The girls were very rude . Didn't even do the full song . I had a bad experience here . I will not be going back .. i would not recommend this place . read more

Hottest ladies in San Diego and the city hates this place so you already know it rules.

I've been in many clubs in SD and other cities and let me tell you this is by far the best one, I've always have and awesome time here everyone is friendly can't beat the prices. * A lot of beautiful women working here, great variety; whatever race, color and shape you are looking for you'll find it there *Best private dances in town *Great special and military discount *Steps to a Sports bar, you can hoop in and out. It makes the night more fun * It's modern and confortable; there are other clubs in the area that are very scary looking * Dancers are always engaging in conversation not like other places I've been where no one sits and talks to me read more

It was a very small bar, no tables with lounge chairs just benches. The girls try to hustle you and pressure you. While getting a lap dance both girls I got a dance from hovered about 6 inches away with almost no contact. There has to be better clubs out here, save your time and money and go somewhere else! read more

Best Strip Club is San Diego by far! I love how cheetahs always adds new girls. Thank you for keeping SD interesting!

I am sitting in the club right now, it's 9:30 pm. There are at least 11 girls here but apparently only 2 of them go up on stage. I have had a few girls come up to me for a dance with a very minimum effort, "You getting dances?" and "Wanna get some dances?" A few years ago this was the go to place, now it's a great place to waste time. read more

A name like Cheetah's encompasses certain imagery: slinky, sexy women crawling across the stage with cat-like prowess looking hungrily for a lap to pounce into before exposing it all and shaking it in our faces. But alas, this place should be called 'Meerkats' because the women stood erect with bewildered looks on their faces, and were not quiet the "cats" we were made to believe. About 2 out of 10 women were attractive. The rest were bony 'lady skeletors', who boasted C-section scars and odd bruises that surely resulted from rough, clumsy sex. These ghostly women have seen better days. Actually, perhaps this joint should be re-named 'The Bone Yard'. I mean, really, they looked like the skeleton men from 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. One out of 10 could actually dance and work the pole. None of them spread their legs revealing their vaginas though. Rather, they swayed side to side, made feeble attempts to spin around the pole, and kept their legs closed as tightly as a child's mouth encouraged to eat his brussel sprouts. But it is the strippers who need to eat their green vegetables; for they looked like emaciated villagers scrounging meagerly for a place to die on the forest floors of Cambodia aka Skeletor Land. The cola was served in receptacles that were not quiet large enough to be considered mugs, but just a smidgen too big to be considered shot glasses. The cups were also brimmed with ice, which meant I had three sips of cola before I was ready to turn in my second drink ticket for another three sips of watered down soft drink. This brings me back to vaginas. People attend full nude establishments TO SEE VAGINAS. I mean, if we wanted to see breasts we could go to a topless bar and drink alcohol from pint glasses. I think there needs to be a rule put in place called the 'Three Foot Rule': if these women can't spread their legs three feet apart and hold that pose inches from the faces of paying customers with sweaty fists full of money, then they should go back to Walmart or whatever job they crawled from before they became strippers. After all, Walmart frowns on vaginas. The only positive thing I can say for Cheetahs is that their chairs were clean. read more

Free lunch and who can pass that up ? Unless you're uncomfortable with the sight of naked women prancing around while you chow down, then maybe its not your cup of tea. The Hefs been doing it for decades and look how healthy and happy that man is. We can all take a lesson or two from that deity. I saw a roast on Hef once and Artie from the Howard Stern show said to him. " I smell pu**y in here, Hef did you just burp ? " haha. Anyway, they have complimentary burgers but I think its $12 for a coke. Suckers ! If I'm paying that much for coke, it better come with a rolled up dollar bill, a small mirror and a razor blade.Oh well, at least enjoy the ambiance and groove to the funky beats of stripper music. Strip Hop ? Believe me, when you're in there during lunch time and its dead, you're guranteed to get some attention from chicks with names like Star, Destiny, Houston, Sahara, Jade or Asia. Make the most of it because all you are to them is a walking ATM machine. Speaking of Asia, while I was enjoying my $12 coke, an Asian gal asked me if I wanted a lapdance, I told her no, and this is what she had to say to me. " Ok, let me know when I can start feeling sorry for you ! " and then waddles off. WTF. Was that an insult ? I dont even know what that means. Whatever, go home and make some fried rice chica. read more

