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    Two Johns Taphouse

    2.1 (10 reviews)
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    This is medium!! Can't eat I took this piece from my father-in-law he was eating trying do it

    I just want say what steak here terrible!!!!!!!! This porter house can't cut , can't chew , All others food fine, fish and chips fish was raw on the middle Don't be order steak!!!!!!!!!! Manager please remove steak from menu!!!!!

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    Very poor staff service. They need staff training, seriously. Recommend not to be there if you require friendly bar men.

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    Westmeadows Tavern - Restaurant and bar

    Westmeadows Tavern

    3.0(2 reviews)
    4.0 km
    $$

    Had a Parma here the other day and it was delicious. I asked for it to be served with Mash &…read moreVeggies and everything was great. One of the better Parma's I have had in a while. Service is typical of a tavern, you go up and order, nothing fancy. Footy playing on a few TV's, newspapers to read, pokies etc. Not a bad little place for a pub meal :)

    I'd really like to give them a 3.5 out of 5 - the steaks were perfectly cooked to order - doesn't…read morehappen often, and especially not at a pub.. or not the pubs I've been to.. "...HISTORIC VICTORIAN HOTEL.. SHOCKING REVIEWS..!! HONESTLY.. NOT THAT BAD ~ WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE IT A 'BLOODY GOOD' BISTRO..." Tonight, we met friends, for dinner at the historic WESTMEADOWS TAVERN in Ardlie Street, Westmeadows.. POSITIVES: - Original building - still got the pressed metal ceilings - Comfortable venue - 3 bars - Outdoor area - Good air-conditioning - Heaps o' parking - Seniors discounts - Weekly specials including a Monday $15 Parma night and a Wednesday $19 Steak night - Heaps o' staff - Nice and clean - Drive-thru bottle shop - 2 TV's in the dining area - they had a movie going on one - Pokies TONIGHT'S F & B: 2 x LLB's - Good ones, 1 x Lime Soda - Nice and limey, 1 x Carlton Draught - Cold pint COST: $22 2 x 300gm Porterhouse Steak [1 medium rare and 1 medium], Mushroom Sauce, Steakhouse Chips, Dressed Salad in side dish - Both Steaks cooked to perfection but it was a Mushroom Gravy, definitely not a Mushroom Sauce; Just a handful of chips, and they were a bit of a rough batch - broken and some had blackened ends; Nice dressing on the salad, but such a tiny little serving COST: $31 each 1 x Golden Ale Battered Flathead Tails, Bowl Tartare Sauce, same Chips, same Salad - Nice fresh tasty fish; Batter not too thick; Nice tasting Tartare COST: $22 1 x Chicken Parmigiana, same Chips, same Salad - The parma was delish - Beautifully cooked, thick, juicy, just the right amount of sauce and melted mozzarella COST: $23.50 NEGATIVES: - Whilst proteins were TASTY and WELL COOKED, meal presentation could have been so, so much better... - Meals could be a little larger - I think people out in the burbs expect a more GENEROUS serving - they tend to get a bit disappointed when it's not the case... - Meals could be a little less expensive - they're definitely a bit on the pricey side considering it's just kinda basic pub bistro fare - Hey, I love well cooked basic pub bistro fare, but not really at these prices... - They're not open till late enough - at just prior to 9pm, whilst we were finishing up eating our mains, two sets of people came in and seated themselves, both lots were told the chef had knocked off for the night, and they wouldn't be served a meal - VERY, VERY UNPROFESSIONAL - surely, out of all those staff members, someone should'v been able to step in, as some sort o' basic short order cook, or any sort of cook, for that matter..? Anyway, we were going to order some more drinks, dessert and coffee, but seeing and hearing this.. stopped us dead in our tracks..!! THREE LOTS OF LOST REVENUE ALL WITHIN THE SAME FIVE MINUTES...!!! Anyway, I suppose I'd be willing to go by there again, but Gee Wizz..!!, if they improved themselves..!!, just a little bit.. I'd WANNA GO there again...!!! Visited on Saturday 9 January for dinner with friends.

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    Westmeadows Tavern - Yummy Parma served with mash and roast veggies - was fantastic.

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    Yummy Parma served with mash and roast veggies - was fantastic.

