You ladies really got my pitch fork standing at attention especially Brandy cause she's a fine…read moregirl! Yes , FRANK let it rain ( dollars bills ) after she gave me some bump & grind to get my geyser gushing. Her skills were professional , therapeutic and tantalizing. She really knew how to massage therapy me like no other and yes no touching just mental telepathy ( wink wink ).... It's not called the Devils Triangle for nothing, these gals are truly a python offering me an apple for my soul.. When you're making your deal like I did with the devil and you desire to have the ladies dance dance dance on your lap, it's time to hit the Devils Triangle. Make sure you bring a stack of cash cause these nice girls don't dance for nothing!

Service was not great. Too many ID checks. would not recommend for sensitive souls. One of the…read morebouncers seemed to have a god complex and that was not a fun experience

first time in club Sean the front mgr was super nice! First impression is always the best he's a…read morebig brawny guy and had a super charming personality. He set us up with a very nice lady Aries and she did a great job ! Nice time me and bf celebrated the Seahawks Win we did it Seattle. Club looks great i wish the stage was a wrap around bar type. Thank you Sean and Aries 02-08-26.

Actually no, it's very boring to go there now. Plus the dancers are angry and even more pushy as I…read moreexpected.

Cool little club wish they served liquor inside and not at the bar attached to it. Would have…read moreprobably stay longer if they did.

Best Gentlemens Club in Seattle. Biggest array of women of any club, great staff, great management,…read morethe women are Gorgeous; Only gets better and better! Great bar and restaurant directly next store as well!

Very chill environment, all the girls were very friendly and talketive and gorgeous…read more The full bar was really nice, good selection of drinks to choose from

Def not the same club I remember in the 90's, though I do like the remodel. Back in the day, this…read morewas thee place for a fun time with lots of cute ladies. Now, dances are a bit overpriced, which I can live with, but the current policy of prepaying for dances (I understand is for legal reasons?) is no bueno. And, this place is pretty boring until very late on the weekends, not the party environment this place once was back in the day, a little disappointing.

**Déjà Vu: A Monument to Elegance, Mystery, and the Most Unshakable Social Paradox in History**…read more From the moment you cross the threshold of Déjà Vu, reality itself begins to shimmer--because this is not just **a club**. No, this is an **institution**, a **masterpiece of entertainment**, a place where neon dreams take shape and sophistication mingles effortlessly with revelry. The ambiance? **Flawless.** It is the perfect blend of sultry mystique and uninhibited joy, a sanctuary where every detail--from the lighting to the music--has been calibrated for maximum awe. The air itself feels electrified, humming with the energy of an environment designed to captivate, tantalize, and transport patrons into another dimension of delight. The performers? **Spectacular.** Graceful, commanding, and positively magnetic, these women do not simply perform--they **embody glamour**. Their presence is an art form, a breathtaking display of talent, charm, and undeniable confidence that turns every performance into an event. They **own the stage**, and they **own the moment**, weaving an intoxicating spell that keeps audiences transfixed. And yet--**AND YET**--beneath the layers of elegance and entertainment, beneath the shimmering lights and dazzling performances, there lies one of the **greatest paradoxes of modern civilization:** **Only women work here, and only men are customers.** Yes, that's right. Not one man behind the bar. Not a single male performer. Not a lone gentleman in the wings ensuring operations run smoothly. It is a world meticulously crafted by women, flawlessly executed by women, brought to life by **women who command every inch of this establishment**. And yet--**the audience is exclusively male**. Think about it. Let it settle in. The very structure of this grand institution hinges on **two distinct forces**--one group dazzling, performing, managing, and shaping the experience, and another group sitting in eager reverence, witnessing it all unfold. It is an unshakable truth that **should** make sense, and yet somehow **does not**. Does Déjà Vu operate in a realm outside conventional understanding? Have they unlocked the secret to **an entertainment dynamic so defined, so consistent, that it defies natural deviation?** There are no rogue occurrences, no anomalies to disrupt the balance--it remains a firm reality, a phenomenon as predictable as gravity yet just as mysterious. Could it change? Perhaps. But should it? **Absolutely not.** Because Déjà Vu has perfected its formula--a symphony of art, allure, and inexplicable logic that stands **unquestioned and unparalleled.** Five stars? No. Déjà Vu deserves a **Nobel Prize in Social Dynamics.**

Regan was an amazing dancer, did her routine on stage and came up to me. We conversationed it up…read moreand she asked for a dance and I asked about prices, she gave me the run down, and I was still skeptical. Printed on the signs it has a flat rate, so I questioned her about it. Yeah, x is for the room, y is for my fee. I didn't mind, but my fault was I didn't have enough cash/a physical card on hand. She took me back sat me down and explained it to me again. Then she said and I quote "it doesn't seem like you want to make a connection and don't want to cooperate", so I left. In all my nights of going to clubs, this is among the most sketch price wise. But the girls are amazing