One of the classy strip clubs in SD... Its a perfect place to go if you are bored and want to see some gorgeous women take off their clothes and make you feel like the best looking man even though you aren't. I ended up here tossing money at chic's vaginas all night. Went back for a couple dances and had a great time. Tatum may be the hottest stripper there, but i wasn't too thrilled on the lap dance i received. Bottom line, they dont serve alcohol, but they do put nice body parts in your face and its worth your time. 20.00 dances are cheap, so find a freaky ass chic and enjoy some time. read more

This strip club has 2 stages and great lookin women, you can easily get suckered in for a dance right when u walk in. 20$ dances, 100$ VIP, 350$ for an hour in the private backroom. Don't ask me how I know. It's full nude so entry is 20$ but from the moment u walk in they are by and far the best managed and there's no sneaky hot chick at the front desk deceiving u. Solid line up only problem I had was that this spot is crawling with degenerate old men who frequent the spot not sayin I wouldn't be one of those guys but I couldn't shake that filthy feeling gettin a dance next to an 80 year old guy having small talk with a 20 year old n how he knew her sister. read more

For all you dudes out there, this is definitely a place to avoid for a dudes night out.......I've been here few times but the last time was the worst experience i had......I decided to go down there like back in November or December '10 and we went on a Saturday night.....now read from here... The place was packed and barely nowhere to sit.......by the time me and my friends get a seat, girls come asking for a dance right away......I gotta admit the first dance was alright but the second dance was ugggh.....This second girl pretty much was a bit on the naughty side. When i got a dance from her, she kept making me touch her "down there", which i was pretty sketched about.....Then my friend gets punched by some girl...... Overall, girls here are hot. But I rather avoid this place from now on. read more

Went on a Thursday and parking was a little difficult. Fun place to go to, the ladies were good looking but my only complaint was the music but besides that it was a typical strip read more

I came here with my boyfriend last week and we had a GREAT time! We both like girls, and I'm not the jealous type, so it was fun. He got off work early one day and was feeling frisky, so I suggested we go watch some dancers and get a lap dance, then go home and have some fun of our own. Who would have thought a strip club could be so fun before the sun even set?! He said Cheetah's was his favorite, and that he used to go with friends from work. Woo hoo, the plan worked! ;) The door guy let us in for only the 2 drink minimum, and said we could purchase a VIP card next time if we wanted. Not sure what that gets you... but either way, $16 is not bad for getting us both in the door! We gave each of the dancers a dollar or two when they came around after their show - it's the least we could do after they strip nude for us! If you are broke or cheap, I suggest you avoid strip clubs, because everyone knows you spend $ there! Since there is no drinking, it wasn't full of stupid and loud drunk kids. Still, when we wanted to, we could go get a drink at the bar next door. We ate there as well, then found out that they serve the same food at the nude bar! (Although I don't think I'd want to eat and watch nude women at the same time, lol). Once we had a drink or two, we went back in (re-entry was fine), and picked our favorite dancer for a VIP dance (we had a couple favorites, so we had to draw straws, so to speak). The dance was fun! She was very flirty and attentive to us both, which really made a difference for me to enjoy myself. ;) I have to say, the back room could use some repairs, and they have a bit too many TVs for my taste, but in general the place was nice, the dancers were attractive and friendly, and the bartender was on top of it bringing us our fake beer. LOL The dances are fun and I wouldn't want to leave without one, so plan ahead and bring your $ with you if you are worried about the ATM fee. read more

