(This review is best read in black and white while listening to smooth jazz.)…read more It's like walking into a cliché! Just like there's a moment of eye-pain when you open the blinds a sunny day, there's gonna be a moment of awkwardness when you walk through the door into the super romantic ambience. Just power through. Make joke about it if necessary. Just power through. It's a place designed to get you into a warm fuzzy haze of happiness. Didn't like the chairs though. They're big and bulky, there's too many of them, and I don't like to perform self-origami just to sit down.

Cool old fashioned bar with classic cocktails on the menu. Good music, old School and new. It's low…read morekey but in stylish and chic surroundings. A perfect cocktail bar where you can relax with a drink and have cosy conversations

If you let go of the expectations of the stereotypical gay club mirage, this place is awesome. It's…read morea low key bar with servers who might or might not be gay with patrons who may or may not be gay. Drinks are delicious and reasonably priced. Attentive bartenders and quick servers.

Had a chance to visit this bar while I was in Hamburg. It is a very nice looking bar about a 5…read moreminute walk from Hamburg Central Station (Hauptbahnhof) and features outdoor seating. The drink selection is very good and the ambiance is very nice. My only complaint was the level of service I received. It was myself and two other tourists there, and the waiter was too busy entertaining his friends and checking on others that he completely ignored us. We attempted to get his attention on several occasions to get our bill because we had to leave, and from the time we initially got his attention to the time we paid our bill and left, was approximately 20 minutes. I felt that the service could have been a lot better.

I think these guys had like 5 or 6 Ratsherrn beers on tap and those were all good. Service is…read moreexcellent. Ask for a bottle list and they pull out the only bottle they serve, which is a southern German wheat beer. They had Choufe on tap, which, for my money, is probably my favorite Belgian Blonde beer, and they had a Boulevard beer from Kansas City as well as a Brew Dog beer that was full of diacetyl. Two tables outside, and kind of an angular design inside. My favorite place in Hamburg to drink craft beer.

What a fantastic place,great beer and atmosphere the bar tenders spoke English though the menu…read morewasn't in English the bar tenders were very helpful. Good background music. Food was limited to breads, however, I will seek this place out again on my next return

Really pleasant experience. Stylish and very classy interior. Excellent service and all for a good…read moreprice.

This was my favorite bar in Hamburg and we frequented it mutiple times while we were there for…read morework. The food from next door that you could order from was fantastic!

Great beer selection. They even have Maisel IPaA. the mixed drink selection is excellent. Seating…read moreis amazing, with seats outside and inside. The music is top notch.

What can I say about Paddy's. A bit of a love-hate relationship. The bar is quite small and always…read morecrowded when there are games on but still one of the better places in Hamburg to watch the games; in my case there are the premier league and champions league. There are 3 screens available and on champions league nights with simultaneous games on, it is quite awesome. 30 mins in and I've been standing the whole time, I start to feel the hate part of the relationship. The bar is frequently visited by loads of english speakers. You will her more english than german whilst here. My tips are to probably get in early and get a table if game day. Drink wise, you've got your standard irish drinks and a paddys ale is always available which is quite good. Also available are nut and pizza is available for purchase. I am yet to try the pizza but do you really want to eat pizza at a bar?

Service is excellent at Le Lion. It's a speakeasy so you do need to ring and be let in. I went…read moreearlier on a Saturday evening so it wasn't packed yet. I have also been very late (post-theater) on a Saturday evening and we never made it inside; we had to sit outside. The decor is subtle and classy. Le Lion is the cradle of the gin basil smash (I had never heard of it until I came here but it seems to be a Hamburg thing). You do pay a premium for the drink but it's the original and it's also a good drink. In conclusion: Come early to get inside for the full speakeasy experience. Come late and understand if you have to sit outside. Don't miss the gin basil smash; they invented it.

This speakeasy bar is wonderful, not just for its service and decor, but for their well thought out…read morecocktail menu. The drinks are extremely well made. I would definitely return here.

Spent a whole evening here recently, and a great time was had by all. Free table football - big…read morebonus. The idea of this place is it's set out like a three room flat. Walk through the front door into the kitchen/utility room. In the back there is a living room, then further back still is the bedroom (also where you'll find the table football table, oddly. Update: We went to 3 Zimmer Wohnung again last night and I accidently found out that theyve massively expanded! Basically I was looking for the toilet (having never been to them here before) and took a wrong turn in the maze downstairs which landed me in the table-football room. After talking to the barman it seems that they only opened the room up a few weeks ago. So the upstairs is the same 3 Room Flat that we've always known, but downstairs there is a new long room with a few sofas, a second bar and 6 table-football tables. Yes, 6. It's quite a cool game, but it's depressing how good all the locals are at it...

In the immortal words of superhans: "What the f*'s a washing machine doing in a pub?! Jesus, I need…read morea drink!". Not only a washing machine either - a bed, table football, and a real hi-fi system. This place is kinda like hanging around in your own house, only you don't have to clean it when all your friends spill drinks everywhere. What a concept! I'm gonna take it to the UK...

This place only accepts cash, and there is no cash machine on site. A staff woman said there was…read moreone on the street nearby but I never found one. Oh well, that's one way to piss off a potential new customer!

Amazing schnitzel, great beer, and super affordable--just bring cash (no cards). Service came with…read morea side of attitude, but the food more than made up for it. Will definitely be back next time in Hamburg!