This place has become much better. Cleopatras has completely fallen off. Nothing there at all and the bouncers are horrific and rude. Downtown had all polite ladies and hard working bartenders. It seems like this is the only place left to go to. read more

Had a great time here . Reasonable dancers who aren't pushy. The stage performances are actually impressive too. Best of all the bar takes card and the bartender comes by frequently. The drinks here is cheaper than some places on Crescent Street ! The crowd is typical, a bachelor party and locals, but lot of couples too which is probably why this place comes off very chill. read more

Worst club ever, overpriced, and the servers have so much attitude and the girls will try to steal your money , Just go to cafe cleopatra ( the best cheapest club in town) If i could go in the -1star i would read more

Went here one night recently with a large group for a bachelor party. (Went somewhere else first and they had a line out the door. Wrote a review for that place as well). Pros - pretty much walked right in. Bartender was attentive Prices for drinks were decent for a strip club. Girls range from decent to good in looks. Wide variety of women. From Barbie to tattooed and shaved heads. Cons. Jammed packed. Not that great a stage showing. Many girls found a favorite and stayed there. Didn't circulate around the club. Lots of dancers wanted to dance you at the table and not in the back. Not great when that packed. read more

As I walked up the stairway to this place, the memories of past visits came into my brain. I remembered walking up and down St.Catherine going into each club, eventually we came here and discovered was the best among the collection. If I remember correctly, we had to go home several days early on that particular trip due to low funds. I got to the top of the stairway and was blocked by the entry booth. A turnstyle blocked by an iron bar, put there by the person collecting money. I looked ahead of me and saw a man whose arms were as big as my legs. I was petrified for a moment. This bouncer towered over me. He pointed to the girl collecting money and I immediately pulled out my wallet and gave her $5 for the cover fee. A ticket was handed to a host, and the iron bar was slid back so the turnstyle could operate. The host asked me where I'd like to sit. I gestured to the stage, still wary of the giant I was walking past. Girls were hot. Girls danced. Girls got nekked. In American strip clubs, you put dollars on the stage for the girls I thought this was a good idea and I pulled out a Canadian dollar. Canadian dollars are coins. For a few minutes I pondered the logistics of putting a dollar on stage (perhaps in some slot?), and then decided against it. I was dreadfully afraid of the giant man. A girl named Cherry came up on stage. She was crazy hot. she danced, and she got nekked. After she got off the stage, she lead me back to the private area upstairs, asked that I use the hand sanitizer, and I got a private dance. Now that I think about it, hand sanitizer seems like a really, really good thing at a strip club. She was crazy hot. I returned a few nights later, and got another private dance from another super crazy hot chick named A something. It'll come to me. The girls are retardedly hot. Private dances are steaming hot. $10 for a private dance, $5 entry. Despite the inexpensive entry and dance charges, I still blew through $200 bucks fairly easily. This is an awesome place. When I return to Montreal, I'll definitely come back here. read more

Bar Downtown - The front door, because they wouldn't let a camera inside. - Strip Clubs Near Me - Montreal, Quebec

Went here on a bachelor party and the staff were very accommodating for our large group of 11. We spent $340 on drinks which included a bottle of captain morgans for $175. The waitress told us that it was the most cost effective option and pushed us to do it instead of getting singular drinks. It was a good idea that. THE BOTTLE WAS WATERED DOWN. A few of us were sober as we drove the group in and we all had a swig from the bottle. No way was it full strength. Drinking captain morgans straight is like a kick in the face. I could drink that whole bottle like it was flat coke. For making another $10 profit they made sure that all 11 of us would never come back. The girls are good and what you'd expect, but avoid the bottle service. Beer and drinks from the bar are fine. read more

A wide selection of talent, ranging from short, Asian, black, latino, blond, brunette, young, old. No one out of this world. The best looking one looked bored and had a terrible personality (for the stage at least). But, since she was hot, everyone gave her attention. Each dance is $15, min of 2. I can't say it was spectacular, but it was fun. One note though, there was a bachelor party there. The guy went on stage. He got naked. When that happened, I decided on getting a dance (upstairs, away from the crowd). Best decision of my life, as I heard later that he swung around naked. read more

