Great dive bar downtown; excellent location and very old spot... Nice waitress and liked Port Huron a lot... knew nothing about it. read more

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I've been to this bar a handful of times over the past couple years. It's a rough, dirty bar, with constant fights in the parking lot. I am actually shocked they haven't lost their liquor license. Port Huron doesn't have a lot of great bars but this one is the probably the scariest and the dirtiest out of all of them. You couldn't pay me to come back and I hope the city shuts it down before more people get hurt or someone else loses their life. read more

If there was a bar for the homeless this is it .. not a bar to feel safe in no appetizers not very warm

Terrible place all the way around. Shut it down! The bouncers act as if they are untouchable and the bartender useless. read more

Drinks are expensive and served in tiny plastic cups and the drinks are STRONG. Bar is cash only with an ATM in the corner for the owner to scam you out of even more money. Establishment is dirty and run down. Did I mention that they're murderers? read more

This bar has been around since 1904, under the same family, in the same place. One of the best places in Southeast Michigan for live music, drink prices are awesome and if your here for St. Patrick's Day, you'll think your in Dublin. The quintessential Longshoreman's/ Dive Bar. Nice to know old school places like this still exist in the 21st Century. read more

Great, classic-looking for the oldest bar in town. Found it. Great classic, dive awesome bar. Have 2. read more

Port Huron classic dive bar. Great staff. The owner even cleaned up puke himself - good man!! Doesn't make his employees do it! Haha Cheap beer with some nicer ones on tap. Don't recommend getting mixed drinks here. Overpriced for what you get! read more

Visiting the Roche (don't try to church it up son!) was an experience. My counterpart and I have traveled the world hitting up the classic dive at every turn, this place doesn't fit. The Roche belongs South of the Mason Dixon or in Michigan's UP. There was more novelty foods behind the bar than most places have food on a menu. I almost ate my dinner one booze soaked cherry at a time, but I was afraid that he would knock over the cigarettes as he tried to get me one. Seriously though, this place does take the cake for dives. The bartender was super nice, even the chocolate lab that met us at the door was friendly. There was a good selection of beers on tap, this came as no surprise since we soon discovered that we were in Hipster Central. (Prolly the only two dudes around not sporting a murse and scarf) This bar is one that I think Id revisit with the boys, anyone that doesn't really need to wash there hands after the bathroom! read more

I don't know how this place has as many stars as it does. If I could give it 0 stars I would, it is the most disgusting place I have ever been. My husband and I have tried this place out on two separate occasions. The first was over a year ago with my brother-in-law. The shot "girl" was an old pregnant woman (at least 8 months preggers)!! What kind of place has an [extremely] pregnant woman serving shots at 1am in the morning? I get everyone's gotta make a buck, but c'mon that's just wrong on so many levels. Saying the crowd was obnoxious, would be an understatement. People get loud and rowdy when they drink, but it was well beyond that point. The girls there were straight up hitting on my husband, paying no mind to the fact that I was standing right next to him (holding hands none the less). My brother-in-law, who had just recently tuned 21 pointed out that all the girls there looked REALLY young, like WAYYY underage young. I suppose that's why they were hitting on my husband while I was right there beside him. When we tried to get a drink at the bar, we waited for at least 10 minutes before we decided to finally just leave. No one even acknowledged that we were standing there waiting, let alone made eye contact with us. We felt blatantly ignored! Our most recent experience at this place was no better. We were with another couple at a bar across the street that had just closed for the night, so we figured we'd stop there and give it another try. Ugh, it was even worse. The band that was playing was terrible, and the sound system was no better.. The feedback from speakers was deafening. We should have stopped there at the door, but for some reason we preceded to go in. I handed my id to the bouncer who didn't even check the date (located on the back of my id). He glanced at the front of it briefly and handed it back. Now, I'm no longer 21, but I'm not far from it, and I always get carded no matter where I am. This of course didn't take me by surprise, having seen the crowd that was here in our last visit. As soon as we walked in, the shot girl approached my husband and asked if he wanted a shot. He politely declined. My friend and I visited the restroom, and when we returned to our husbands, the shot girl interrupted our conversation (about how quickly we could escape that place), and asked my husband if his lady wanted a shot. He again politely told her that we were not interested in shots. The girl then rolled her eyes, gave him quite a dirty look and stomped away. At that, we decided to leave. Once outside, (and able to speak without yelling), my husband told me that she had approached him an additional time while we were using the restroom. I just don't understand.. Is harassing your customers a new fad or something because I'm pretty sure 3x within 5 minutes teeters on the line of harassment. Well yea, I suppose it's obvious that I could go on forever about how crappy of a place this is. But because I've already droned on for much too long I will end this review. Just do yourself a favor and avoid this place. It's dirty, filled with underaged girls, and very rude employees. To say that this place is a hole in the wall, would be to say that a Kia is a Bugatti. read more

Great for music scene. Cool mix drinks, decent beer. Like how they will cater food some nights. Friendly friends of the rock and roll crowd. Always like this place. read more

Good bar , decent service , but bad clientele , got ambushed by regulars and felt very uncomfortable, bartender was M.i.a and did not care that regulars were ambushing and harassing us ladies from out of town. The only thing good was the 2 dollar blue moons. read more

It's a staple of the bar scene and a must visit but cash only and stinky nasty bathrooms keep it a 3

I'm so upset i hadn't visited this dive before now! It is pretty close to Gusoline Alley in Royal Oak (as far as atmosphere goes). A very chill and friendly crowd as well as friendly service. If you're alone and bored in Port Huron, I think this is the place to come to hang out with some pretty interesting people. And $2 shots. REALLY!? That's ridiculously cheap. I'm in love! read more

Port Huron classic. If you're looking for a clean, quiet sit down bar, this is not it. The Roche is the ideal dive bar full of regulars whom everyone knows everyone's name. Johnny and his son Robby are really great people and Jonny's wife Susie is a real sweetie. It is truly a family owned place that will never age. read more

I cant help but think of the movie Animal House when I go to the Roche Bar. This place is no less than an amazing adventure every time I visit. However... This is a bar that the likes of Earnest Hemmingway, John Belushi, and Lemmy Kilmeister would visit, not a venue the clean cut, white collar "don't step on my shoes" fellows would frequent. The Roche has a full bar with Domestic and Import Beers, with good stuff on tap, and All the liquors that you're looking for too. If you are expecting to be walking in to a low key mellow bar you've come to a better place. The Roche hosts LOUD Rock and Punk acts that get the Patrons fired right up, and excellent DJ's that get the Ladies Shaking what their Momma gave them!!! So if you have that Lust for Life and an Awesome sense of Adventure, then don't hesitate to grab life by the Shamrocks and get down to the Roche Bar... read more

THE BEST DIVE BAR IN TOWN, one of my very favorite places to go! You never now what yo will get for music, but is definitely the CBGB's of MICHIGAN. Will give anybody a shot to take the stage and that's just one thing I LOVE about this place. read more

I used to enjoy this place but over the last year or so it has gone down hill. One of the most expensive places in town to drink especially considering it's a dive bar. The deejays and bands they used to have were decent to good. The ones now are mostly pathetic and drunker than the patrons. read more