The bad reviews must be by a competitor. Been going there for 40+ years and this is my favorite of all clubs in town. There are gorgeous girls and some not so much. Best time is mid-late afternoon on weekdays or after 10:30 pm. The claim about racial profiling is BS. I know lots of regulars there of all races. read more

Customers check your receipts they print duplicates and change your tip amounts for larger tips! Customers should know what I personally witnessed while working at this club. Alcohol was being served upstairs after 2:00 a.m. I witnessed it, and I have reported what I observed to the appropriate authorities. I also have documentation related to my experiences at this establishment. I am posting this review so the public is aware of what I personally observed. I encourage the appropriate agencies to investigate and determine whether the club has complied with Texas alcohol laws. read more

I had 2 double shots of crown and also bought two shots of tequila for one of the dancers when i went to the bathroom and came back before i paid for 3 dances from the dancer I was about to drink my second crown and coke when I came back to the table my full crown and coke was gone and also all the dancers at our table I paid 40$ plus a tip for each order she gave me of crown. if I could rate zero I would!! read more

I worked at this club as an entertainer. Management repeatedly delayed and held pay that was owed, which created serious financial stress. I also saw alcohol continue to be served after legal hours. These issues affect the women who work here. I'm addressing the pay problems through official channels, but other people should be aware of the patterns. read more

Shocked at the bad reviews. It's a proper gentleman's club. It's large! Two floors with three bar areas, 2 stages and upstairs classy vip. Girls are a mix of Latina, White and some African American and a few Asian. Super down to earth and cool. It's also in the perfect location. The Galleria area so it's safe and you don't have to worry about it being ghetto or unsafe. Good music and management is great. Deff worth it read more

First they operate by using racial profiling as one of the ways they decide to let you in the club. The people that run the club seem to be older men that barely do anything stand around and steal from the patrons on a regular basis due to credit card issues all the time. also when I went in the first thing you see is ten to twenty women that wait at the front door to harass you before you can take one full step in the club. They need to fix that part it's too pushy. Please Back up and give me a second before you hound me you can't even get a drink first. The food is mediocre the alcohol they serve is watered down and the bottles are over priced for no reason. They are clearly outta touch with what's attractive and what's not the girls are ok but I will say they do have some attractive girls there but they have too many that do not speak English there is always some issue with the money and the language barrier. The managers are named Matthew & bill both act unprofessional at times and need to be replaced this isn't the 1960's they need to fire the administration and hire the right management. read more

Treasures - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Houston, Texas

Terrible. This is the first time I had been back since the pandemic. Back then it was a decent cover charge plus an all you can eat buffet. Now it's a cover, plus you have to pay $8 extra for a 'buffet ticket" which is only good for one trip. The food is pretty bad compared to when I was last there, and I could tell by the poor attendance that the word has gotten out. Don't waste your time or money. read more

There are lots of talent on the pole, great vibes and sexy girls! All genres of music, A sexy ambience! If you're looking for a good strip club in town, come here! read more

This is a pretty dope place. The parking lot is gated, and the entry way is large and beautiful. When you walk in you see a cozy, little sex shop. **Go to their website for a discount** It's totally worth it! The place doesn't look like it is that big, but when you walk into the main room, it looks huge! They have big comfy chairs with wheels, so it was easy for us to put tables together for our group. The ladies there were so nice, even if you didn't get private dances. A couple dances didn't put in much of an effort, but a few of them were hella impressive with their skills. So we tipped them extra. I don't recall if they serve food. read more

Came here for a lunch buffet. $7 all you can eat and it is not a bad food. I have not frequented club all that much previously, but every time I visited was at night. And the girls were cute but aggressive about $$$. During lunch hour, things are calm and relaxed. Decent food, and some nice scenery and you are left alone. Few oil businessman making deals as well! read more

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By far the worst gentleman's club I have ever experienced, was there for 2 1/2 hours, not one girl even stopped by our table, atrocious service, never been to a place where in the first 5 minutes you're not approached by a girl, came to throw some money and didn't spend a single dollar. 0/10 read more