Hit it up with a couple friends after work on a Friday night. The outside looks grimey as fuck but the inside is pretty decent. Cover was $5 and they didn't make us coat check our bags. I've read in a couple reviews that the bouncers request a tip upon seating you but he didn't ask us... Was pretty busy when we got there and it packed up even more as the night went on. They let way too many people in for the quantity of girls they had working. If there was a girl you wanted a lapdance with you had to be quick to get her. The girls were alright but just alright. Out of all the girls there only 3 really stood out to me. A bucket of 6 beers cost 45 bucks wich ain't bad at all. Woulda given 2 stars but I'ma give 3 'cause I had my private dances with this Peruvian girl with an ass from outta this world! Oh and each dance is $10. read more

This is, by far, the worst strip club I've ever been to and I've been to a lot. Saturday night on a Labor day weekend. Looked like they had a C, possibly even a D, team. Most girls were unattractive; many had hideous tattoos. Many didn't know about manicure, pedicure, make-up, perfume or attractive lingerie, and there is a Victoria's secret literally across the street. Many were hanging out by the bar, drinking shots, ignoring men.. I hope other clubs are better and yet there was a huge line to get in. I wished I'd stayed in my hotel watching Honeymooners reruns. 0 stars. read more

Stopped in recently while in town for the jazz fest. Struck out this trip: place was packed, dancers were few and far between (I assume most upstairs giving private dances), and the lovely Lori nowhere to be found. Admission on Sat nite was $5, plus $5 tip to host/guy who seats you, Molsons were $8 including tip. Overall, seems like club should've had more dancers working on a Sat nite. Will probably check out other places next time I'm in town. read more

Slow tuesday night. beer was cold, somewhat expensive but nothing crazy. only a 5 dollar cover so you can come in and see if anything interests you without a huge investment. One thing to note, dancers there expect a tip, regardless of the quality of service. They pocket all private dance money so don't let them bully you. There are a few exceptionally hot dancers, but they kinda run their mouth (nicki). read more

Lots of women there, all sizes shapes and colors. Not a lot of dancing though. They mainly just sat around and talked to one another. read more

Bar Downtown - Look for the sign and go upstairs not downstairs - Strip Clubs Near Me - Montreal, Quebec

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Can you say Tourist Trap in French? Girls did not look enthusiastic, honestly really felt let down. read more

Great place to hangout and see beautiful women, the staff is great, prices are high, the service is excellent, all you need to have fun, in there, is alot of money and the willing to spend it. read more

It was Sunday night during a blizzard and it was 6 degrees. There was very little to do near our hotel and so we decided to hit up a strip club. It was an upstairs spot and from the outside looked like a sleazy NYC 8th ave peep show spot. I kept my expectations low, I mean it's an upstairs spot what can you expect? I pictured strippers with cigarette burns and stab wounds...boy was I wrong!! This place was the best EVARRRRRR!!!!!! Cover was $3, beer was like $8, and no coat check and dances were only $10!!! The girls were attractive but more on the charming side. I got this one dancer, she had nerd glasses on with a blazer and stockings she was the best dancer i've ever had. Never met anyone so innocent looking but seductive...I got several dances with her and let's just say it felt like i could do no wrong with her and she encourages all bad behavior :) Normally I'd make it rain in the states, but in Canada they don't have singles..you would make it hail with those dollar coins lol. $5 is the lowest, so if you want to tip them at this spot you jump on stage lay down and put a 5 in your mouth...the rest is for you to find out. The interior isn't all that great, but we're men so it doesn't matter. It feels like a regular bar with strippers. No bathroom guy to tip, no unnecessary coat check..just go in and have a good time. I've been to a good amount of nyc strip clubs, made actual outside friends with some dancers along the way and I can say this place is pretty special being there only once. If you're in the area definitely do drop by, you won't forget it. read more

Very pretty girls with great bodies. Not really good dancers but getting fully nude helped them out. They spent more time talking to each other instead of paying attention to the customers. Ladies - no cover charge when you're with your boy toy. I would have like to see a little bit of fan action on the silver tinsel inside the frosted carved go go dancer statues, would have helped me feel loosey goosey if ya know what I mean. Drinks are $1 cheaper then Kingdom and the chicks might let you have some 5 Star Fingers. read more

Two nights in a row. Closed the place both nights. Great place. Beautiful women. Arielle I will miss you Max.....one of the best waitresses ever. Better keep her around!!! We shall return read more

