5 Roosters 1 Lady All live at the Shady…read moreBrook Farm in Bucks County Off a Hill Rd called Stony in a coup on the corner Of the farm owners front yard Always happy to see me They line up to greet me 'Cause they know I have snacks By the stacks Blueberries granola apples The roosters strut heads no hackles While Lady lays eggs A dozen to lay Is her goal for each day Lebron with his ups Flies far far away In his dreams anyway While Orville sits with Lady 'Cause he's her sweetie And she's his baby As for the other three James, Wilbur, Earle Chickens four five snd six Roosters three four and five Respectively Happy to be Definitely Not step three Just chickens That get to live at the farm known as Shady Off a Hill Rd called Stony In a coup on a corner Of the farm owners front yard For ever so long for so long as is ever.... Stop right there Before you go any further (like Ellen Foley) From thither come hither The story ain't over See back in the day Lady's with me Just Lady and Earle Two love birds Contented and together living happily Like wer'e all supposed to be We'd hunt worms, hold talons Eat Uncle Dave's Homemade Icecream And chug Yoohoo, by the gallons 'Til one day Chicken number five Got to licken He'd be her king So I licked him good And Wilbur squeeled like the lil pig chicken that he is And we was back to bein' Lady and Earle Two smitten youngins Back to smoochin and huggins Until one day Chicken number four Aka James Aka Joker I swear he tried to poke her With his beak or his paw Forget which one I saw So I licked him too (kapow, bam, pow) And it was back to bein' Lady and Earle Like William and Anna Just a girl standing in front of an Earle Asking him to love her Then with the blink of an eye Is when it all happened And when I opened 'em There was Orville and Lady (long pause) She said she's gonna have his baby! I said I'm gonna lick you Orville Wright Right not said Orville I'll lick you back I'll lick you good Like a real chanticleer should And he did And from that day forward Orville sat with Lady because he's her sweetie and she's his baby As for the rest of us We're happy chickens too That get to live at the farm known as Shady Off a Hill Rd called Stony In a coup on the corner Of the farm owners front yard For ever so long for so long as is ever... Wah-wah-wah Ha-ha-ha All day long Blah-blah-blah This here's Lady AM I WEARING LIPSTICK EARLE!?! NO IM NOT! Not that kinda shady Only the permanent type By my girl Natachia and Everlasting Beauty For this not your baby Not your sweetie Not your honey And NO! I'm DEFINITELY Not crazy That is not how the story went goes will go mister Earle For a worm you're a snake For a puddle you're a lake For a sinkhole you're a 9.5 magnitude quake Go to confessional see a priest You're delusional confusional at the very least If an engine you're the one that couldn't Who dreamt he could hoped he could wished he could who didn't 'Cause your a chicken lil weirdo lil creep For a dog your breed is 50% loser 50% pigchicken 100% freak We was never an empire Never an item We never even went on a date You five roosters are a real piece of work Like Steve Martin all you alls the jerk(I love this movie!) "Cans cans must have something against these cans. No Steve-Earle, I've nothing against your cans. If your half a cent wise you'll get outta the way man." Knuckleheads buckleheads trying to mess with this copperhead Some nerve following me around, your brazen The only exception, your brother LeBron, he's amazin' Like an angel on earth and with wings Every shot he takes he makes-nothing but strings. (Like Jordan and Willis!) He looked over Jordan, and what did he see, coming for to carry thee home?A band of angels coming after thee. Coming for to carry thee home." Don't mess with me Earle Figure deal me Know what I mean I said CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!CAN YOU HEAR ME!?! That is the end, now I must go I've ~an hour to get to rehearsal before my choir's next show(shout out to the Bucks County Choraliers) Lord knows I need the practice-I'm a god awful soprano. Come see the chickens and on your way out pick up some Uncle Dave's and some honey roasted peanut butter, they're DEFINITELY for sure 100% the best on the planet.

Last Saturday, we decided to do one final holiday outing with our little - a light show. She been…read moreloving the decorations and Christmas lights she saw in our neighborhood or when driving around, so I thought this would a great family outing to close our the holiday season. If heard of Shady Brooks light show and has never been myself - neither had my boyfriend - so it was the first time for all of us. We paid in advance online and there was luckily a discount so we only paid $25 per car instead of the original listed price of $45 per vehicle. It's was about a 40 minute drive for us coming from the city and we luckily didn't have any traffic on our way there or back. When turning into their site, they had signs to direct you to the lanes/area to drive through the light show. Once we got to that area, we drove up to the booth so they can scan our ticket, handed us a newspaper/booklet to go with it, and we were on our way! The light displays, concepts and sections (e.g. "12 Days of Christmas" with 12 displays of drummers drumming) were very well done. Our little one loveeeeedd it - except for the Grinch of course because, he's the Grinch lol. It wasn't a short drive through but not too long either. Once we finished the light show, we did park and got out to take a quick look at what else was going on and get a lay of the land. Would definitely recommend checking this out for the holidays and we would come back to check out the playground for her, wagon rides, etc.

Give this farmers market a try. You haven't lived until you have had fresh produce picked the same…read moreday from the farm. I am partial to the fresh lettuce but there are many other produce options available including mushrooms. Some other items for sale are fresh eggs, breads, jams and prepared foods. Check out the Food trucks that show up.

I love any and all farmers markets. I really do appreciate the freshness of the food. So many…read moreoptions from cold to hot -- raw to cooked. You name it they have it. I've lived in this area for sometime and didn't realize this was here... can't wait to visit more often. My favorite food would have to be any of the pretzel roll options. Not a lot of seating. Friendly people over all.