This place is exactly what you should expect of it. Some days are gonna be better than others, it all depends on who is working that day and what kind of a mood they are in. No, the girls are not supermodels but they are not bad looking either. But be prepared for even the sweetest young girl to turn into a total moneygrubbing, cheating, thieving ho. That's what you get when you go to a strip club. Once the GFE? Get a GF. And yes, you will spend a lot of money, more than you should or can really afford, and get nothing but big heavy Blue Balls for it. Go ahead, get a few lap dances and see how you feel afterwards. Some of the reviewers talking about getting full service but I really doubt that. Not on site anyway. You might be able to book a private show off site at your own place or you could go over to the Adult Emporium on Convoy just 2 blocks away and probably pick up a free BJ in one of the mini theaters they have there. After spending that much here, free is good! Would I go back? Sure, but part of my plan would be to schedule a side trip to those mini theaters afterwards. read more

-My Wife rounded up my friends to take me out for my bachelor party a few weeks before we tied the knott. Told them to take me here. Thanks Babe! I read that this place does not serve dranky dranks. No beers, no mixed drinks.. Ok no problem, because right next door there is a bar!!!!! So go get liquored up, and return! Easy! We went back, had a great time. The first lap dance I received was great and the girl was pretty funny, yep, lap dance and was telling jokes. We had fun. The rest of the night was awesome, most of the girls kinda knew that we where there to have fun, pay up and not wifey up with them. Guys, when you go to these places I dont think they are looking for a relationship. Maybe they are - what do I know. I thought it was funny when one man was saying "but mija, I love you, please " lol. Dude, let her work, go home! Staff was great, even the Muscle at the door was cool with you if your looking for a good time, drama queens stay home. If the staff ever reads this, Thank you. read more

I'm fairly new to the strip club scene but this was by far my best trip. Club is nice, food was decent but who doesn't like free food, some of the music was very old not what I like. Got two dances for two different prices one much better than the other. First dance was with Darla was a great dance but nothing special and cost me $100 plus a small tip second dance was with Olivia and it was $100 till we got to the back and she offered me full service "s*x" for $200 which I happily obliged. Going to check it out again this Saturday to see if the weekend is any better. No more trips to tj for me!!! read more

I dont like the layout of this place. The stage is huge in the middle, and there are a lot of chairs right next to the stage. But there isnt enough chairs far from the stage to chill at. And the girls are ok looking. Ive been to better all nude strip joints. read more

Didn't like the place. I've been to a few clubs in Vegas, and the "service" is much much better there than here in San Diego. You can't even have a beer while watching a show? That's ridiculous. Won't come back. read more

Pros: Cleanliness, Constant Stripping, Friendly Waitresses Cons: Some dancers don't know how to accept "NO", some dancers would not "SHOW" their goodies Went in on a friday night and it was packed as expected. Was able to get a few seats at the stage. I'm from the Bay Area so the whole Moat/Island set up of the stage threw me off a little, I wasn't able to get up close and personal as I liked. The two stages side by side was fun to see. The dancers looked alright. Most of them were tatted up and skinny which was fine, minus a huge woman that should not have been up there dancing. The dancers would walk around to collect tips. The thing I didn't like was them taking out the dollar once you put it in instead of just leaving it in. Place was alright. read more

this place is heaven on earth. there is no where that me and my girls would rather spend a night at then cheetahs. literally the most female friendly strip club, all of the dancers are extremely kind and personal and i have never gotten a bad dance. each time we go it tops the last. everyone else who works there is very bubbly and kind. sage, harlow, angel, scooby, marilyn, everyone is so awesome read more

