I just got done smokin' the last of some durbans & it blew me a week and a half back-n-time to today to tell me to tell myself to buy more now! dumbass! (I'm pretty sure this should work...) Soon it will magically appear... in the future. :) But while I wait for it, I can only say that there are some amazing strains here n' chill peeps that are willing to help anyone navigate their way to get the goods (especially if: 1. You or your pet have been in an explosion recently, or 2. God has summoned 'back to nature' to expose yourselves naked to the world to go forth nude professing unashamedly His Majesty and Eminent Perfection), and when checking out - don't worry, they'll all go the extra mile; just ask.*
What strains am I talking about?
1.) " hymenafragoria miraculosa OG " - this strain was started in the 90s by the US military (call for availability) Hybrid - sativa-dominant strain - the name came from reports when first smoked it was like a thermonuclear warhead detonated inside the Virgin Mother's vagina, and everything around it for miles had been obliterated but yet, the hymen remained *miraculously* intact. Maybe a reference to how pure the 'high' was, or possibly...I don't know actually, the military does some strange work, but I still question the scientific validity of such a claim...but Newsweek printed it - i kid you not - in a copy I found in the downtown bus depot in one of the downstairs bathroom's stalls.
2.) " 13-PR " - ssit on th floor man... this is dank, it's from somewhere weird too, Paris or maybe The Philippines i'm not positive... it might give you Ebola, but i think 13PR stands for "13 Prolapsed Rectums" because this stuff stinks so bad - like diseased butt-holes in front of a fan on a summer day. I mean, it's seriously like a dead-body has been in the room, or some rats died in the walls - and other rats crapped on their rotting carcasses. Filthy like the way your parents' house smells exactly kinda - like the way they don't love you
...well, among other smells.
3.) " 'tard-farmer " - this is the.... best!! call to make sure they have it / buy as much as you can!, and ask "hey, are you a tard-farmer?" Indica I think. Some siq shit though: true to its name, I smoked a blunt of this and the next thing i know i was outside this store - full moon - middle of the night - and i suddenly realized i was Sp*rt-F*cking some handicapped girl n her leg braces were bangin scrapin up against the railings in front of the store n shit, then to my own horror, I remember hollering-out "HELLz YEA! PLOWIN DIS BUSTED BITCH N' YO MOMMA's BUSTED AS$Z 2!!1" Don't have the kids around when trying this one. Seriously, they'll turn into some kind of... well i mean, they could be the worst... well let's just say, they might just turn into people exactly like you.
Seriously cool cats workin here as budtenders 8) - one time, I even saw an employee give a fvckn6 b1owjob to a '74-ish Chevy Impala right outside the store (pics below ~*F0R FREE*~) after a customer got tired of sucking off his own car, and his girlfriend didn't want to help anymore lol oh... that leads me to the "extra mile" thing i said above... haha
*(from my own/others' experiences) staff at this shop are fairly willing to satisfy any additional erotic requests *at the time of final sale* (don't ask early) no matter how bizarre. Last year, I swear I heard the guy in front of me tell a Medicine Man clerk that there were numerous ways that a person could be tender and intimate with a woodchipper, and that he had one outside, he was towing it behind his truck. A few minutes later, it all started out ok.. i guess, but the guy who owned it cranked the damn thing on while the poor guy was half-inside and started cackling like a maniac over all the screaming and flailing... what a mess - it's amazing how much blood is actually inside a human body. The poor ButtTender-Frappuccino-F'cking-dude got enough of himself out to eventually survive, but his career in the porn industry is never going to be the same. :/ ?haha soo anyway: be 'good and kind' to these folks, the have it pretty hard!
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