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(Installment 2 of poetry reviews by me, lol):
I've now been to Freddy's not one time but four,
A dry cleaners with attitude and oh so much more,
Freddy may seem a bit brusque to the meek,
But I adore this guy others might critique.
No bullsh*t with this place, I'll tell you right off,
And if you're planning to argue, be warned to just stop,
Because Freddy is good and he knows that he is,
So won't hesitate a second to get rid of your biz.
He adjusted a dress for a wedding I had
At a price, I am told, is not at all bad
We had fun and we laughed and we swore quite a bit,
He appreciated I didn't need him to do it too quick.
So for cleaning or sewing your clothing for cheap,
And stories to make you laugh 'til you weep,
Freddy's your man and there's also his wife,
But don't bother going if you plan to cause strife.
Moral of the story is: Freddy's awesome, his wife is sweet as pie and I will be back.