For a while, my strip club-patronizing friends, when they would visit Montreal, preferred this modest peeler not far from Super Sexe. It all started when the Downtown's street-level hawker told us it was "Disneyland for the hands, man!" Even I thought it was worth a look, after a priceless line like that. Inside, it's pretty standard industry stuff, although the Downtown's relative obscurity means that its lap-dance prices are a bit better than the more famous competition like Super Sexe. The impressionable brother of one friend, who tagged along one time, got a crush on a stripper with a Nine Inch Nails tattoo (he likes Nine Inch Nails), and tipped her extravagantly. Didn't get him anywhere, and laughing at his young love pangs was probably the most entertaining thing to happen to us here. read more

Very couple friendly! My boyfriend and I decided to check out a couple of strip clubs close to our hotel during our stay in Montreal and this one was the best that we visited. There was a cover charge, $10 I believe. The staff was friendly by strip club standards. The drinks tasted fine, and weren't too overpriced. However, our waitress took a while to return to our table, but it was a busy Saturday night so this was to be expected. The dancers themselves were mostly attractive women with nice bodies and pretty faces. We were offered a private dance by a friendly dancer with legs for days and we accepted. This was a first time event for the both of us so we had to ask her a lot of questions about how the private dances work and she was accomodating and honest. She was also very polite, and not pushy like some of the other dancers. The lap dance itself was fun, it was sexy and not awkward at all. She even called me sexy, and told my boyfriend he was a lucky man. My boyfriend and I had a great time at downtown. A funny side note to this whole experience; as we were leaving the DJ announced a dancer to the stage who had the same stage name as my real name and my boyfriend and I had quite the laugh about that on the way out. read more

It was my last night in Montreal and I got separated from my friends so I deeked into club downtown for a final beer of the night. It wasn't busy and I was seated at a good table. I got a beer and was approached by a black dancer named Kayla. We went to the bar and I bought her a drink. Fast forward to the end of the night. Apparently I was naive and had a dance that lasted 14 songs. I thought this Kayla chick was scared of the strip scene, which is why the dance lasted so long. I had no idea that it was 10$ per song. So apparently I owed 140 bucks. This was shocking for me as I only stopped in for a beer. Kayla took me up to the front and told the HUGE bouncer what I owed. I asked to discuss the situation seperately with him as I felt completely fooled. There was no indication to me about cost. The bouncer had very little patience with me. He grabbed my iPhone out of my hand and threatened to break it in half. Also unfortunately he had a couple of my cards because I said that I needed to go to the bank across the street. He shoved my bank card into their debit machine and demanded that I enter my PIN. He began threatening me, and when I looked over at the debit machine he absolutely hammered me in the head. This was a serious assault and at this point I knew he wouldnt stop. I entered my pin (as if at gunpoint) and left the place. The experience was terrifying, I feared for my life after the assault. Bottom line is this place is bad news. Any establishment that feels that they have a right to assault customers should have their license taken away. DO NOT bother going to this place, there are tonnes of places where you will get the respect that you deserve as a customer. read more

(disclaimer: gonna try and make this as tasteful as possible. somebody's gotta do it!) TL;DR - Just an okay gentleman's club Tired and weary, what was left of our bachelor party shuffled into this establishment Sunday night looking to squeeze one more ounce of fun out of Montreal. We walked by this place 2-3 times before finding the small door and staircase that leads up to the 2nd floor club. Cover was only 3 dollars on Sunday night. The bouncer led us to a table but did not pressure us into tipping him which seems like a customary thing to do in Canada. Not sure how it is on other nights but they definitely had their B, possibly C Team depending who you ask. No bombshells in sight. Girls on average were about 6 or a 7 with small...uhh...personalities.... Lap dances are 10 bucks per song but none of the guys were in my group were even remotely interested in getting one. Then again, most of the girls seemed disinterested too and were off in a back booth chatting amongst themselves. We finished our $45 bucket of 6 beers and went back to our hotel. Strip Club Rankings from that weekend: 1) Chez Paree 2) Kamasutra 3) Club Downtown read more

The women are beautiful. But they let too many people in....being ass and elbows with the dude nrxt to you is no fun...shouldn't focus on qty read more

Came here on a saturday night and it was packed to oblivion. The bouncer sat us so far from stage, we couldn't see anything. It's $5 cover and $5 tip for the bouncer. The drinks are set at $7.50 for beer. The problem is, if you don't tip the waitress more than 20% of the tab, they will make a huge fuss about it. I would say out of 10 women, 6 of them were hot. We didn't stick around too long because it was too crowded, loud, uncomfortable (our table was in the corner of a packed room). It gets 3 stars because the women seemed like they put on a good show, from what I could see anyway. read more

A good strip club to sit back and relax. Its downtown which is a plus but the girls in there are mediocre but they sit down and talk to you and etc. The lap dances make up for the lack of ambiance in here and also it needs some renovations. read more

Drinks are decently priced and good entertainment. Dancers were quite good looking would come again!

