won't tell you what it was but he didn't even charge to sacrificial a lamb, . Treated me like family. I would totally recommend. read more

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Easily the best in the field and handsome to boot! More than worth the lamb and would not only recommend for others but even for weddings! read more

10/10 experience. I love every single second of his hot steamy cock inside my ass i loved receiving anal sex from this 5'2 twinkie ahh man

Amazing! Absolutely top notch work, and he only charged me a sacrificial lamb! There truly is no substitute for pure angelic power!

Flawless, greater than great! [Extra characters that I need to actually post the review. There's nothing more to be said tbh.] read more

nothin' special about him, hes the ruler of hell. like hell no, there is no way in hell that i will vote for him correctly.

Five star, Flawless, Greater than Great! Five star, Flawless, Greater than Great! Five star, Flawless, Greater than Great!

Loved it but what was up with the ducks? There was alot. Also some guy kept yelling at me. This other guy was wearing a tv

He is a great Dad (well probably Alastor and Rosie are better parents for Charlie) But at least his songs are very nice

Five stars. He's such a great dad! I couldn't recommend him more! Pleas use this man he's such an awesome dad

The king of he'll is fantastic. Five star! Flawless! Greater then great! A prefect protector of his people!

Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great! Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

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5 stars, flawless and greater than great. I mean who needs the busboy when you have the chef!

greater than great!! hell's beat offer for stuff! choose this!!! trust me!!! it is worth it!