Very nice dancers. Lot's of fun at this club and at other clubs as well. The service was okay and staff and atmosphere very nice.

Definitely not in the best neighborhood. So be aware of that if you are visiting. My boyfriend and I went here on a Friday early evening. We had to pay cover which tbh wasn't worth it. They had limited drink options for cider if that is your thing. Overall I wouldn't recommend. They need to make some upgrades here read more

Noticed there was a small fenced off circular (octagonal) section on one side of the stage. Turns out the stage has a shower. And yeah the plumbing works. Learned something new. This part of the stage (without the water) as well as the famous ladder can be seen in the strip club scene in Deadpool 1. read more

No5 Orange - Front entrance~ - Strip Clubs Near Me - Vancouver, British Columbia

I was disappointed with the girls. I was having a good time and I tried to give the girl on stage a tip, when I put the cash in her outfit and a small tap on the ass she she got upset with me. I felt super bad because I respect the girls because I am one. And it completely killed my vibe. read more

This is my favourite spot in Vancouver.So many pretty girls and you are allowed to touch them in private dance..Some may take your money and cheat you by just showing their tits.. read more

What a shit hole. Skanks hanging at the Bar. Shifty service. To busy on her phone to even ask me what I wanted to drink.Just bad bad bad..

This is a review about the food only. ;) You'd never guess it, but one of the best burgers in Vancouver is available at the No5. It's a double stacker of smashed beef, caramelized onions, bacon, and various toppings. It's massive and tastes amazing! Seriously one of the best burgers I've had in years. The fries are also quite tasty as well. This place was actually nominated for best burger back in 2016 and 2017 (Google it), and am happy to report this is still the case in late 2022. Looking at past reviews, another Yelper mentions the same thing in 2018! If you're up for an incredible burger (and some "live entertainment"), be sure to pay a visit. read more

I have a video of Number 5 Oranges bouncer tweaking on the floor for crack lol won't let me up load but so true lmao

Yes this is a strip club but a bunch of us women went (all in our 50s). We had a very fun, great night but we are really writing about the food. BEST burger ever. We all said we would go back just for that burger. Menu has some vegetarian options too. Staff really fun and friendly. But again, the burger. So good! read more

nice chicken sticks. Welcome could have been a bit friendly. neat and clean. Lap dance beaty and pole dancers were great.

Out of the two I've been to, this is the best strip club I've been to, which was great, considering that it was the first real one I've been to. Fun atmosphere and they take security very seriously (you are greeted by an absolute tank of a man who checks for weaponry as the secretary scans your ID, and you'll see a poster that declares that any drugs will get the cops called pronto immediately afterwards). Reasonably priced private dances ($50 a song) with very enthusiastic, beautiful women, and you're allowed to touch them. Great place. Highly reccomended. I'll be coming back at least once more before leaving vancouver. Update: The food is as good as advertised. The burger is an absolute titan and is the sort of thing you'd expect to find at a fancy steakhouse, or perhaps as the punchline to a "Blondie" comic (ask your parents and get off my lawn). Never in my life have I lost to a burger, but it was a very close call. As it was, I couldn't finish the side. The only downside is the expensive drinks. A rum and coke is $10.50 and they call it "a bargain and a half," and glass of coca cola is $6.25. But here's the thing: after a private dance with one of the girls, you won't mind read more

Stag party. Saw Molly and was quite impressed. Decent food great entertainment and quite slow turnover in between dancers. Would give higher star if turnover rate was faster. Also, not many floor friends but that has ups and downs, we actually got to enjoy the fellas chatting and not get antagonized every 20 seconds for a sell up on a _____. read more

Was a fun place to visit with some friends, we all definately had a good time and got turned on.