Okay... A lot of reviews on here are bad and a lot of them speak the truth or at least mostly the truth. I went to this club for my friends bachelor party. As the best man and not familiar with the San Diego strip club scene, it was difficult to plan where to go. It came down to three clubs, this one, Pure Platinum, and Pacers. I recently heard Pacers closed and Cheetahs was further away (we had a limo and wanted to enjoy it). So we decided to go here. First of, huge cover charge which was a negative, but as an out-of-towner, my chage was significantly less so I can't complain. I'm not picky on the girls, most were monet's... Naked on the stage they were hot, but when they were walking around to collect money they were okay... None were ugly though and they all had nice bodies. As the best man, all my money was dedicated to my bachelor having a good night, which he did. I will not go into detail but he had a great experience and he decided on one lady to get the bulk of the money and after getting a description of what he got, I'd say it was worth the cost. But the best thing in my mind was that every lady tried to get me to buy a dance and after explaining my situation that all my money were for the bachelor (and tips for the dancers), they all pretty much left me alone, I wasn't hasseled which a lot of strippers do, that's how they make their money... Anyway, in the end, I saw attractive ladies get naked, I didn't pay much money, the ladies didn't hassel me, and my friend had a memorable party... I can't attest to this place if you're looking for a monthly club to frequent... but if you're out for a good time, spending money is what you're out for, then I can say this is generally a safe bet. It was for us! (I do have to add that me and my fellow groomsmen and the bachelor are really not picky on women, we just love them naked...) read more

A friend told us to check this place out. So we did. ya, um......i prefer strip clubs in Vegas, Baby! First of all, cover was $18 for my bf and me. Can you believe they charge ladies at the door too!! Ok, whatever, we're at a strip club, time to take in the sights. Maybe one or two girls were worth looking at. I'm told all the hot girls go to vegas for the weekend. Which would explain why i have a much better time with the vegas strip clubs. All the seats were disgusting. I know that its pretty standard in Cali that full nudity clubs = no alcohol. Maybe the lack of alcohol is the blame for not really enjoying Cheetahs. read more

Do I need to do a detailed review for this one? I mean we have all been to a umm "bosom" joint at one point in our lives, right? Short and sweet then. Love the service and energy of the place. Remember to walk im with a load of ones and some money to spend if you are trying to enjoy your night. Or if you are good for one dance, try to control yourself haha but typical stage and seating arrangements. Be ready for a good time! read more

Some horrible choices in life, happens when you're having a good time!! By the way the women are so much better here than Deja Vu just saying read more

Cheetahs is the best strip club in san diego. Great service. Best girls. Upscale atmosphere with a chill vibe. Great Lap Dances and VIP area. All the girls are pretty hot and not all blown out like some of the other clubs in S.D. read more

Been here once instead of the Body Shop after visiting some friends/fam. Place is nice looking inside and out. Parking was good/easy to find. Prices for drink and dances were nothing out of the ordinary, cant remember exact prices but never thought it was to much. The only real downside to this club is touching is not "allowed" in the regular dances which I get its a "rule" in most clubs in California. BUT Ive been to a lot of them and no one follows this rule and you can actually do that in the VIP only. BS. Girls were pretty tho. Bottom line much better mileage and fun else were. read more

Great Place! Girls are hot! Staff is great! The food from next store is excellent! Cameron the bartender is hot and of course provides great service as well. read more

Fun place. Girls are hot and they have hookah. I definitely recommend this place. They took care of me and I had hella fun.

Best strip club in San Diego!!! Girls are all gorgeous and management is attentive and kind to customers (:

Was there a couple of weeks ago and one of the first thing I saw was a dude dressed as a woman at the bar, wth? There are some very attractive women working there but a good percentage of them are more attracted to the other girls. Kind of kills the fantasy! read more

I always go to this club and have an amazing time! Sometimes I wish I had more money!! lol. Angie is one of the shmexiest girls I've seen!¡! Worth every penny! read more

Typical vegas strip club scam.... good luck. Went with friends, got nothing but scammed. Ha.