Since there's only been one recent review after a year, I would like to reassure everyone that this place continues to be an utter sh*thole. The dancers are mediocre, at best, and they lay the hustle on way too thick, it's extremely off putting. This place used to be bonkers and was always up to some shenanigans, it was great. What was once a thriving, bustling boom town, has since declined below zero and is still doing it's best to rip-off anyone that simply just want to have a little fun. Eff this place in the eh. read more

can't trust this place to sell you a drink. bartender looked me in the face and said "that'll be $12". next day I see a charge for $72 processing. When it finished processing it said $86! I look the place up and see it is a common practice at this place to severely overcharge you. AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE THE PLAGUE or you'll be dealing with your bank trying to fix the damage done. read more

The establishment is terrible managers are rude and the girls aren't cute. It was disgusting they asking wanna "party"

With the ban being lifted this is one of the strip clubs that is back to being topless, no pasties. On my recent bachelor party planning, I made note of the change and figured this would be a good place to end the night. It's probably one of the bigger strip clubs in town. I remember coming here years ago for their breakfast buffet and the dancers of course. It had been many years since I last returned but I must say they have definitely stepped up the talent. There is a wide variety of women for all tastes. The waitresses here are really pushy as far as ordering drinks. If you're planning a good night for the groom, take him here at some point. read more

Honestly this is the best club I've been to so far and it was one I will enjoy going back to I would always pass it up when I was in the galleria area but I'm glad I went in ,as soon as I walked in I was greeted and the waitress showed me around since it was my first time being there and The waitress were awesome always checking up on me asking if I needed anything to drink or food , the woman are so beautiful and have beautiful body's too , the music we're awesome choices. Overall it was a fun experience would go again!! read more

The food was surprisingly tasty, the staff friendly and the entertainers gorgeous. I will be back next time I'm in town. Worth every dollar.

This place are thief's. They commit fraud by maxing out ALL of your credit cards. One of the strippers stole my wallet. Grabbed my credit cards and stole my drivers license. Placed my wallet back in my pocket. Do you know how I know? Because I have my credit cards in a certain order. They were all over the place. My American Express card was also missing. Do not, I repeat. Do NOT carry any credit cards to that place. Protect your ID at all times. Make sure you only bring cash and dollars ONLY! I will never come back to this place! Soon enough this place will get indicted. read more

Be careful if you even go. We were there last night, offered to pay cash for services but they said they required a card. In the 2 hours we were there they swiped my card repeatedly and ran my card for $500 11 different times! Each time they'd come back and say it was declined. At the end of the 2 hours they said I owed ~$7000, which has been deducted from my account. We are planning to file the police report today. read more

Honesty I had a great time, if you don't plan on spending a lot then you will know instantly that this isn't the place for you lol. I came here after a long night at the bars in the heights with a group of 6 of my friends, we were so drunk and hungry that we decided to get the quesadillas. HOLY FIRE!!!! Look I know what you are thinking, strip club food?? Just trust me on this one. read more

THIEVES..BEWARE...I am never going back! I'll summarize my story in true words. 2 incidents one after the other. 1) We bought bottle service so we get access to VIP anytime. Strippers comes and sits with me and my friends.. commits me $250 for anything I want in VIP for 30 minutes. I went up she asks $250 straight before she entered VIP. We started and in 2 mins she tells me "I never committed for anything sexual" , I said ok as you have to respect women in any profession. I said, I can pay you $40 - $50 for her time and leave. She took entire $250 and flew off. I rushed and spoke to manager of VIP section, he said how long you had been with the girl , I told 2 mins. He asked me to wait and came back with $200 and gave it back to me. 2) 2nd occurrence, 2 days back. Girl asked me for $200 for a close and sensual dance for 30 minutes. Before we start she took entire $200 before we begun. Again she told me she will get condom in case we may need it later and she asked me $20 for getting it, she came back empty handed. I asked her so what's next, she told me she will just dance. I said then I can pay you $20 each dance. She stood Up and ran to manager with all my $220 . I followed her to manager . She told manager that I never paid a single penny and she danced for me 5 mins. Manager kept telling me that she doesn't have your $220 and you have not paid her for 5 min dance. They asked me to close my tap and pay her $20 more. I had a tap of $300 already. I asked manager to trust me. But they are all cheats and cheapsters. I ended my night with $240 to stripper who spent 5 mins with me and $300 for drinks. This happened 2nd time to me in a row. Please please beware of false promises and even if you take a dance only pay after dance. I would recommend find other club and refrain from Treasures. I repent I should have called cops on 2nd occurrence. read more

