My daughter for reasons only known to herself has decided to work at Treasures she goes by the name LONDON because she was born in England (very original) she was indoctrinated into working there by a much older dancer Diane Temp not that my daughter is a spring chicken she will be forty this year! Diane is pushing fifty, but she fell for hype the promise of riches which is all a lie, Diane Temp has nothing to show for her thirty years of being a stripper not a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Anyway after working there for a several months I get a phone call from my daughter to say her drink had been spiked by a customer, luckily she became aware of it almost immediately. The manager not only did nothing about it like throwing the customer out with a life time ban, he told her to sit in the back until she felt better, bearing in mind I live in a completely different state and this had happened the night before, or I would have called the police. So basically when she began to recover they called her an Uber!! Wonderful the way they look after their girls. My daughter chooses to work in this cess pit and she is way past adult hood, she is educated and has a degree but this is what she chooses. Going by the reviews on here and this clubs treatment of my daughter who could have died by the way who knows what the drug was I am disgusted! Also her wonderful friend Diane Temp did nothing didn't even check on her or offer her a ride home, some friend! Anyway for all you girls working there especially the new ones "Pretty Woman" is a movie Richard Gere nor anyone like him is ever going to walk into Treasures and take you away from all this. read more

They have the best best Buffet in town! But with the amount of disrespect you will go through upon entering its not worth it. I pulled in and attempted to park my car, and the valets tried to tell me that I HAD TO VALET my car even though there is free parking at the back of the lot. If you have memories of the old Treasures from years ago where they had 100+ girls working, and they all were beautiful, offering anything for a price, those days are long gone! The Police supervision has dried up most of the fun. NEVER give them your credit card, else you may find yourself in an argument with management at the end of the night over drinks you were never served, or dances you never agreed to. Sitting in a chair next to me talking about your problems is NOT A DANCE. Its not the worst StripClub in Town, but you could definitely be treated better at many other establishments in the area. Mens Club, the Colorado would be better choices. Even CenterFolds which is owned by the same people as Treasures treat their customers with respect. read more

This manager is probably the most RACIST S*** Head ever! MATTHEW!!! This guys is a piece of you know what! As soon as I walked in he told the guy at the door (nice guy) to stop me for wearing a black fitted tee shirt which was designer not baggy not ripped or crazy. Luckily I had a jacket in the car so I went to grab the jacket and when I walked back in he looked as if "what else can I say to kick this guy out of here"? We go into the club and he looks at me again like what is your issue man? You do not know me from Adam leave me alone. Then come to find out the guy wrote up all the African American women in the club for no real reason. Not to mention I heard that a dancer was in the back drugged from some a** hole customer and left for 4 hours to fight for her life in a chair. All under MATTHEWS MANAGEMENT! This place needs to continue without this guy. It's apparent that he had no clue on how to conduct business... besides that the girls are cool nice and gorgeous. But if MATTHEW is there just turn around and walk away... read more

My bestfriend and I and her guy tried to go since we came from out of town. We wanted to go to a Houston strip club to see what it was like. Needless to say, we didn't make it inside. The gentleman at the door told us that there had to be one woman to one man ratio. Since there were two ladies and one man, we didn't go. I wasn't sure why that was so until reading a review posted earlier. It's a ridicilous rule to say the least. No one comes to strip clubs to harrass women. They come to get a dance and go home. If someone is being harrassed then I'm sure the "Bouncers'" they pay will do their money's worth. We're not lesbians, but were just looking for entertainment. I mean, these women take off their clotes and shake their a** for money and other things and now have reservations about dancing for women.....GTFOH. Thats stupid. Never the less, we went to Dream and had a great time. read more

If I could give this establishment ZERO STARS I would. Came in with a group, no one spoke to us. Asked if we needed a seat, drink, etc. Stood at the door way for a good 10 minutes before the dancers started saying negative comments about our party. Calling us, " broke black bitches, 100$ hoes, etc." The security told us to leave because the dancers were harassing us. He proceeded with saying, " See this is why I don't let them in here." Talking about black/African American people. UNBELIEVABLE! The absolute worst customer service ever. Never felt so attacked why trying to have a good time. I wouldn't even recommend ANYONE TO go there. White trash. Poor piss house. Smelt like dog piss right when you walk in. The girls are all over weight. Looking like cheap street walkers. Take your money else where ! read more

When I left this club, I ended up asking myself, "Why didn't I just go home?" For some reason, someone told me the Treasures has the best looking and youngest women.........but I hope to God that's not true. Sure, some of the girls are young, but that doesn't really matter when they have ratchet hair, nails, and makeup. I'm not crazy in thinking that there are naturally pretty strippers out there, right? I mean, if you're paying for a lap dance, it should be for a woman that you find attractive, in the least. Only a few of the strippers had skills on the pole.....and they definitely got their money. The DJ is wack and so are the bouncers. Plus, this strip club is HUGE and they only had ONE room open. L A M E. At least I can say I went once...... read more

