Brand new bartenders!! So much nicer too Cute sexy girl all night ! Only 20$ lap Dances Come see Michelle and sexy af Riley read more

Though I'm a bit bias from basically growing up at this place, cleaning the bar on weekends and hanging out with my friend who's dad owns the place. Sure you can call it a hole in the wall but everyone in there is a regular and supports everyone like family. Not many bars have that kind of love and support from it's patrons. If you mess with one you mess with all. But they will also accept you as one their own and treat you respectfully. read more

If you're looking for a hole in the wall, this is it. It met all my expectations and then some. It's not a high end place and it doesn't try to be... read more

This review is easy. This place is a shithole. It wants to be a shithole and it perfects it. This place is the hole in the wall biker bar that the town doesn't want there and the old ladies drive quickly by. There is a stripper pole here that doesn't even touch the ceiling. The place is awesome. If you want to live like a dirty biker this is the place to go. I like dirty bikers so I use that term with the greatest of endearments. read more

Find it facing south about a block East of the corner of Bloomingdale Rd and Rt 64. Look for a dark, dingy, roadhouse with an old style sign out front and free muddy parking spaces. A skank sign that reads " www.UnclePauliesbar.com "Girls, Girls, Girls" "Cold beer" " Bikers and babes" Yeah fucking right. There was one biker, had the whole outfit and shit. Minus the cycle. He must've rode in on his old model Dodge Intrepid 4 door sedan. I guess its a suburban titty bar want to be. Topless. They have a pole for the 1-2 dancers SAID available. There was one when we stopped in. Friendly, just not very good at dancing. I could've had a beer with a Victoria Secrets catalog for a better time. The beer was not cold, it was luke warm. The beer that's refrigerated is crap and the decent beer is kept in buckets of water, which may have at one time been ice. PBR, Old style, Budweiser and a few Corona are what you can find. Full bar, somewhat. I expected cheap beer being that customer census is soo fucking low and seedy. (Easy to find other local bars with low priced beer) $4.75 a beer. Shots and cocktails $6-7. Topless dances are $10. Find a bowling and golf game, 50 cents + to play. Two pool tables. Music is on an Internet Jukebox, which usually has credits in it. But you need the permission of the dancer on duty, if you request songs. The staff all female was friendly. Bartender was damn cute, but, she looked at us with that, "you're not from around here look" As if, because we're not, she expects a much bigger tip. The customers are mostly of the douche bag sort. Cheap asses that buy a beer and tip the .25 cents change they receive. The kind of guys that would encroach on you while you had a topless dance, so they could get a free fill. Maybe they don't get the dance because her boyfriend is there. Oh yeah and he said out loud, "better not ask her for a dance. " "She's my girl" I'm thinking.. Not me man.. looks like she brushes her teeth with peanut butter and gets pedicures from a blind dog. Not to mention her lingerie looks as if she's worn it while wrestling in the mud. It was a sausage party. Most keep their heads down, few are the loud mouth variety. And driving past.. I thought it would be fun. LoL. Btw, the website isn't vaild. read more

I came here because I was told there was a plywood stage and PVC pipe as a stripper pole. Girls were more attractive than I expected and this disappointed me. I spoke with someone at the bar and he gave me deep life advice about not sleeping with my brother. I don't have a brother. So it was a waste of time because I couldn't even take/not take his advice. read more

Uncle Paulie's is one of the best drinking establishments in the NW 'burbs, provided you 'get' the joke. Just a few of the things that make Paulie's one of the most entertaining places on earth to drink is the fact that there actually is an uncle Paulie and he is a gruff old biker who has, to my knowledge, never bought a patron a drink; stories of his cheapness are legend around the bar with the regulars. Beyond his fulfillment of the dive bar owner stereotype Uncle Paulie is to be admired for the fact that he is fighting an almost constant battle to keep his establishment open and the boobies in full view in the middle of the madly oppressive 'burbs. Dancers range from amazingly hot to total trash and the skill levels show the same spread, and are not always related to appearance. After dancing on the about 2" tall stage the girls make the rounds asking for a buck from all the patrons at the bar and generally flirting and having a good time, and drinking heavily; these gals are more then willing to have a few, or more, with you at the bar between dances. Topless and private dances are offered but I have never seen them taken advantage of; the girls seem happier to sit, drink and joke with the patrons then strip for them and the patrons seem pretty happy with that arrangement as well. Selection is crap, yellow fizzy beer and crap liquor bit prices are cheap for the 'burbs and if you tip well there is a pretty decent buy-back on drinks and they are willing to serve you well past the point of sanity. Other patrons range over the whole spectrum but in the warmer months the place is sick with bikers, and not this candy ass weekend warrior types either. These guys are the real deal scooter trash; like to the point the bar has signs up that you can not wear club colors in the bar. read more

I remember driving by this place many times on my way to work and thinking to myself that this bar reminds me of a place that would be near the downtown square in my home town. A cinder block building with some sort of beer signage on the front. Looks like it could be an auto repair shop or a bar where you may need to stab someone....again, it simply looked intriguing. A friend from back home came to visit and I said we have to go to this bar down the road I think we would both feel at home there!! So we walk in and see a woman in her panties and steels to our left dancing for some guy and we kinda shrugged and said to ourselves must be a bachelor party. So we walked got the bar ordered a beer and fired up a smoke.....a few minutes pass and another woman appears out of nowhere with even less on and that's when it hit us....I was the lucky bastard who moved into a new town within a mile of a non nude strip club! Yeah they serve beer but that's not why people come here. I'm not a strip club guy but it was a fun time for about an hour. Ambiance: THE divy of the diviest dive bars! Another friend later on from the area called it "The Shame Of Glendale Heights" lol Food: I'm not sure they serve anything but alcohol. Value: Cheap beer and an opportunity to help young girls pay their way through college! What more could you ask for! Gives you a reason to feel good about yourself! read more

