After a hardy session of Good Friday boozing, I was unsure if I'd have it in me for another night. My friend said she wanted to get her dance and kiss on. So, who was I to deny a gal either of those things?
The real reason to go to The Good Bits was to check out Monochrome DJs, a duo who play a fun combination of 80s, 90s and contemporary hip hop and electro beats. Their aim is to get people dancing and it worked. I hadn't bopped like that in a while! Black Cherry, an electro rock group, gave a cool performance also.
We spent all our time in "The Cave", a dark, intimate room. The downside to the place was that the crowd was very young. I turned to my friend at one point and said, "I can almost see what that girl had for dinner!" You know you're getting on in age when you come out with things like that!
And my, the youth of today are persistent! A 21-year-old tried it on with me at least three times. His attempts were as follows:
"But you don't look older than 22 or 23!"
"Age is but a number..."
and the lesser known tactic of: "Come over here and let me kiss you for five, maybe 10 seconds, so you can see what you're missing..."
I felt like an ageing goalie trying not to let him volley one in. I slapped back his advances with:
"Do you know what age I am?"
"I have a crush on someone else."
"I'm just here to dance!"
And this friend is the BEST fun to go dancing with. If I tell you that randomers approach her for ecstasy, you'll get the picture.
Did she get her dance and kiss on? Well, one out of two ain't bad. read more