As you know being a part time mum, part time accountant and full time sex symbol has left little time for garden care. Despite the popular belief that with a good attitude and mulch (not organic #fucksnails) you can create your own garden fantasy on your moderately priced and sized apartment rooftop. After concluding that the stench that seemed to follow me around was not my raging gonorrhoea, I did some serious digging (only the metaphorical type). The boys over at Northern Beaches Gardencare took a literal dig around my blooms, and found my dear lover rats (rest in peace angels, you will be missed. I hope you're in a cleaner place now), Anastasia and Christian i can only hope your nibbling on a nicer woman's veggie garden.
Ryan at Northern Beaches Gardencare really put the care in Gardencare. This lovely man gave me, not only a shoulder to cry on, but a shoulder to nibble on. He pulled out his massive shears, starting with a slight trimming of the garden pine. Taking extra caution to not over-hydrate my sopping gardeniers, he still gave them a healthy dousing of fluid. He rounded out the trip with a full fertilisation to my tender flower, and not nine months later in the spring there were blooms. In simpler terms, I was his ho (Literal and metaphorical).
You may have noticed the hesitance in my 5 stars, this was becuase despite the fantastic bush trimming this was not a Northern Beaches Gardencare at all but my neighbour Jeff who was unregoginsiable without glasses (Thanks alot specsavers). read more