I agree with another review that the "farmer's market" part of the name is a misnomer. It's a…read moremedium-sized building housing different vendors. The vendors' offerings included candy and sweets, meats, poultry, fruits and veggies along with prepared foods, including from a pretzel place, bbq, breakfast, Mediterranean and Mexican food merchants. The items I purchased were fresh and the sales floor was clean. Ordering at each location was orderly, with some congregation of patrons in front of certain businesses.

The best Farmers Market in the area. Everything is very fresh and vibrant. Parking is a breeze…read more Best of all, it's open YEAR-ROUND, which is a huge plus! Many vendors also accept Square, which is convenient. Now, we can get our fresh-roasted coffee, basil, micro-greens, mushrooms, produce, meat, baked goods and more! During winter, it runs on the 1st and 3rd Sat, 9-11:30. https://www.yardleyfarmersmarket.com/

Some very good vendors and some great really fresh products and good quality. I would love to see…read moremore variety. Be aware the prices can be really high on some items .....for example this summer an ear of corn was priced at $3 an ear and I could go to local farms and get them for $0.50 or less; so definitely ask the price before purchasing!

Styer Orchard has been around for decades. It was the place for school trips well before Linvilla…read moreand Shady Brook took over. My visit today made my heart sink as it was the middle of a Saturday and the parking lot was empty. We grabbed some burgers and ate at the indoor picnic table in the empty market. The burgers were great and the price even better. Real hand formed perfectly cooked patties juicy and overloading the bun. We went back later in the week to check out their breakfast and they knocked that out of the park as well. No skimpy breakfast sandwiches here. Pork roll and cheese piled high on a fresh Kaiser roll did not disappoint. The staff was primarily younger but understood good work ethic, and you could tell took prince in what they were serving. I am hoping it was a fluke that it was not as crowded as in the past because a generational cornerstone like Steyer Orchard is a treasure. Stop in and see them. Open daily.

I need some baked goods to gift to some dear ones. My…read moresweetheart of a neighbor, and 2 good friends ! I also was hoping to find a handmade ornament and I'm so happy that your gift shop actually had such things !! They actually had a bag of six ornaments and so I purchased that and some pumpkin bread and a mini breakfast cinnamon crumb cake ! Very excited to see how people enjoy it all !! The staff at the register were absolutely so nice and helpful. I'm so happy

My review is for the bakery inside the Pennsylvania Dutch Farmer's Market, in Princeton. It's…read morecalled Sunrise Bakery. Their service was fine. But I did have an issue with half a cake I bought for $13. It was so sweet, it was hard to eat. So, then I thought, If I don't eat the icing, maybe the cake will be fine. But, even the cake was sickly sweet, almost as if they had added the sugar twice. I didn't attempt to return the cake because I remembered another reviewer saying that she had been given a hard time when she had tried to return something with mold on it. -- Ps: I noticed that their doughnut price was $2.50 per doughnut. I might have been better off buying doughnuts, despite their price. -- Their service was fine.

I've been working down the street from here for 2 years and had no idea it was there! So happy I…read morefound it! The pretzels-yum!! And worth the line. It seemed though near closing time (30 minutes before) even with the line they sold what they had and didn't make anymore so I felt guilty for those behind me. But the cinnamon pretzels and cheesesteak one were so good! I bought a few other items from the stores. The honey mustard pretzels in a bag from the store in the back-so good! Lots of parking, they take cash or card, reasonable prices. Only open Thurs-Saturday. Definitely recommend!

Charlann puts on a great family friendly holiday season kick off that's very affordable compared to…read moremany local farms. Free entry. $12 diy photos with Santa who arrives via tractor! The bubble making station was a big hit! There was also a table where every child could take a free book! For additional fees there were face painting, pony rides, and jump pad. Several small vendors and a beer table was onsite as well. The kids wanted hot chocolate but the line for that was so long we skipped it.

A real local gem. A true working family farm, they have amazing produce. My favorite season is…read moresweet corn season, you can eat the corn without any seasoning needed, it is THAT good. They have many different festivals and entertainment options through out the year! The atmosphere is great, the staff are kind and compassionate. We look forward to many years of fun!

Came for their Restaurant Weekend Event but sadly, I came on a Sunday and there wasn't much going…read moreon. Many of the stalls were empty and even though I did see a sign for the event, that, too, was empty. I did, however, patronize the Tea-For-All and The Pie-d Piper stalls for breakfast and they were lovely. Very warm and welcoming people working there. I asked the locals about their recommendations so I will be back to Trenton Farmer's Market. And, I saw some stalls that I wished were open. I'll give it another shot.

Good selection of merchants, more so during growing season. Friendly merchants, good food, eclectic…read moreand a fun experience.

We bought several types of tomatoes, eggplants, peaches and melons. Everything was delicious! The…read moreperson behind the counter didn't just ring us up - she made sure we knew which items were ripe and which needed another day or two and how to tell. Great variety and lovely experience.

Corn tomatos peppers eggplant melon ... great summer treats when we spent the weekend in New Hope…read morePA / Lambertville NJ.

The Wrightstown Farmers Market is now year round (it is held indoors and for shorter hours during…read morethe winter). In Spring/Summer/Fall it is every Saturday from 9 - 12. Amazing produce, mushrooms, coffee, prepared foods, gifts and more. Support our local business and especially our local farmers.

This farmers market has many different vendors. Shout out to Apple Ridges Farms for their excellent…read moresourdough bread!!