Beautiful well kept club, stunning women, great well made drinks, sexy, and experienced bar staff, and pretty good stage shows. Some better than others, but that's normal. Lap dances are only $10, and are more classic style. More teasing, which makes for more talented, and enticing dances instead of some women just grinding on you. Which isn't a lap dance. It's just boring, and annoying. Their lesbian shows are mind blowing!!, and the day time music is a lot of rock, and even punk rock. It's hands down one of the best strip clubs in Montreal! read more

had a good time even though we were never served out bucket of beer. waited for a hour then realized we saw the whole team dance so decided to leave. the girls were all above average and seemed to be having fun. it was a super busy night so don't expect good service when its packed. read more

Not bad. Smaller than I'm used to. Bot many women came by which is good because I wasn't looking for dances just something to do. Cheap for what it is but could use some updating . Saw a handful of women that I could say were pretty but nothing to write home about. Either way vibe was decent and I didn't have any complaints. Definitely the cheapest. 5 dollars to get in. read more

Horrible experience. Be very careful here! The waitresses are dishonest and will steal from you if given the opportunity!

Decent place. $5 cover to get in, bottle of beer was $8.25. You can get a contact lap dance in the back for $15 a song. Some pretty ladies too. Much better than Chez Paree around the corner where they rip you off at every turn. I'd go back. read more

When visiting Montreal you have to visit club downtown in my opinion it's one of the better stripclubs in Montreal friendly staff and chill atmosphere DJ plays good music and dancers are well figured and beautiful , I've been to cleopatra , club exxotica , chez paree because I heard they were decent they were ok but I kept coming back to club downtown, get a lap dance from a beautiful dancer and u won't want to leave, I highly recommend Ashley friendly and funny she will have you spending all your money read more

I have no idea how people have even given this place 5 stars. I have been to Strip clubs all over North America, with the exception of dancers good looks, this is honestly the WORST STRIP CLUB I have ever been to. The waitress are incredibly RUDE demanding a $1tip when I asked for my change back. It would be more justified if they didn't charge a $5 entry fee and $8.50 for a beer. The dancers just sat there not approaching any customers. I was there on a Sunday night with a group of buddies for one hour. There were only 2 stage dances the whole time and there were about 8 dancers on the floor that night not even one of them looked at us. We felt VERY unwanted and we walked out. Nobody working there even tried to stop us as we just walked right out of what was next to an empty strip club. They definitely don't deserve to have their location to be on Rue Sainte-Catherine downtown. Will never-ever step foot in this place again! read more

Traveling across Canada I had one stop in mind, Montreal strippers, read around some reviews, liked what I heard about this place. Gotta say I was not disappointed, girls were incredibly gorgeous, very friendly, god bless Montreal for contact dances, girls were incredible. highly recommend Meela and Victoria from the east coast, very friendly girls made us very at home :) highly reccomend you stop by. read more

I visited this club with me and 5 other of my girlfriends during our stay in MTL. None of us had ever been to a strip club, and thought we would just try it out and see how it was. We had been told by a friendly bartender that some of the local clubs would notice that we were tourists and try to extort us, so we tried our very best to emulate the locals. We stumbled upon this place and decided to give it a shot. I spoke french upon entry and the bouncer was very nice, didn't ask us to tip him to be seated or anything. $3 entry on a Sunday night. We were sat close to the stage and were immediately approached by two very nice, attractive girls who offered us lap dances for ten dollars. It was a funny and memorable experience as one of the girls kept making us laugh and calling us sexy. None of the girls were very pushy about getting us to buy dances and were all very polite. We also ordered a few drinks for about $8 each and ended up staying for over an hour before leaving to go to another club. Overall, cheap entry, nice staff, attractive girls (even on a Sunday night) and very memorable experience. read more