I believe that at this point in my life I have become a certified dive bar aficionado. Which means that my tastes may be different from your tastes. As such, this is my review. This is a Grade B dive... Why a B instead of an A? The drink prices are high. $4 for a High Life? $9 for a PBR pitcher? Come on now, the overhead is just not that much here. Other than that, great joint. Crazy C- strippers do their best to put on a show on their 4'x4' stage with a pole that wobbles as they swing. The bartender is a cool chick. The patrons are part true dirty bikers, part executive bikers and part normal dudes. I don't think this place brings in too may groups of females due to the intimidating nature. Don't be scared, give it a whirl. You just might find me sitting at the bar. read more

I was a little hesitant about this place but it ended up being a super fun place. The bartender was a pretty red head and she totally made the night a blast. This is our new favorite dive bar. read more

uncle paulie's rules so hard! the 4ft x 4ft stage where the dancers have to pay for there own songs to dance to rules! you will have no issues keeping your feet planted to the floor here! pool tables work and the pinball doesn't! private dances won't be able to happen if your playing pool at the same time as you need to flick the light off to have your dance read more

When I was first dragged into this establishment over a year ago, my friends said to me; "You are going to love this place." They know me too well. I walked in and I thought; "What a shithole!" Then I turned and glanced at the pole on this tiny stage and it didn't touch the ceiling. I LOVE UNCLE PAULIES. Never ever a dull moment here, the girls are great, the regulars are awesome, and I love the staff. Every once in awhile they have decent beer in stock like Guinness, Abita, Newcastle, etc. read more

No cover strip club soooooo... There's usually a 2 or 3 dancers and one of them is actually good looking. I went here this weekend. The pole doesnt reach the ceiling and the taller girls look like they will break it apart. "Donate" a dollar after each dance when they come around. For a late night stop nothing beats this place. The girls usually have pretty good bodies for no cover. Bud light is 3.50 This is a bike bar but if you keep to yourself there no problem but one time a drunk guy wanted to fight. I havent seen bikers there usually but most the people in there, including the dancers, are on some sort of drugs,at least coke but most likely meth...this seems to be the dancers last stop before rehab. P.S. - park on the street to the east of uncle paulies and walk in, its a nice way to hide your car. The adress says glen ellyn but it is glen ellyn countryside...GE must love having this place attached to it. Theres no place like this in dupage. read more

Most of the "women" there look as if they have been rode hard, and hung out to dry. A whole lotta "butter faces"... They seem to do nothing but drink and collect $$... drinks are not of a selling point. PBR, Coors, and the other rat hole beers. Not much of a place I'd want to venture back into. Needs some serious repairs....very old, dilapidated building. I thought the roof was gonna cave in for a second when it started raining. Over all.... Not a good place, and won't be going back.... read more

If you have ever seen the movie "Dusk Till Dawn", Uncle Paulies will remind you of the "Tittie Twister" bar in it. Drinks are reasonable, and the dances are also. A definite biker hangout, with plenty of local flair. You get a good bang for your buck. The building, and parking lot, seem out of place in this suburb, guess its good to have a grandfather clause, or the uptight yuppies would have closed this place years ago. Still waiting for the vampires to slam and lock the door shut, and yell "feeding time!!!!!!!" read more

Was a fun dive bar until the one selling points, the girls had to cover up. They used to wear pasties but now they just wear swimsuits..lame! Before they did that maybe the overpriced beer and drinks would be understandable. You might read this review and wonder if me being a woman has something to do with a bad review but I'm a biker, I love other bikers, I don't ask for much in a bar and I love cute looking girls. .with that being said, I'm glad some of them cover up, as the one I thought was a grandmother is not too much older than me. I don't like girls that are coke head skinny, strung out on heroin or just look old. .the girl doesn't have to be a certain size or age but make it work for them. Plus there is no entertainment like bands..and that would bhai e a, great space. I would pay to see a local band that is decent. It's a shame because the owner seems nice and the regulars are fun.. read more

So i have never been to a place quite like Unkle Paulies, but i have to say i had a great time. A couple of guy friends and I wanted to go out and grab some beers and wanted to try a place we had never been too! i must say unkle paulies has a vibe unlike any other. The crowd was mixed with some young buissness types grabing a drink, some older semi-biker looking and then a coulpe young guys simple odleing the girls. The exotic dancers( not nude) came in all ages and were all pretty good looking, some were resurved but others were extremly fun and friendly and would hang out and have a beer with you after doing a sexy dance to one of my favorite songs. yes the dancers will take request because there kinda in control of the jukebox. Price range was average 3-4 bucks for a beer 4-5 bucks a shot with 2 pool tables. My friends enjoyed the comfey wide chairs at the bar because they were hard to fall out off! it's a dive bar but offers a little more than the pub around the corner. they dont have a kitchen so theres no food but they keep a bunch of menues from other local joints to order out whatever you crave. A little tackey but fun! read more