Me and my significant other went to this place last night and let's just say "I could have had a V8". The place is very appealing on the outside. It's obviously THE club for upscale gentlemen with all of the exotic and luxury cars parked outside. It's funny how I was not carded to get in yet I had to go through a metal detector once I got inside. That's right! A metal detector! Even in Chicago with all of the violence that goes on, we don't have metal detectors in our strip clubs. Moving along, as soon as we walked in the dancers and waitresses were lined up at the door as if the place was a Las Vegas cat house. I'm not sure why the waitresses were at the door if they weren't willing to be of service to anyone. When I asked one waitress where we could sit, that should have been her clue to actually seat us at a table. Instead, she just pointed in the direction of a table and we seated ourselves. I ordered what was the worst dirty martini I had ever had. I tipped the waitress to bring me some olive juice so that I could finish making my own drink. After I got the olive juice, we never saw another waitress for the rest of the night. Now about the entertainment. The club has some very beautiful girls although we sat for an hour before anyone approached us. On a trip to the bar to get my own drink, the bartender told me the girls don't like going to tables with women. Shame on them because I am not one of those women who flips out in strip clubs and we had plenty of money to spend. Sure enough, when I got back to the table, three girls had gone to the table once I got up. Finally, one girl came and sat down. She was very pleasant so I got a dance for him. I guess word got out that we wanted girls to come and hang out with us because another girl came by about ten minutes later. This time he got me a dance and we had a good laugh. As a former manager at a gentlemen's club, the owners should have a serious talk with the staff about professionalism and customer service. The floorhosts/bouncers could make more money if they acted as actual hosts in the club. Liquor sales would probably increase if the waitresses actually served liquor instead of huddling in corners texting on their phones. And the entertainers would certainly make more money if they took a chance and approached tables with women or any other custome that they normally wouldn't approach. We left there with almost all of the money we planned to spend because between the staff and entertainers no one wanted our money. Treasures was a nice place to visit but I certainly won't be back. read more

More like trashers. When we walked in they told me and my 3 girlfriends that we had to have men with us. I told them we have money to spend. And he called me fat and told me to get out. So unprofessional. 0 stars read more

OK, first of all let me just say I have never been to a "gentlemans club" before, I am an upstanding young man and my mother brought me up well. I have no desire to attend one of these places however let's just say I did go to Treasures on Westheimer (which I clearly did not) then my review would probably go a little something like this....... So in my short time here in Houston I have probably been to Treasures around three times, though it maybe more because usually when you think it would be a great idea to come to a "titty bar" (excuse the term) you are so plastered you don't really know what's going on anyway! This joint is alright, I mean don't get me wrong the decor, I'm talking about the girls here not the wallpaper, is very appealing and tempting but jeez-o DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT put your card (or your friends, ha) behind the bar. You will walk out there with a second mortgage and end up selling your car just to pay your tab off. The drinks are insanely expensive and if you are not careful a few "extras" will crop up on your bill such as $100 tips and drinks you have never even heard of let alone drank! The girls are always as nice as ever, I mean that's their job right, and are not as harassing as you might of thought. However, and I come back to NOT putting your/your friends card behind the bar because if you do pop off for a dance with these girls they will have no qualms over hypnotising you with their "charms" until its thirty minutes later and they've racked up $300 on your friends card! I will probably be back, what can I say I'm a male and I'm fickle, however have learnt my lesson from watching my mates face go sheer white after receiving our "shared" tab whilst I did a runner out the door promising reimbursement at a later date. So it's getting a two star rating due to the pure madness of the drink pricess, non-existent service and the fact that you will get rinsed for every penny you have....and then some! Nice boobs though :0) You've been warned kids. DISCLAIMER: Of course none of these events ever actually took place due to myself never previously entering a gentlemans establishment of this type. That's my tale and I'm sticking to it! read more

