In honor of my 100th Yelp review I decided to do something special. Rather than review yet another coffee shop, provide an insipid cronut review, or be forced to witness others plow through a middling brunch offering where I inevitably end up listening to every third person complaining about some poor schmuck who's unfortunate enough to work in the hospitality industry and fails to get a bespoke mojito order just right in the face of constant criticism and complaints. I've had enough. So, I've decided to travel the length of the Pacific Crest Trail. I'm doing the hike during the off-season, so as to avoid the crowds.
The Pacific Crest Trail is 2,653 miles long and runs north through the Sierra Nevadas from the California-Mexico border in Campo, California to the Washington-Canada border. My hike will take me through 7 eco-zones, 3 states, 25 national forests and 7 national parks. The midpoint of the journey is near Chester, California, which is where I intend to stop at "Cravings" - a lovely little brunch place that serves the fluffiest eggs around and lean crispy bacon. I'm also hoping they have cronuts by the time I arrive, and that the service is attentive without being overbearing.
Sure, there are a few dangers on the Pacific Crest Trail, but I'm willing to brave severe weather, dehydration, landslides, black bears, diarrhea from tainted water, mountain lions, lightning strikes, snakes, bugs, and the dreaded poodle-dog bush for the benefit of those who may want to make the same trek - and my 12 followers on Yelp. The "dirty dozen" deserve it for sticking with me and my nonsense for the last several years.
See you on the trail! Keep an eye out for me. I'll be wearing a black bucket hat and I'm traveling light with just a backpack, tent roll, and small carry-on suitcase. read more