Love this place except for one thing.. why are the lappies $50? To the management, you're doing your beautiful dancers a disservice. Lower the price and you will get more business from customers (and maybe I'll get a lappy for the first time). Heck a lot of these dancers are hotter than most at the LA clubs. read more

I love this place! It has a casual vibe to it, great for watching spots, having something to eat but most of all for the amazing performers! These women are incredibly talented! Every performer has their own unique style and personality which makes the each set fun and interesting. You can also get a very reasonably priced private dance in a private area upstairs with a beautiful woman of your choice. If you want to make your experience there great, tip the performers on stage, for their time and for your private dance. Tipping is customary in strip clubs so don't complain if you aren't getting attention when you're not paying for these women's time. If a performer is dancing on the stage, and you give them a tip, often they will give you a moment of attention as a thank you and it's totally worth it! The No5 also has different performers come I believe every week so you can experience a wide variety of talented performers every time you go. Remember be respectful and tip! If you aren't planning on tipping, that's fine but don't take up valuable seats in the front row of the stage. Enjoy your food and drinks or sports game at a table instead. read more

In the heart of Vancouver's cracktown sits the No 5 Orange, a large dimly lit room located across the street from the Vancouver Police headquarters. Not as seedy and filthy as one would expect, most of the customers are tired looking professionals or construction workers on their lunch break. At night, the place fills up quick with ogling eyes and drunken misogynists, but order is kept and the "dancers" are treated well by the audience. With the dark purple décor and large round stage surrounded by tables and chairs, it's reminiscent of the strip club "The Badda-Bing" in The Sopranos. I can't say I've tried the food, but the deals seem to be ok, with $9.99 prawn and burger combos. The beer is a little expensive, but the price of bare breasts needs to be offset somewhere. Incidentally, a lap dance goes for $40, but if you wander the neighborhood you can probably find more for less. The sight of the women undressing seems to please most of the regulars, but the management does keep people from getting too excited by blaring the constant chatter of the obnoxious in-house DJ the entire time. Not really worth visiting, unless you're starting to forget what fake tits look like and you don't want to spend a lot of cash to find out. read more

No5 Orange - Strip Clubs Near Me - Vancouver, British Columbia

If you want to go to a strip club and see naked women in Vancouver, this is the only one worth going to. The place is run by the HA (Hell's Angels), so don't be a punk and try and start anything there. The girls are on the average side, but they put on an entertaining show on stage, especially when they get the shower going. Don't bother going back for a dance. They are pricey and you don't get to have that much fun. Better to watch the multitude of TV's showing sports while your buddies blow their Canadian loons. Canada, oh you so disappoint here. You are first rate in so many ways, but a far cry you are from Spearmint Rhino. God bless the Spearmint Rhino. read more

This joint is an okay place to go and the place isn't exactly located at the best part of town. The ladies are relatively decent but I would recommend only going to this place once or twice at the most for the experience. Otherwise, I would recommend going to a much more fancier stripper place rather then this place. read more

Well. Here goes my first review of a strip club. Lately my friends and I have gotten bored on Saturday nights (nightlife here is often repetitive and boring if you want to actually go out and do stuff besides getting drunk at a bar in Gastown) so uh... we decided to check out the strip club selection here. Upon doing our research and reading reviews, we found that the No5 Orange seemed like the best overall adult entertainment here in Vancouver. Cover was $5 and they scan your ID, etc, like any club. The difference between this particular club and the other strip clubs was that the food here is really good. All of the reviews that we read pointed to this and we decided to kill two birds with one stone and eat and buy drinks there. Although part of me feels a little sacrilegious for eating while watching a naked, underwear-less girl grind on a pole, the food was actually very good. I had the buffalo chicken salad (kind of too drenched in caesar dressing) but my friends got burgers and chicken strips, and they were good. The girls were all beautiful and great at what they did. Oh - this is in kind of a bad neighbourhood. The downtown eastside. Tourists might be wary at first. However, nothing bad is going to happen to you here. The worst thing that will happen is that someone will ask for you money or food. You won't get stabbed or anything if you mind your own business. If you drive, lock your car and hide all your possessions. read more