I feel sleezy reviewing this but I gotta do it. This was my first gentlemens club in the US and the only other one I have to compare it to was from Acapulco, so theres no real way to compare it. This was one of those nights that escalated really quickly which ended really late and really awesome. Im sure a lot of the details will be left out and a lot of my liking of the place comes under the influence, but it was a great night! Cover charge at 2 am was 20 bucks I guess because they cant sell us alcohol anymore and they are only open until 4 am. Once inside, this place was really nice, not what I expected. The women are good looking and the set up seems right. The women were really nice and they were always coming up to us! It was great! (hahahahha). Needless to say I had a blast and didnt even buy any "extra curriculars". Yet we do have some hilarious stories about the more drunk friends that did happen to get some of these services. Naming no names.... read more

Ewwww. Do yourself a favor and go somewhere else. This place was dead on a late Saturday night when I went. The dancers all look bored, and don't bother to do much onstage. One girl was on stage texting on her phone while she was supposed to be dancing! That's not a good sign. I don't know how this place has so many good reviews. Maybe I caught them on an off night. Then again, how was it so off on a Saturday?! My friend and I decided that we weren't ready to go home after another friend's birthday party, so we decided to find an after hours place to hang. We got a couple of guy friends to go with us, and headed over for some after hours entertainment. Apparently, we set our sights WAY too high, because it was around 2:30 am when we got there, and it was DEAD. There were maybe 12 people in the front, and that includes our little group. The dancers weren't doing much on stage, and didn't seem motivated to change that. We headed over to the side stage to see if it was any better, and I was assaulted by the stench of raw sewage when I got close to that side of the room. GROSS. There were a few dancers chatting with some customers, but I don't understand for the life of me how they were congregated over there, since the smell was SO bad. Nasty, nasty, nasty. This applies to the dancers, the smell, and the sticky seats. Just say no!!!! read more

I blame the state of Texas and their ridiculous alcohol laws for ending up in this oh-so-fine (not!) establishment. Full disclosure: I will say I went with my co-worker friend and we had THE BEST time. Until the bill came that is. These people are crooks! We both should have gotten laid like 100x over for the price we (he) paid. Treasures was like the twilight zone. It felt like we weren't there for very long but it could have been like 3 hours?? Not sure actually even at this point. We got wasted! Drinks were stiff and service was flowing. That's intentional! These people are crooks but some of the girls are pretty hot and as I said, we did actually have a good time. Word of advice: If your cab driver tells you he "does know one place" where you can get a glass of champagne since all the stores stop selling alcohol like before midnight... just say no. Just go back to your hotel. You will likely be thousands of dollars richer when you wake up the next morning. read more

Apparently this is where couples in their 30s & 40s come for date night, which means this place is as tame as dinner & a movie. No thanks, I'll pass. Upscale. Decent, typical twerk music. Plenty of seats, but also plenty of bored-looking dancers sitting in these seats checking their FB feeds. Shouldn't y'all be feigning interest in us customers instead of being glued to your cell phone? One word: boring. One more word: yawn. read more

In town for the night looking to have a couple of drinks, relax and enjoy a beautiful woman's company. My driver suggested this bar. Within one hour, three young ladies up-sold me to the vip room. I handed the server my credit card and purchased a bottle of Liquor. Up the stairs we went where we were met by a short, stern man with a heavy accent. This man told me that I did not one of the young ladies that I had chose and that I needed to let another young lady sit with me. I told him I was content with the ladies I had been talking with I did not need another lady. He scowled at my refusal. He then told my server in front of me ( as if I were not there) that I needed to purchase another bottle of liquor in cash if I wanted to stay upstairs. I only had two hundred American dollars in my pocket so I haded it to him and the server delivered a bottle of wine. From there on I had an excellent time. At the end of my nite I signed all paperwork. Handsomely tipped everyone, said cheers to the ladies and left. The next evening one of the ladies text me asking why I declined the charges. I told her I did no such thing and provided her with proof that I did not reverse the charge. Nine weeks later and this young lady is still at it day and nite texting me to pay the bill. I believe these young ladies were not paid and left me with no other choice but to reverse my charge with HSBC. read more

