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The Bloated Mallard

4.7 (3 reviews)
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Closed 6:00 pm - 9:30 PM

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The White Cross - Exterior

The White Cross

4.0(59 reviews)
2.6 miRichmond Upon Thames
££

One of my favorite pub experiences while visiting London…read more The man at the door helped us find a table in a very crowded first floor room. We learned early on in London that pubs have dining rooms upstairs which usually require a reservation and then the bottom floor is for drinks and meals picked up from the bar. This visit was about stopping in for a pint and grabbing a bite to eat. After acquainting ourselves with the bar menu we ordered food at the bar and were served fairly quickly. All three of us enjoyed our meals but what was memorable for me was I had the best fish and chips here. The versions I had afterwards were not as tasty. The first floor was hoping and lively and loud so if you're looking for quiet this isn't it. Was great for people watching and hearing other people's conversations. And man, those fish and chips were good. Wish I could have gone back for seconds.

Was really excited to visit White Cross, and maybe that's why I left wanting more. Place was very…read morecute and inviting, but often times I felt very cramped even when the place wasn't busy. They were accommodating to a couple changes, we just wanted to try as much as possible. Burger was very flat in flavor and the bun wasn't great at all. The fish and chips were great though, was not disappointed with that at all. Seems like more of a place to time up high tide and have a couple pints vs having a nice meal.

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The Roebuck - Buffalo chicken sandwich with fries and coleslaw

The Roebuck

4.0(32 reviews)
2.5 miRichmond Upon Thames, Ham
££

We popped in for lunch and some pints. First impressions when I walked in, this place is very cool…read more This is what a nice English pub should look like. Had all the decor and the low ceilings and it just looks very cool. The food on the other hand, that could use some work. 2/5 Fish sandwich - was ok but not the best. The ratio of protein to bread needs work. 1/5 Buffalo chicken sandwich - served with blue cheese and I love blue cheese but this just didn't taste right. The flavors were all off and the coleslaw was bland. The handful of chips was like a baby's handful! I'd come back for a pint but not for lunch.

If I lived in Richmond I would come here everyday! I loved the vibe here so much. It's in a great…read morespot with the most amazing view of Richmond terrace. Inside is super cute. They must have redone it because the photos on here don't match up. We chose a table in the corner by the window and it was so cozy. There was a girl across with her two dogs and I loved seeing that so much! She was living my dream life. I love being in such dog friendly spaces. We ordered the fish and chips and the staff was really nice and brought us the food to the table and checked on us to see how things were. This was definitely the best fish and chips I had on my trip. Can't wait to visit again and grab a drink to go and sit outside to enjoy the view.

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The Roebuck - Pint of the IPA since no neck oil was around

Pint of the IPA since no neck oil was around

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Richmond Vault

Richmond Vault

4.1(30 reviews)
2.7 miRichmond Upon Thames
££

Popped in for a quick drink. Place was quiet. Lots of options for beers and ciders, really cool and…read moreinviting interior. Great service and lovely smells came from kicthen so want to go by again for some food. Tried the umbrella ginger beer which was unique and delicious! Will be back

My partner and I, who are slightly difficult foodies, regularly enjoy dining at the Richmond Vault…read more We love their delicious menu, fun atmosphere and super friendly staff. Recently, however, due to unforeseen circumstances, I was in desperate need of a last minute venue for my birthday party. In less than a week, the staff at the Richmond Vault helped us pull off a successful birthday party for just under 20 people. Along with the manager, the floor manager, and the chef, they cornered off an area of the restaurant downstairs just for us, put together a super delicious and dietary diverse canapé buffet-style menu (at a very reasonable price per head), allowed us to bring in a birthday cake from an outside caterer, were attentive to and served our guests well all evening, managed the open tab seamlessly and professionally... and all of this with friendliness and smiles from A to Z! These guys went the extra mile! I would recommend this place to anyone looking for a nice dinner out in Richmond or for anyone looking for a place to have a small party of any kind. Thank you guys for making my birthday memorable!

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Richmond Vault - ..the picture says it all...

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Tide End Cottage

Tide End Cottage

4.0(5 reviews)
0.5 miTeddington
££

This pub is located on a side road coming off the Teddington Lock. We walked past and saw people…read moreoutside drinking beer and eating food, it was a nice sunny day and they seem to be gently happy. The menu has general English food and is very nice. A tiny bit more expensive and some other local places, but from what we could see from the outside of the others we saw, well worth the difference. The lady serving behind the bar was very friendly and nice, without the usual self important and arrogance often seen restaurant and pub staff. The guy working there was also very nice and treated us like a friend. The food that came with seemed freshly grilled and chips that were not soggy. There is no sign of the warmed up frozen food that often comes for this price, as a result we were very impressed. The layout of the food was also pleasantly done. It has nice decor, like a riverside pub, but nicely done and not too parochial. There is some outside seating, but not a huge amount, which is why other places may be a bit more popular on a sunny day. However there were plenty of chairs and tables free for everyone to be able to sit outside in the sun. There were only two down sides, for Wi-Fi data they do not just give you a password, you have to go to thir WiFi and fill in a long online form that asks for your name, date of birth etc. Also the locked toilet roll holder was empty and the toilet roll was on a ledge 9 inches above the ground, which is probably not fantastically hygienic. A good pub restaurant if you are in the area. Everybody there seems happy and those with we saw leaving seemed happy with their choice. Well not at an extremely high level with micro brewery beer and so on, it is a perfectly nice place for those that live and are walking nearby.

This is a small pub (basically the size of a detached house), though it's warm and welcoming. It's…read morea Green King pub, so you can expect the usual offerings (which are all well kept). The food is well priced and I haven't had any reason to complain or moan about the quality. Has a very good outside area for smokers and non-smokers alike, with tables at the front (non-smoking if I recall) of the pub and newer decked area at the back (50/50 mix of smoking tables). A bit of a mixed crowd from the young to the old, however everyone always seems well to do and simply therefore a drink / some food / chat. Since it's small it can get rather busy in there & I have ended up having to stand a couple of times in there. So if the Angler's doesn't do the type of beer you fancy or the hoards of children are annoying you there, this place is only a 60 second walk up the road and the walk should be well worth it.

The Bloated Mallard - pubs - Updated July 2026

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