I had the time of my life. My fiancé and our two friends (also a couple) went here for a fun night out and oh boy did we have fun. The drinks were a little expensive but that's what I expect. The food was so good and pretty cheap. I got the b.e.l.t and it was awesome. Our waitress was super nice and very bubbly. The general vibe is very strip club which is exactly what you would want when you're going to a strip club. The dancers were AMAZING. They were all so talented! I spent so much money because these women deserve it. At one point this one girl (I couldn't really hear what her name was and I feel bad) was holding her body parallel to the floor like 4 feet above the stage USING JUST HER ARMS it was insane. All of them were so talented. read more

If your skin color isnt white, try to avoid the strip club. Most of the dancers avoid any kind of interaction with black/brown folks. If you're not white, please avoid this place. read more

Went here last Saturday night. Had a great time. Staff were all friendly and polite. Met vip dancer Kendra who gave amazing lap dances! Would defiantly come back read more

Deciding to top off the night with a little strip club action, we were deposited here by a cab driver who said Orange 5 was the best. I'm gonna go ahead and ignore the overpriced drinks, because that's just how things are in Canada. I'll even let the snotty attitude of the wait staff slide. But when the dancer ignored us the entire time, coming around at the very last note of her third song solely to snatch the five from my hand, I have a problem. If tipping isn't mandatory, and the lowest tip is a five, I expect at the very least to have a dancer within 3 feet of me for some portion of a song for my money. Instead, she spent an entire song in front of a lady patron in the corner, who kept getting fives thrown her way by phased drunk guys. On to the last song, where her time was split half and half in front of two guys across the rack. On to the last note- I kid you not- the very last note of her last song. She comes around to my boyfriend & I to snatch the five from my hand, which hasn't left my hand during her entire set. "Wait, really? No..." I was then physically shoved by a bouncer to surrender the five, which is not okay. We immediately left. I am more than happy to tip when it is earned, but I hate being hustled. We were ready to plant at the rack for at least an hour, tipping the entire time, and even shelling out money for overpriced shots. But instead, this ridiculous incident turned us off to the entire venue. Nope. Never again. read more

Honestly I thought this place would be way sleazier, I'm sad to say I was actually a bit disappointed. I think my friends had just built up this image of the Number Five in my mind and I had expectations that went unfulfilled. For example: The floors were not sticky. I've been to a few strip clubs in Surrey and New West where you actually thought people had jerked off on the floor because your shoes just kept sticking to the floor, this was not the case at the Number 5. Trashy dancers. All of the ladies I saw dance were in really good shape and had super fake tits that didn't even move. I guess when I was told about how sleazy this place was, and that Courtney Love had danced there I was expecting crack whores or punk rock chicks who were still working to pay for some new boobs. This was not the case. Expensive drinks. I paid like $12 for a double rum and diet, that is probably the most expensive double highball I have ever had. If this place was trashy, then we would be getting trashed right? Not unless you can afford $10 cover plus $50+ for drinks. However.... they have a kitchen. Last night's special was ribs.... let me ask you this: who shows up to a strip club to have a pound of greasy ribs and eats them in the gyno row while some broad is spreading her legs in front of you? I don't know about you, but when I see those beef curtains wagging in my face I sure get hungry for ribs. I didn't see anyone eating while I was there, so I wonder how often the kitchen actually gets food orders? How long have those ribs been sitting there? I'm not sure that I would go back here unless it was for a stag, I know some of my friends think its real cool to go watch strippers, and while that can be the case at times, I think I'd rather go somewhere more seedy or even somewhere more classy. This place was just very average. read more

