While I honestly can't say for certain without skimming back upon 600+ reviews, this may be the very first time, dear reader, that I've reviewed an establishment that I didn't visit strictly for the contents of their food menu. No matter - my visit to Cahoots Bar was without question one of my finest visits to more or less anywhere, and can very easily be categorized as one of my favorite bars in the world. You need to visit Cahoots. period.
Star 1: How were the service and atmosphere?
Honestly if I weren't so set in my ways I'd simply write a novel of sorts with regard to the atmosphere at Cahoots, dish out five stars for the service and atmosphere alone, and be done with it, because this is one of the greatest concepts I've ever seen.
You walk up to an unmarked door in an alleyway in Soho and you're greeted by a plainly dressed man. "What are you looking for?" he asks you. "Cahoots!", I emphatically exclaim. "Cahoots? Never heard of it". Ah, British humor I see - I've trained for this. A cheeky grin. "Looking for a drink?" he asks. "Only if it's the good stuff" I fire back. "Think you can help me out?" "Might well be able to do", he says, and the game continues for a brief bit longer before my buddy and I are allowed to pass.
What's this? Another window. A train ticket window. "Two?" the man behind the counter asks. "Two", we both say. We're given two small tickets. This is fun. This is exciting. This is different. We pass through another door.
Another man! "Tickets?" he asks. We each show him our tickets, he thanks us, and we pass through the final archway, now several meters below ground. What my friend and I stepped into was absolutely phenomenal. I'm not going to spoil it entirely to ensure anyone reading this visits themselves, but the atmosphere at Cahoots resembles a post-WWII London speakeasy in a former train station, and it's absolutely marvelous. Single Star Granted, although I'd gladly give all five here.
Star 2: How were the portions relative to the cost?
To be very honest with you I don't remember how much my beers cost or how much my party's meat and olive plate costs, but it simply doesn't matter. I would have paid double what I ended up paying at Cahoots just for the atmosphere alone, and while it's important to note that the place fills up quickly and is booked far in advance, the value here just in the experience alone is tremendous. Star Granted.
Stars 3 and 4: How was the food?
My beers were good, although next time I'll be getting cocktails as the bar staff appeared to be highly trained and professional to the degree where I felt odd just having them hand me a bottle of lager. The olive and meat plate? Also good, and significant in size. What more could you possibly want? Let's be honest, I'd give both stars here even if the food was rubbish. Dual Stars Granted.
Star 5: Would you eat here every day if you could?
Cahoots is one of the finest experiences I've had at a bar - plain and simple. Come here. Star Granted. read more