    Keilor Hotel - Corridor

    Keilor Hotel

    4.5(2 reviews)
    5.5 km

    Keilor Hotel - The Vinery function room: I organised a wake, what they call a celebration of life…read more Michelle, the events coordinator, oversaw the event on the day, with her fabulous team Danny, Tom and Josie. Michelle had excellent advice regarding the menu and catered to my requests. Extra tables, table cloths on all the tables and the open area closed off. I also requested to set up prior to the function, including a tribute table and I dropped off vases with flowers to be placed on tables. A fabulous grazing table under a tree inside the room, was ready upon arrival. Platters of food came out regularly. The event ran seamlessly. Everyone was impressed with the food, the service and the function room, the Vinery. We were fortunate to have lovely weather which really suits the Vinery with the atrium and grapevines adding to the atmosphere. Michelle, a special thank you to you for overseeing the event and catering to all my requests. Marija J R

    Honestly, considering that Keilor happens to be one of those suburbs that are filled with new…read morehousing estates I didn't actually expect to find all that much here. Rather, I was expecting to just find one of those new, and rather boring, pubs. It turned out not to be the case, though their selection of beers were rather limited. It turns out that this place is a lot older than I expected, and even has a museum of sorts, suggesting that Keilor is more than just a new housing estate. Pretty cool actually.

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    Function Room

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    Lincolnshire Arms Hotel - The bistro looking out to Mt Alexander rd

    Lincolnshire Arms Hotel

    3.0(5 reviews)
    10.1 km
    $$

    If there was an option for negative star ratings this place would be a 5. We had a meal that cost…read moreover $120 for four. Fish & Chips was $32.00. I swear it was Basa from the freezer at Coles. The Chicken Parmi had a choice of one sauce "Napoli". The mozzarella topping looked & tasted like plastic, the sauce was so watery it was akin to a small serve of soup & the chips were cold. I swear they were cooked the night before & even then weren't great. Pasta dishes were between $25 & $36. I got packet linguini topped with a jar of some sort of white sauce which was absolutely NOT Carbonara & exactly 4 frozen prawns. One choice of burger, which was tasteless & cold on the smallest Brioche bun I've ever seen. That cost 27.00. Even the garlic bread came out of a packet. The beer garden is a sad smoker's lounge & that's about it. Don't think they've emptied the ashtrays for a week but that's OK as most of the patrons just seem to prefer to stub out their butts on the ground. Staff were cold & unwelcoming & so were many patrons. On the bright side if you're a big drinker, they seem to serve people far past the point where they ought to have been offered a coffee. Shame really as from the outside it's all heritage charm but the inside seems to be only inviting to those who want to get legless sit in front of a row of poker machines losing their pay packet.

    I found this pub when I was on my way to an engagement party one Saturday, though because I had to…read morego to the party I couldn't suddenly change my plans and go inside. Mind you, when I left to go home a couple of friends asked me if I wanted a lift, to which I politely declined explaining that there was a pub that I discovered that I hadn't had a beer in as yet - being this pub. Well, there isn't all that much that really stood out about this pub though - it is what you would expect from a suburban pub. There was a TAB, pokies, and a restaurant, as well as an outdoor area out the back, which was full of smokers (which doesn't make it a really enjoyable experience if you are not a smoker, and I would hesitate to call it a beer garden). The pub itself wasn't bad, but it is certainly not one that I would travel all the way out to Essendon just to visit.

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    Lincolnshire Arms Hotel - Atlantic salmon fillet

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    Coolaroo Hotel - Pool Tables

    Coolaroo Hotel

    2.0(1 review)
    8.7 km

    Honestly, there was nothing particularly exciting about this pub, but then again it was pretty…read moreclearly one of those suburban pubs located in what appears to be a light industrial district. Getting to it isn't really all that easy, though it is within walking distance of a couple of railway stations, but not particularly all that close. The service was okay, but the beer selection was somewhat limited. It really isn't one of those places I would recommend going out of your way to visit.

    From the owner: The Coolaroo Hotel in Coolaroo is located Melbourne's northern region. Situated on the corner of…read moreBarry Road and Maffra Street, The Coolaroo offers an array of facilities and entertainment areas for everyone to enjoy. For customers looking for something to eat, make sure you dine in our large family friendly bistro. We've got all your pub favourites, kids' meals and regular specials to keep the whole family happy! Our private function rooms are the perfect area for any social or corporate event. If you need a room to celebrate a birthday, engagement or corporate meeting, contact one of our friendly staff today. Our clean and well maintained hotel rooms offer a perfect option for those attending a function at the hotel or in the area for business. The bar offers a relaxed and friendly environment perfect for catching up with friends or a relaxing drink. Our bar also features TAB facilities as well as regular social and sporting events. We are a favourite with the locals and those passing through, so why not drop in today

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    Coolaroo Hotel - Pool Table

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    Coolaroo Hotel - Outside

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