We needed our elevator repaired at a parking garage in the middle of the summer. That parking garage gets as hot as satans anus. These two guys came out and it was like the seas parted. I was just in absolute, awe at the gorgeousness of these two men. I literally went immediately to the store and bought extra "D" batteries for my pleasure pen. I brought them treats that had some crushed up "blue pills" in them. They devoured them like the cavemen that they are. I just wanted one of them to drag me by my hair back to my apartment and have his way with me. I've seen some of their maintenance, modernization, and construction mechanics. They don't hold a candle to the repair guys. I want to have their babies. I secretly break our elevator on purpose, just to have them come back out here. I can't recommend Stanley's repair men, enough. You will not be disappointed. read more