Not bad.
Upside: dramatic example of Renaissance style, realistic body modeling, expressive, iconic.
Downside: "iconic" is Italian for "you've totally seen this before." You'll be all "I have to see David" and then when you get there you'll be all "I totally have seen this a billion times, usually he's standing over a fountain and water's coming out of his dick or something." No water, no fountain, just rock with the parts that don't look like a naked guy gone.
Don't get me wrong, I like art, it's just that sculpture technology has come a long way since they made this one. (Apparently circumcision technology has come a long way too if you know what I mean. Haven't seen a hood that white since my last Klan meeting, haha, jk, racism is bad).
In Vegas they have a sculpture of a volcano that actually erupts every hour. Rain Forest Cafe has bug sculptures that flap their wings. This guy just stands there with his wang looking like it's wearing a marble raincoat. Unless you're into that sort of thing, no judgment.
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