Five stars for the women, one star for everything else: three stars overall. First the good: the women are lovely. A little on the young side but I imagine that is a plus for most people. I met a beautiful woman whose nom de guerre was "Argentina"; she is beautiful and in terrific shape. As for the bad: everything else. I've been in subway stations with less traffic than that place. It suffers from its own popularity in so far as there's too many people for too little space. So much movement along the causeways, that it is distracting. The bartenders don't have enough change to break any bills that you have, which is ridiculous. They don't have an ATM machine in the building so they're trying to get you to throw down your credit card which other reviewers have strongly recommended against. I left mine at my hotel - on purpose - and was told I'd have to go across the street to use my ATM card. The thumb in the eye, however, was the car ride home. I left my rental at my hotel as I was going to drink. I walked out to the front of the club on my way out. They asked me if I wanted a cab, I said yes, they led me to their club car. My hotel is a mile away from the club. I paid $10 on my way there. They charged me $50 for the ride home. I paid it as I'm a gracious person. But really, it ticked me off enough to write this review. read more

It was the makings of a great evening. Fri night, holiday weekend, and a pocket full of $1's lol... So, naturally, this should have been a blast by default right? Wrong. Treasures was dead last night. And, the buffet was not that good. My buddy and I stayed about an hour and left and went to Onyx. It was definitely a "B" squad evening, as most of the A squad must have taken a 3 day weekend. I'll be back in Treasures again, I'm sure, but they fell off last night. read more

4am on the morning of Father's day....where do we end up? a strip club. Classy, Chris. Daddy would be SO PROUD. For the record, my friends met some chicks in Midtown and it was their idea to go here for after hours. Ummmm....okay. I am torn whether to rate this on ICK factor (1 star) or the niceness of the girls who work here (5, easily.) So I'll go middle and say three. I hope I never have to come back here. I really value my boring ass 8 to 5 and conservative wardrobe a little more since visiting though. read more

I'm from The DFW metroplex and none... and I mean NONE of our clubs compared to Treasures!! Highly recommended! **Tip** Most of the strippers are down for "extra" s**t, try and haggle. They are down for MUCH more! read more

Treasures - The main stage, nothing too great. lol - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Houston, Texas

All is Fake in Here. I got here by mistake and I got put with no money. Good thing all my credit cards declined. I dont know if this place is legal at night, girls get naked and just to try to fuck guys but they don't. They just take money out. They tried to run my card for $700. Is insane! Never go there in my life. read more

Be very careful, never ever leave your wallet on the table when you have lap dance, my money $100 was stolen when a small type girl lap danced for me, I saw her turned around to grab a wallet and took some money, it is quite dark there so I thought that was her wallet, when my lap dances finished and wanted to get my money from the wallet on the table, my $100 was gone!!! That girl is a thief!!! read more

One of several clubs around the Galleria area. Aggressive girls at the start. There are a handful of really fine babes that are well worth the $$$ to spend time with. Lots of "average" girls. Food (buffet) was good. Went twice in a week and had great girls both times. Bourbon ordered "neat" was a better than average pour. Very large place with plenty of semi-private play areas. I'd tell you my fav dancer, but she's so fine I don't want to share. ;-) read more

Just a whole lot of blah at this place. Layout is blah. Girls are blah. Drinks are blah. Overall, blah.

Treasures is not the Treasures of old. As many of you may know, Treasures recently reached an agreement with the city of Houston regarding it's (ahem) ""activities". There is even a notice on every table to warn people the do's and don'ts. Was there on Fri nite, not much selection of girls, $20-$25/dance for below average/aver girls. Hot girl $100 for 3 dances. These hot girls wont do single 1 song dance for u man.. The place a bit rundown especially the dance section at the back, with stinky smell on certain section. Becareful when u choose the seat for dance at the back. Overall rating for now 5/10 - not worth going IMHO. read more

Glad y'all said it was trash I'm about to go fill out an application to here, lol.. Spice it up a bit, they ain't seen nothing like this hopefully they hire me, I've been told the owners hardly hire back women. read more

I went one night cause one of the girls at a different club told me it was better. Its not for me. The Girls are very thin, no booty and the place is very large and filled with older older gentlemen. I like girls with some meat on their bones....These girls were alright. I walked out 30 minutes later and went somewhere else. read more