It's a STRAIGHT UP strip club y'all! Literally walking distance from one of the runways at Mitchell…read moreField.
Me and my entourage (hot cousin, and her BF) rolled in here one night. Oh wait, what's that - cousin's wonderful BF used to work there? We in, no queues, no covers!
So, first - we went down (no pun intended) to the Cockpit. The hilariously and creatively named area where the male dancers shake it, on the lower level. It wasn't that crowded, on a Saturday night? And . . . the dancers were HOT HOT HOT, could not have been cuter and more buff. But, fellas . . . the footwear. Running shoes? Not sexy. Butch it up and wear some construction boots or something a little more manly. A couple guys had boots, and were doing sort of a military theme. If by "military theme" you mean "miniscule olive drab Speedo and black combat boots". Which, in this context . . . works. And works well. Not sure those boots were Army issue, but are we going to get picky here?! No!!
After awhile, the downstairs got the tiniest bit seedy. The dancers were busy jamming their crotches into the faces of a few of the female patrons sitting around their dance area, rather than dancing for the general enjoyment of all present. And it was sorta deserted otherwise.
Upstairs! To the chicks! A larger room, and a little more going on. The female dancers were gorgeous, and lithe and mesmerizing to watch while they worked the pole. I gave away many singles. It didn't feel sketchy at all, or maybe I am just in touch with my sordid side. The interaction between the female dancers and the male patrons was much different - a lot of talking rather than crotch/face shoving. Could it be Milwaukee's strict NO TOUCH laws? Probably!
I don't know about you, but I found it relaxing to be served drinks by virtually naked women, but then I oftentimes like to combine my vices. And I have that "No Shots" rule, but I broke it here for some sugary/watermelony thing called Nipple something. Okay, I can drink that *tips more $1 bills*. Not a lot of tip bugging, but I was happy to tip the dancers, those women are working harder for their money than I ever did at most jobs I've had. i actually found myself thinking "I want to do that!"
A great, fun, sexy place to visit for a few hours. Oh, and the bathrooms were very clean. Cheers, Airport Lounge! It's BUSINESS TIME!