It was my birthday on the weekend and my friends twisted my arm to take me to the ballet....er.... also know as the No. 5 Orange. $10 bucks at the door and welcome to the show. Mostly had beers and a few birthday shooters. OK, lots of birthday shooters.... We stayed maybe an hour because we couldn't find a table but really enjoyed the ballet on stage. Interesting mix of people and everybody was friendly. And quite a few females who enjoy watching the ballet as much as the men to. Hey, this is the only place where you can sit back, and the girls will come talk to you....but only until they realize you have no money/intention of buying a lapdance. And I met Charity....my future girlfriend who's a student right now paying her way through college. I've never had the food here so UYE at the No. 5? read more

Her: Hi my name is Mercedes Me: Hi my name is Toyota. If she can use a car name then I also want a car name! Apologies for the ladies out there who actually have a given name of Mercedes. I believe education is important in our society and being the generous giver that I am I decided to help support girls going to college the only way I know how, #5 Orange! I had no real expectations going here as this was my first time in this establishment. Overall it wasn't as sketchy as I thought it would be judging by the location. The interior was nice and well kept, there was a decent selection of beer and the girls had very nice, how should I say, eyes. The crowd was a decent mix of guys and girls, not saying it was close to 50/50 split but for a strip club it was pretty good. Having this mix is important as it dilutes the more "creepy gawking" people, like myself and makes things a little more social and fun. Some people complain about the area but rest assured location is quite safe so the overall experience was quite pleasant. Will I go again? Only if the yelp community needs me to take one for the team and provide an updated review. How about weekly updates?? read more

I came here for a friend's birthday party. The cover charge to get in here is $10 regardless if you're a guy or girl. We didn't have a reservation, and since there was no tables free we had to pay $100 to secure a booth because you can't go there and stand around according to the staff. Our group was pretty big so we were able to come up with the $100, but it was an unexpected cost. Reserve a table if you're coming with a group! The police came in and escorted a guy out when we were there, but they didn't make a scene. Minus that, this place isn't as sleazy as I expected given its location. The drinks were a bit pricy but strong. The bartender made us the weirdest skittles shot I've ever seen (since when did skittles shots become drop shots?) but it was still tasty. As for the girls, they didn't seem to get a lot of attention until much later in the evening, but they were all attractive. Overall the girls were hot, the drinks were good, but be prepared to spend a lot of money. read more

Do you think she's talented? Deeply and importantly talented? This is a strip club in the "worst" part of town, and I really hope you are aware of that when you head to the Orange. It's in a strange little old building with a pretty iron balcony along the top of the club, where I have always prayed one day there will be dancing girls leaning out the windows with a hankerchief, calling me in, like in the old Westerns. The drinks are high priced, and come early, because they will charge cover right up until the last show (for women too). But, this place is a Vancouver icon, and you can't help but love it. Maybe the dancers aren't deeply and importantly talented, but amusingly and superficially, sure. There's usually a pretty good show going on in the parking lot too. read more