Came here for the first time after stopping by the bullpen with some coworkers about a week or so ago. As soon as we walked in and asked a guy standing in front with two girls we're it still a cover fee before a certain time, seeing that it was in the afternoon. we were patronized and told what did I think it's always a cover there. So I responded you won't know if you don't ask and my party of 5 was refused entry within less than 60secs of entering because of some guys ego. I called to make a complaint and was told that there was nothing that the manager could or would do. So wouldn't recommend cheetahs from my experience, but pacers has a better atmosphere and friendlier staff. read more

I'm new to the San Diego area so I decided to spend an evening experiencing what it has to offer in terms of adult entertainment. I decided to try out Cheetah's, an all-nude/non-alcoholic club because -- let's face it, booze you can get anywhere. First a note: It seems that some of the reviewers below imagine that strip clubs pay no rent, utilities, taxes, or support-staff wages, since they think they should be able to get in and stare at pussy for free. I am not under this delusion, so it didn't surprise me that there was an entrance fee, a membership option, or marked-up ATM and drink costs. Anyway, I had a great experience in the club. Each girl dances on stage for 2 songs (play times are short, probably to a standardized length). Normally the first dance is done mostly clothed and the clothes all come off for the second, but some of the girls start stripping right away. The night I went (a week night), I found the selection of dancers to be very attractive. Most were tall blonds but there were also Latinas, Blacks, Asians and an Italian girl in the mix too. She has danced, you have stared, what do you think? Of course you should tip. If you weren't watching, the show still goes on. And that brings us to the subject of solicitations for lap dances. You're in a marketplace, the service providers are going to advertise. If you're not interested at that moment, just say so politely. No one I declined was rude to me. Oh, but I did say, "Yes" to Mona. Girl has got it goin' ON! Long curly hair like a waterfall and she knows how to shake what her mommy gave her on stage. When we went back to the lap dance room, she made me feel VERY glad to be a straight man. $20 per dance (I hear it's cheaper earlier in the day) was a bargain for that experience so I extended for a second song and tipped her well on top. read more

Okay before I go into this I wanna issue a disclaimer in case anyone figures out who this is. I only visited the strip club on the urging of several close friends of mine in celebration of the 18th birthday of a good friend of ours and to cross it off my bucket list to prevent myself the worry and indecency of having to visit a strip club in my mid to late 80s before I leave this earth forever, so to speak. This visit of mine was not recent, by the way, occurring in late 2020 at one of the many initial heights of the disastrous COVID-19 Pandemic and coinciding, incidentally and entirely unrelated to this review except super distantly because of COVID related lockdowns and the fact that cheetahs fought against CA's restrictions , with the birthday of our current president and then democratic presidential candidate, Joseph Biden (who's low key such a Scorpio lol, incidentally the most represented presidential astrological sign originating from the zodiac thing ). (Important note: I will not make this review political by taking sides this is a Yelp review about a strip club) Disregarding the place's surprising history, the rates are cheapish (I'm not sure what usual rates are) and the establishment seemed well funded in terms of employment slots filled. Although I did not spark the idea of visiting a strip club and never would in a million years, I was in a depressed place in my life having recently broken up with my girlfriend and plagued with feelings of isolation from my friends as a result of life at home during the earliest eras of the pandemic age. Cheetah's gave me a slight reprieve from my loneliness for a brief and almost addicting like moment, before leaving my friends and I blue balled and dangling at the edge at 1 in the morning sitting in a foggy car that provided pretty good protection from the elements (go Toyota!) in a dimly lit parking lot outside an empty subway shop (sorry subway, it's not that you're not busy, I just think u were closed). They also gave us free sodas i think and i got an out of pocket compliment too! But yeah 3/5 stars, I could try to explain why but you'd have to visit and wait a year and a half for a day with nothing to do to truly understand. read more

What an incredible experience I had here. Came with my buddies for a bachelor party and "doll face" made the night one to remember. Hosting a bachelor party is always stressful but going to Cheetahs and meeting Doll Face made the night one for the record books. I implore everyone to visit this establishment and make sure you at least say hi to my girl read more

