Veni, vidi, voci! Now, if you are familiar with Latin or famous phrases.......this is not the one you are used to. I will translate for you. I came, I saw, I vomited. "Cover charge? Fine, whatever. Alright, I'll sit over in this seat....looks close to the stage. Wait, is that a white stain? What the fuck? Alright, moving along to the next seat. Oh yea baby, wave that fine ass in front of me. Hey, isn't that a C-section scar? Oh, that is classy sweet thang. NEXT! Oh yea, shake your money maker. Wrap your hands around my neck..........hang on........are those track marks on the inside of your forearms? You shall not be using my one dollar bills to be funding your addiction you heroin junkie." So after about an hour or so, you get a one decent looking girl, a few that look like they belong on Union Street in Lynn as a late night "friend", several meth addicts, a couple of coke users, another girl whose nose is so big she could smell like a bloodhound, a few freaks and nothing worth actually looking at. $8 beers? I'd rather buy $8 beers at Fenway. Boobs? I got the interwebz and social skills to get real women so I can play with them and not just stare. Ugly women? Nobody is perfect and beauty is skin deep, but aren't strippers supposed to be attractive? If they are ugly, and they are strippers.......where is their inner beauty? (Probably not in the pants that is for sure.) This place qualifies as an upscale freakshow. I know plenty of guys who attend this place fairly often. These same guys blow through hundreds of dollars for lap dances and get no actual play. Funny thing is, they have semi-decent looking girlfriends. Me? I'm not into teasing. If I want to see the good looking ladies I got a g/f. If by chance I am dumped or on a relationship hiatus........I can always pick up a woman at the mall, school, bar, church that look better than these "dancers". YouPorn and various file sharing p2p programs are a solid alternative for your needs for nudity.....especially since the women you'll see online are actually good looking. You want to blow your money? Just give it to me. I'll do more with it then you will. If you want to get cock teased go deal with 18 year olds, they are less expensive and actually are in better condition. Sure they don't have the new car smell, but they have less mileage. read more

should change the name to snitchsquire every worker in there thinks there worth more than the top dollar tipped but I'm reality they lucky to make 200 a night grow up get real ur a McDonald's works metal dectors are less than a joke never mind u gotta deal with two revere pigs in there any day of the night and it's only only strip club in mass that there's police inside of certified coward snitches threw and threw and the ownera less than a joke read more

OK i went there last night with my husband and 4 friends. BORING as hell. we was more interested in watching the TV then the strippers. there was ONE cute one but she was so bored and kept laughing like the whole thing was a joke. the others were just plain UGLY the place is a dump and the riffraff smoking outside just sealed the deal. NOT EVER going back there. DO NOT BOTHER,waste of money. read more

Wow. This place has the worst strippers I've ever seen. I was willing to give them cash to get the hell off the stage. You've got to be pretty desperate to want to see these chicks naked (think druggie Lynn street walkers). You are better off at the Banana or Caberet, and you don't have to look at or deal with the old bag blonde bartender...rude and nasty. Good luck and happy hunting. read more

i was there on amateur night and lucked out. two hot, young college girls (I think their names were april and francie) gave an amazing show. the other girls were so-so but those two made my trip worthwhile. i got a dance from april, definitely worth the $50 plus tip. next time i go i'll get one from francie. the only drawback is that their amateurs and only dance tuesday nights. read more

http://www.DoMePlz.com is a great place to find the ladies in Boston who are looking for a good time in bed right now, so if you get all worked up at the club, or if you decide to play it safe , and stay home, this would be a great place to find someone to have some fun with in bed, and who knows , maybe it will become a full time thing for the two of you. read more

What a shit hole shit drinks shit service shit owners not to mention 2 pigs watching you every move because there security is less than useless I'd assume and nothing but a bunch of plastic Barbie's that think there better than last time I'd ever try to step a foot into that shithole!!!!!!!!!!! read more

So me and my pal Jonas Schmitenburg and my other Tyrone Denzel went to see some ass clapping girls. But let me tell you there were some smelly fishy girls there. I paid for private dance and i needed a clip for my nose because it smelt so bad. Never go there. read more

http://www.Bdirti.com is a great place to go to find someone to hook up with in Boston, so if you strike out at the bar, or decide to play it safe and stay home, BD would be the place to go for those sorts of things. Have fun and try to stay safe out there. read more

my pal Nancy Roosevelt and i were here last night. I seen Adriana and was very pleased. Why i gave this place 1 star is because of the stench. This place reeks and had to leave before my bedtime. Get some air fresheners!!!!! read more

One of the fucking bhulshit stripe club in Boston they r fucking expensive I recommend don't go overthere

The chairs are the best. They have wheels. Five stars. Also boobs, not on the chairs but on the girls.

Mob run. nazi bouncers. Girls are either old and busted or machines. Bad Place.

Was liking to knw if any shoot girls are needed there???