This is the third review in a five part evening. Part two is for Hy's downtown. Dinner at Hy's was running late, so I called the Five at 9:07 (I still have the time on my phone) asking them to push my reservation back until 10:00. They said it would be no problem, so I was more relaxed with our dinner plans at Hy's. I had trouble with ensuring our reservation was active before. I called weeks in advance and they put me down. When I called the Monday before, they didn't have me noted. They made a reservation for me before I could launch into a full panic. We walked in the door at 9:55 and they comped the cover for our bachelor. When we were directed to the bouncer regarding our reservation, he said that no one told him that we would be late and he gave away our table. He was "nice enough" to offer us a $40 opportunity; he'd kick out a table of four with a view of the stage and bring a fifth chair. We were effectively looking at $80 for the five of us to have our reservation. The table we were at actually had a reservation tag on it for another party at 10:15, which was very odd since when I first called for a reservation, I was told they would not accept a reservation after 10:00. When it got busier later in the night, the bouncer wasn't around to keep people from blocking our view. In short, call more than once to confirm your reservation and do not, under any circumstances, be late. The drinks were pricey. They use Wisers as their bar brand of rye, which was acceptable to me. While they charge $6 for a single rye and coke, there's no discount on doubles; be prepared to pay $12 for a double. Also, my first one came out as a rum and coke. I had to walk it back to the bar myself. They did fix it, but I encountered an asshole on my way back to the table. I walked up to two guys blocking the path between the tables. I leaned over to the one closer to me and said "excuse me, please." He looked away from his conversation, looked me in the eye, and then turned back without moving and kept talking. I asked to be excused again, then he looked at me again and finally moved. The idiot beside him, having seen this transpire, couldn't rub two brain cells together to move a foot out of my way, so while looking at each other, I shoved past him back to my table. Really, we can all have a good time if people were a little more polite about their surroundings; it's not like I was one of the strippers and they were trying to cop a feel. The strippers were out in full force trying to hustle good money for their dances. They charge $50 per song; I believe Brandi's charges more, but you can get cheaper in Vegas (of all places). I don't know what they charge in Montreal, but that's the place to be from what I hear. I get that it can be a tough job, but they don't need to be so aggressive. We were there to buy dances for the bachelor, but when he wasn't interested, we were called "cheap fucks" on more than one occasion. I do remember one stripper pitching to us, "You can smack my ass, pull my hair, and I'll let you motorboat my brand new titties for as long as you want!" Given that I'm not 19, nor American, her marketing put her into a dirty gold digger category rather than an enticing dancing lady. We lost one person during our time at the Five, but the rest of us kept going to keep having fun with the bachelor. We paid $100 for a two-song dance with the one and only dancing lady that he took a fancy to, and he seemed quite pleased with the entertainment. We watched the stage shows right up until 1:00 when they closed. If you're looking for the attractive girl next door type, the Five isn't the place. Most of the dancers have had some enhancements done, but I found them enjoyable to watch, especially the shower shows. Next part is The Irish Heather. read more

I've come here once after Chuchillo, once after Ask for Luigi, and once after a bar across town. Cover can range from $5 - $10 depending on day and time. The dancers are ok, I appreciate the ones who are enthusiastic and put their heart into it. They have a "shower" right by the stage where dancers can dance too. Dislike the random 10 minute intermissions. Private dances are $50 per person, a pair of people can watch at the same time. Go for shits and giggles. For open minded people who don't mind a bit of everything you can find on the internet but live. Oh they have food in addition to alcohol. Sometimes late in the night, kitchen may be closed. Closes early at 1am. read more

I was here on Saturday night for a pal's birthday (cover was $10). The only other time I'd been here was uh, Remembrance Day... and what better way to spend Remembrance Day than at a strip club? (The cover was only $5 that night!) It was so packed that tons of people just lined up along the walls because there was no seating left. Our friends managed to snag a small table with 1 chair in the "VIP" section for the night and hovered around it. We were told we could stay until they had to give it to someone else, which didn't happen.. so that's cool. If you keep a close eye on the seats around the um.. stripper platform (?) you might be able to steal one, but otherwise you're S.O.L. because those guys are glued to their seats. I managed to get myself one after convincing a friend to sit on my lap, and when her legs started to fall asleep she just crouched beside me and some random guy I didn't know sat on my lap instead because apparently it used to be his seat. Sure, whatever. I found the waitresses..er, hostesses?....What exactly is their job title? Anyways, the girls that wander around in their little outfits and chat you up were far more attractive than the dancers. Most of the dancers seemed bored and totally uninterested. The fake to real boobie ratio was about 50/50. The DJ called out to Tabatha Y. ("who's the girl with the flower in her hair up front?!") and announced to the entire club that she was hot and then proceeded to meow like a cat. I had a better time at Monty's in Victoria! I'll still come back to No 5 Orange though! I can't comment on the drink prices, I did all my drinkin' before I arrived! read more