Yesterday Thursday, went back here again to give them another try glad I did, -Updated review…read more -Previous review was very indecisive and open ended and thought provoking,,,,,. Long story short, appears to be a High Quality place. Was in the area and had a few hr's to spend. After roaming around and exploring pioneer square, getting a Mod Pizza and then looking at all the commotion of the near by nightclub trendy line of "acting fun fakey" grade b- "generational girls and women", decided instead to take the high road and get what ya pay for instead, "Met Market legit as apposed to Dollar Store churn and burn", "if ya catch my drift". After looking at the giant line nigh club crowd of over grown 20's to early 30's a few blocks down, i was honestly thinking to my self why any one Near by would ever "Go clubbing' in Sodo area when you "Could go clubbing" in the Sodo area, why do cigarettes with chemicals when you can do state of the art ultimately affordable pure vapes? is honestly beyond me" on many levels. https://www.usonicig.com/about/brand-story/ Trying to get out cheap actually costs a lot more in the long run: to all the gentlemen of ignorance. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/divorce-court-horror-stories-straight-from-attorneys_n_571f9b9fe4b0b49df6a92312 Actually had a really nice time, First thing is first the club is really nice: The architecture the lightning effects of the adult entertainers. Place is very clean likely the nicest club in all of WA truly in at lest guaranteed in that aspect. I like to Tip the gals for there companionship as half naked conversationalists. The women that I experienced Ie aka soft fit thong butt Tush'y on the lap in conversation, all seemed very classy professional and nice, truly wouldn't just say that. Got a Red Bull(TM) it was colder than the ones i have gotten at gas stations, well maintained cooler. All the staff where very friendly professional and welcoming. Honestly just looking at it it's the kinda place "in particular in industry terms" that one plans and budgets for, finds an impeccable attire "dress to impress", Ie aka Thin swim trunks,Laugh out loud, and then interview a lot of the professional Adult entertainers to find the perfect one and or one's for you! https://www.cnbc.com/video/2015/09/18/george-zimmer-on-pot-youre-gonna-like-the-way-you-feel.html I did not purchase any Vip Dance experiences just paid companionship, however it i had to guess from years of going to many these things in several major city's including Vegas and Honolulu, when i looked into there eyes to see into there soul,(listing to there ask for dances pitches)(like i mentioned after years of practice doing and appraising this activity) the women honestly seemed quite ready to deliver on a fair,mild, bend the rules lap dance with out feminist incompetent hypocrite bull shit, horse shit and -lowly "insincere, misunderstanding" scams. (most important part we are all wondering along with the quality of the women is-int it) Mostly it's just a matter of paying and tipping. Many at this club appear to be experienced dancers that have danced all over that are there to make money so just don't insult them and waste there time and they likely wont waste yours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPO1ArdwEAE Like i mentioned plan it out in your monthly bills chart and take your time interviewing all the different ones. -Enjoy the Fitness thong on, thy's, Tushy's! I appreciate the quality and implied -"suto Sodo" Exclusivity and quality of this club(if ya get a chance take a look at the pictures its quite Excellent in Architecture and modern nigh club lighting layouts) and am honestly planing on returning to purchase Vip private lap dances from experienced and refined hotties! https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/finance/budgeting-saving-tools/ Pro tip from a veteran: Plan it out budget it, Slather on some high quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctc7hN1Cfro&t=414s&app=desktop Cologne and Get what ya pay for for try it, at least once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5RIi2qmWU&t=94s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-RVtGOa0Qs -Rick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBk Verdict: A+ nicest club in Wa! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgxuAHO34p8 Ps. I have no affiliation with the owners and or also Management: This link proves it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lazvh46SEqM

My went and the putrid smell was a turn off. We were hoping for a good time with pretty ladies. And…read moredidn't that we got out off shape and non sexy. Don't go!!! If I could leave zero stars I would.

Tatiana is a great dancer and she mad my day go by better and she deserves more then 5 stars she…read moredeserves 10 stars she was great customer service and she deserves more then the tips and I'm her customer forever

They changed management. NOT the vibe. Drinks were shit, bartender was rude, girls wouldn't…read moreapproach friendly like before, security changed, bathroom broken down...used to love this place! It used to be the safest & cleanest with the baddest girls. Now u gotta walk in through the back (front entrance closed), plumbing broken, gotta walk across the street to a BAR to use the restroom. Also the girls kept trying to recruit me. Unprofessional. Here for "pleasure" and fun not business. Be warned :/

Yes, Frank's SINROCK is erect!…read more You ladies really got my pitch fork standing at attention especially Brandy cause she's a fine girl! Yes , FRANK let it rain ( dollars bills ) after she gave me some bump & grind to get my geyser gushing. Her skills were professional , therapeutic and tantalizing. She really knew how to massage therapy me like no other and yes no touching just mental telepathy ( wink wink ).... It's not called the CLUB SINROCK for nothing, these gals are truly a python offering me an apple for my soul.. When you're making your deal like I did with the devil's helpers and you desire to have the ladies dance dance dance on your lap, it's time to sin at CLUB SINROCK . Bring a stack of cash cause these nice girls don't dance for nothing!

Eh originally I said 1/5. That was way too harsh. The Stone Cold Steve Austin dude was just doing…read morehis job. Uhm Austin 3:16? I've been to this place since. And its a good club. Recommend.