I was so excited, I went in for my first couples massage. I had Michael and my boyfriend had Brenda. I've been a massage therapist for 6 years and this was one of the worst I've had. I was poked and "raked" at lightning speeds throughout the session. I asked if he could go slower and more broad as opposed to pokey, he said yeah, did okay for a total of 2 seconds then proceeded to have a finger race on my back. I wanted hot stones and hot packs, the stones were slightly warm as well as the packs. They both said they have been doing massage for about 30 years, it feels like they forgot everything they were ever taught or maybe the schools used to suck back then. It was $90 total and honestly I feel like I was robbed. I stopped my session 40 minutes in because I was so uncomfortable and felt like absolutely nothing was being done to my back. There was no focus, it was like a child was trying to massage for the first time and pretending to play race cars on me. Affordable translates to crappy, apparently. I told them I wanted to stop the session and said sorry I just really don't like the massage. I wasn't offered a discount or anything to make up for it. Don't come here. Oh, and my boyfriend said his massage was the same but he wanted to get poked the extra 20min anyway since I'm paying for it. read more