Hillbilly Hell/Heaven (depending on your disposition)
The river:
- This is where the hillbillies really show their true colors. What happens when you get a bunch of REALLY drunk rednecks together in one spot, take off half their cloths, and put them in an isolated area? They show each other their titties, they let their racist tongues fly, they throw things at each other, etc.
- Another reviewer said it best, the river is a "liquidy conveyor belt of debauchery "
- All along the river are rope swings, big rocks to jump off (be careful!), trunks to climb up and jump into the water... a lot of fun, honestly
- The current is really nice, you don't need a paddle most of the time. If you loose yours, you can usually find one floating that someone else has lost.
- Don't get a canoe!! they're too easy to tip, then all your gear goes in the water (which should be in a dry pack). Get a raft.
- Don't bring pot on the river. I can personally attest to the rumor (truth!) that forest rangers will hide in the trees and come out and surprise you with a search. Fortunately we didn't have any on us. I had fishing gear (didn't catch anything) and no fishing license, but they didn't care they just wanted to bust people for weed.
- The river was absolutely beautiful! So amazing
The camp ground:
- On a Friday or Saturday in the summer, it's pretty much a party.
- It's loud and crude. The people that come here are hillbillies, drunks, wet college kids, bros, burnouts, meth-heads and red-necks. Already drunk from being on the river, the party continues into the wee hours of the morning.
- and if you're into that then it can be a lot of fun! If you're not, then it's not a lot of fun!
- That being said, there was no one fighting, the rangers made people turn off their radios sometime after midnight and they broke up the biggest and loudest groups. I was able to sleep nicely, but maybe I was just drunk enough to not hear the noise. We didn't have any trouble finding a place to camp and it wasn't so crowded you couldn't fit a popup tent, so maybe I was there on a less crowded weekend then other reviewers.
- Everyone that I ran across was really friendly
Other:
- My #1 gripe was the bus ride back. Not because the bus was crap, but because the idiots ON the bus were so completely obnoxious. They were shouting really loud and being extremely rude to the bus driver in particular. I hope that's not a common occurrence.
- the little restaurant isn't fine dining but it's very welcome hot food in the morning and well priced
- the little store there is pretty great, I loved their pizza at 2am, also reasonably priced for a tourist trap
- if you have a little car you will have trouble. My Acura Legend was dragged along rocks.
- theres a very steep hill to get in and out of the campsite. If you car/truck does not do well with hills, then maybe park at the top of it. If you have a jeep with 4-Low then you'll be fine. My v6 car made it back up the hill but I had to drag race it at the bottom first.
I had A LOT OF FUN!! One of the highlights of my year. I'm a city guy, not normally the kind of redneck that a place like the attracts, but I kept an open mind. Being on that river was just so much fun! Just make sure you bring enough beer, if you have extra you can trade it for some topless action ;) read more