Prostitution. That is what goes on. Ask the district attorney. Call the Houston chronicle. Watch for the undercover cops who arrest the girls for prostitution. My husband has been there many times. One of the girls. We will call her Evana R.P. calls and texts him all the time to lure him back. He has spent thousands of dollars on these sleazy sluts. But now since I know about all the illegal activity going on - I have hired lawyers and my husband has been taking photos and wears a wire to prove that these illegal activities are taking place. I have hired undercovered agents also. So be careful what you do there. You don't want to end up like the CIA guys. Remember prostitution is illegal. read more

The food was awsome and there was some nice looking ladies there. I begged my husband to let me take him some where for luch thing i might be able to get him a lap dance before taking him back to work . Not one dancer approched us to offer a lap dance. On our way out one of the employees there , I am assuming in upper management she wore a red blazer let this come out of her mouth " Look what we dragged in they didnt tip not one girl ate our food up " . Since she was paying so close attention to us if she knew anything about customer service she would have sent girls to our table to offer service but its ok . Never leave a leaf unturned it could be your jack pot wouldnt recommed to couples. read more

Expect to be taken for a ride! The girls are pretty but man are they can outsmart any snake oil salesman! The dances are minimum $100 for three, which goes up to $125+20% gratuity = $150 on a credit card. The girls are doing their best to upsell you to the hour dance $600 or half hour $300. They will convince you to go upstairs since it's nicer and more private than downstairs. That will cost you $150 minimum for the bottle, and the dances can only be half hour $375 or hour at $750. Cover was $20 and parking another $5 for self parking. Total ripoff and simply pretty girls who in reality are sleezy car saleswomen! Avoid at all costs - I would suggest you go to St James by IAH airport! read more

Absolutely terrible experience. If ur a dancer DONT come here girl, unless u like selling ur pussy, girls day and night sell themselves and make it harder for the REAL hustlers who DON'T have to sell their pussy. A real hustler sells the fantasy hunny! Ya'll should take notes boo! Slime ass hoes! The Colombian girls are ugly af with terrible fake ass and tits. They sit around in groups talking and/or eating while waiting for their next victims to sell their $300-$1000 pussy to lmaoo. The music is whack af. This place is so washed up and although it's a beautiful establishment, I would never ever recommend this club to anyone. ZERO STARS. YA'LL GOT SOME UGLY ASS ENERGY! read more

I felt like I had to escape the front door area. I was accosted as I entered by some average girls desperate to take me upstairs. I fought them off and made it to the middle bar . The music is kinda weak and clientele that night (Wednesday) was young and poorly dressed. Atmosphere is strange in that place and decor is horrible and tacky. Upon leaving there seemed to be a line up of pimps in $100k plus cars with weed smoke everywhere and I ended up a wataburger at 3 am. read more

Absolutely disgusted by what I witnessed on Behalf of Matthew the supposedly manager at this club screaming and harassing these girls . Calling them derogatory names just thought it was odd him being a club manager nothing beyond that. Lots of prostitution supported by these managers especially Matthew being paid and demanding to be tipped by these women. Excessively hostile of a workplace and deserves some much needed attention by local authorities . read more

i think this club is a bunch of thief's starting with the valet, the bouncers the lazy waits staff and the managers they all crooked, I drank three beers and two table dances and my bill was out of this world. I tried to complain but instead was kicked out by this big black dude bad club, oh and the dancers not hot at all. worst night ever. they have really old, I mean old waitress, read more

This is a good club with a decent management. Best in the city for cheap lap dances- try IVY, Roxy or Angel. All of the girls were absolutely beautiful and very friendly. Hands down, the best strip club in the country. Feel completely free to disregard this review and never go there... more girls for me as I will definitely be going back! read more

Love love LOVE Treasures I brought my husband here for our 25th wedding anniversary and I'm pleased to say we haven't been treated better. I've been wanting to check it out for a long time but I've been hesitant to do so because of a bad experience at another club. I'm so glad it went well and we are looking forward to our next trip out! read more

Over heard one of the dancers tell the Manager Bill that a customer was trying to buy sex in the VIP rooms, Bill nonchalantly told the dancer that he "didn't mind if she did that" and to "be discrete about it" and to "not let him hear about it" ... All in all after that I was not interested in how they manage their business read more

I went there on a recent Friday and had a great time. The girls there were pretty good looking and Treasures has all type of girls to suit you. Drinks were $7.50 and lap dances were $20. Girls came up to us throughout the evening. I've give the place 5 stars if the drinks were cheaper. read more

Gone downhill so far, so fast. You know you are in a junk club, when the black girls asses are smaller than the white ones. Seriously no offense to the awesome black women who work here. Y'all were awesome!! (Am a white guy that is not usually attracted to black women, but wow!) read more

Not as fun as 3 years ago when this place was basically a brothel. There was a big crackdown it's all over the news and Internet . For treasures to stay in business the city made them clean up their act. Now there's no full nudity, no full contact , the fun is gone read more