My attraction to the FIVE began a very long time ago. I know the staff well and over the years, they continue to make me feel like a valued friend and customer. Look, I don't fucking go there for dinner, or cocktails with fancy garnishes. I don't go there to have meetings and talk business, I definitely don't go there to play with my phone... I GO TO THE FIVE BECAUSE THE SERVICE IS ON & THE STRIPPERS ARE FUCKING HOT TALENTED DANCERS WHO LOVE BEING ON STAGE & THROWING DOWN SOLID ENTERTAINMENT. There's a reason MARVEL chose The N05 to shoot on location for Deadpool and keep their identiy & brand in the movie. If it's good enough for the Merc with a Mouth, it's good enough for this guy. Oh, and my man in the can with the fresh mints & cologne, tip large boys. read more

Almost all seats are reserved.You have to wait for girls performance for long time. This place is good for groups but not if you show up single.Check in process is not friendly and charge 10$.Lots of girls as well in crowd . read more

Those of us 'of a certain age' recall the glory days of Vancouver strip clubs, when you could spend an afternoon or evening making your way between the Marble Arch, the Flash One, the Lougheed Hotel, the North Burnaby Inn, the Fraser Arms, the Cecil and on and on. Well, with the Cecil about to close and all the others shuttered long ago, an era in Vancouver has come to an end - An era where the price of admission was a pint of beer and the chant of 'shower, shower, shower!' might result in a soapy show. Seems like the business is moving to $20 cover charges, "bottle service" and all the other LA accoutrements. I suppose it is what it is... Except.... For one hold out: The No. Five Orange. If you want to take a trip back in time to find out what it was like to visit a strip club in Vancouver during Expo 86, take in the #5. You can take a seat, order a pint, and watch the show. If your girlfriend doesn't mind, she'll have a good time too... I'm not too sure if they can mix an 'apple martini' though... Is it a little tired inside? Sure, a little, but that's part of the charm. I know a lot of people complain about 'the neighborhood' but that's a few blocks south at Hastings. With the police station and fire stations nearby, the number five neighborhood isn't that grungy. If anything, it's a little boring... read more

I'll give 5 stars to all strip clubs. These girls are awesome. They even get my gf all excited. It's dope.

Friendly atmosphere and cost is right . Still planning on going back. There was a tech issue with the DJ and everyone got along great. No complaints. read more

Called to ask about their services and such... upon answering the phone they were very rude and not pleasant to speak to at all. WOULD NOT GO HERE. Seems very unprofessional and ignorant. read more

It was our first time here. We were not even greeted at the door by the hostess. She said we had to pay 10 dollars right away. When she checked my ID she once again said to pay 10. When she checked my friends ID she said again to pay 10. We were reminded 3 times in total, as if we did not understand. She did not even smile when we paid and went in. The waitress had a similar attitude. We were thirsty when we got there. When we asked for 2 glasses of water she looked at us like we were crazy. I am not sure why some reviews here say the staff are friendly.We were expecting a nicer menu since they advertise the place as a great place to eat while watching the show. We were dissapointed to hear they only had 2 types of chicken wings. The only reason we liked it was because the dancers are great. Overall we were dissapointed. read more

So on our random adventure yesterday me and one of my great friends wandered once again into this little bar. And again everybody was accommodating I've never had high hopes nor high expectations from a bar like this, and always found myself worrying more about hygiene then the the quality of the staff. BUT .... All my uncertainties were laid to rest yesterday, the bathrooms were immaculate and the staff was noticeably attentive to cleanliness. Aside from all the girls and the stellar DJ my most memorable encounter was meeting the bald bartender at the back I was thrown off at first when my attempt at a friendly HI 5 was disregarded but as quickly as I rose my hand he had an explanation, he was unwilling to hi5 me because he can't risk spreading the germs that could be on my hands and immediately followed up with a fist bump ... Thank you my friend this lead me to reevaluate my outlook on the entire staff never before have I felt safer about my health at a bar And that is why i travel from Langley ... The little things read more

Great place to relax. The girls were super friendly, on the other hand, the man in the toilet must reconsider his way of speaking