Best of San Diego has to offer. Nothing like Vegas or NYC. A few perfect 10's mostly 8+. Ask for the 4 for $40. Most fun Sunday afternoon or Saturday night. Most nightclubs in the Gaslamp have more gorgeous girls and more crazy than this place on a Saturday night. Cover is $15. Word to the wise and never try the IceBox. Total waste of $150. Best bet is 4 for $40 or the 5 for $100. Most girls do not get dirty. For real dirty try Expose down the road. Give the club down the street Expose a try. read more

It's ok, but overpriced. The girls here are pretty hot but it's hard to get IT up when I know my money is going way down. I would recommend this place if you just want a little show, but for a more hands-on approach at bargain prices, I would head South, comprende? read more

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Of course with a name like "Cheetahs," you go in expecting hot young temptresses with feisty attitudes and a whole lot of crazy dance moves you could only dream up...but then you get here. What you get is the ass raping of the century via Mr. Doorman (who apparently cares not if you are a hot young woman, or really even if you have a vagina) and who charges $10 just for cover and another $8 for two lousy drinks...I understand why there is a 2 drink minimum at a comedy club, but why here? The drinks are devoid of any alcoholic content so you aren't lubing me up to spend more money, the soda is usually flat and they deter me from wanting to shovel out any more of my money to see marginally attractive (and that is a stretch!!) women who are clearly there solely for the purpose of paying the "light bill" and their "car notes." All that management cares about is gangbanging as much money out of you before you are even able to see any naked women so that when you do actually see them, you have an overbearing urge to "get your money's worth." Even if I gained free entrance into this joint and did not spend a penny while here, I'd still feel like I didn't get my money's worth and would want a refund in full... One stripper actually came up and said "Did you see me naked?" which somehow in her mind constituted an obligation to fork over a dollar bill or two regardless of how crappy a job she did dancing. Don't you think that if we felt the desire to shovel over a dollar for your sluggish dancing that we'd a had one out and ready for you before you came by? And don't you think that you could come up with a slightly more clever way to ask for a tip than just outright demanding it? Or do you really feel that inclined to conjure up so lame a line to get that G.D. dollar that you do your best to ensure that customers are so turned off by you that they wouldn't beg you to dance privately for them?!? One time we were here we actually saw a woman who had to be at least 45 and who had definitely given up the fight against gravity attempting to seduce the men (and women) of the crowd...she definitely gives the term "cougar" a bad name...She was more like a saber-toothed tiger! Another woman we saw had a long face (both literally and figuratively) which made me question, "Why the long face?" I mean, I can't imagine it'd be that depressing to work here...oh wait, it would be!! The least they could do is feign interest! I'd have to say that the ratio of ugly to good looking women is at least 8 to 1...and that is being generous. Legend has it that they actually serve hamburgers here...I can think of many reasons I'd never eat at a strip club, without even having to address the cleanliness of what the kitchen likely would be, as well as what the quality of what said hamburgers could possibly be. And to the dude who finds women fighting for their attention: WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! You are at a strip club, so of course if women think you have cash to burn they will fight for your attention...that scent you give off isn't just cheap Axe body spray, it's called desperation and you reek of it!! You know, that mix of "haven't been laid in ages" and "can't get laid unless I paid," with a hint of "douche bagginess." And by the way, what kind of a "classy" guy would seek women's attention via a low rate strip club where you have to show some green to get girls interested in giving you any attention?!? I'd gladly forfeit the opportunity to determine whether a girl has had corn for lunch in order to get shitfaced at a strip club...and I'd definitely say that when it comes to stripping, less is most definitely more...and by less I mean the less nudity the better. Some things ARE better left to the imagination...There were a few hot girls with good attitudes, but they were definitely few and far between. I personally would rate this place a two, but keep in mind that I am a girl and I assume my standards are higher than a man's...I'd say the average guy would rate this place a three... read more

Definitely the most attractive girls in town. No bar though so if you're looking for alcohol make sure you go to bullpen next door.