I'd like to thank Officeworks for helping me find The Speedy Oriental, who I can only imagine is Asia Major's answer to Speedy Gonzales. What next, The Speedy Bogan? But I digress.
(That was actually all a setup so I could say "I digress". Worth it.)
But yeah I was waiting for some schtuff to get printed and wandered into the food court and a sign saying "Special! $6 spicy salt'n'pepper chicken" caught my left eye, the one that's been trained to spot bargains, and lo if it wasn't a giant plate of fried rice with big, beautiful chunks of seasoned'n'spiced'n'battered chicken that I dressed lovingly in extra chilli sauce, spritzed with a soy sauce perfume and devoured like it was my last meal before the 'leccy chair.
Yeah it's a food court canteen but psht now, don't judge a speedy oriental by its, idk, cover I guess. I mentioned it was only six bucks, right? read more