Alana is the best thing about this club. she is the smartest, nicest, sexiest girl and I'm so happy…read moreI'm her regular. Her time in VIP and private Icebox is unforgettable. Go in, ask to see Alana and you won't be disappointed. she's worth every cent. I look forward to many more visits with this wonderful girl!

I am surprised that this place is over 4 rated. If this is highest rated club in San Diego - the…read morescene is pretty lame here. I have explored Seattle, Vegas, Portland, New York and San Francisco and this club is probably the most absurd and over ranked. The dancers are dishonest - totally gaslight you. They try to oversell you while not even meeting the basic standard for what was purchased. I don't do clubs often but I was intrigued to see such high rating and therefore went here..if the ratings here is honest and organic - I feel sad for folks who visit - there are better things to do in life and if the ratings are not based - well then I can understand.

I walked in near midnight on a Saturday night and was a bit disappointed as the atmosphere seemed…read moreslow and dull, very similar to De Ja Vu on Midway Drive in San Diego. The difference between this and De Ja Vu was that this place was cleaner, cozier and most importantly there were enough girls for the audience barely enough but still that's a big plus considering there's joints out there that will have 3-5 girls for crowds of 20 guests. The ladies were pretty for the most and in good shape, they were also nice with good attitudes for the most. 20$ lap dances with no touching or 15 minutes in the VIP for 120$ with a bit more action depending on who you get. It seemed a bit dull like not much was going on but some more girls came out as they saw more of an audience. I assume they send more girls out when they see more folks come in which is a plus because like I said there are places that don't do that. If you think this place is like Pacers or Cheetahs which can get fast paced on weekend nights with lots of ladies rotating back and forth with other ladies in the back to give you variety then this place might not be for you. But if you want a more relaxed atmosphere with enough nice ladies to keep you company you can find it here. All in all my experience was okay.

Went in over the weekend with my boyfriend. Misty, Samatha and Vanessa were so much fun and so…read moresweet. We will definitely be back!!

So, my review is not about this club in particular, but all strip clubs in general…read more I've been reading the reviews for many of these clubs, and what the guys who frequent them would do well to remember is that the dancers are WORKING and are there to make money... so if you do not want to pay them for lap dances and tip them well, please do not go in the first place! You want to be treated well, and so do the women. If you treat them well first, you will have a much better experience no matter which club you decide to frequent. Don't walk in there with an entitled attitude expecting them to fawn all over you. So when planning your next visit at any strip club, bring plenty of money, be very generous, keep your hands to yourself, and be a gentleman first and foremost!

In town for biz we stopped at a different establishment and couldn't be more disappointed…read more. Luckily we ran into someone who recommended Pacers and thats where we went Plenty of sweet and pretty gals who were fun to chill with. Management was present but not pushy - just doing their job I dont visit San Diego often but next time Pacers will be our destination

This is the place to go. Friendly staff and people; some good value food options and a great…read morecigar-friendly area. A relaxed and comfortable vibe but plenty of energy up on stage!

Just spent the evening at my local strip club and let me tell you, it was a real 'classy' affair. I…read moremean, who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a lap dance and a $20 bill? The girls were gorgeous, the music was thumping, and the bartender was a genius (I asked for a beer and he gave me... a beer). 10/10 would recommend for a fun night out with the boys, or a solo adventure in 'self-discovery'

Me and my friends are long time patrons of HK!! its the BEST strip club in this part of the world,…read moreand the club is world famous!! Take the HK limo from the border give the driver a tip and youre right in front of HK!! Go inside and its an amazing sight--cute girls everywhere all shapes sizes colors! Most girls are friendly and flirty. And the club has expanded to become one with Chavelas bar and Miami bar, its HUGE and 3 levels, its incredible! The waiters are pushy just be polite say no. If you find a girl sit down buy her a few drinks then go upstairs and do the business!! ;))) Afterwards say thanks give her a hug. The HK managers are cool esp. Albert he will hook you up take care of you. HOWEVER--I have to say this--*********WARNING!! and BEWARE******** of the TJ police they could stop you, harass and threaten you, and steal your money!!! It happened to me recently as I went myself to TJ. After HK I got out of the taxi and while walking towards the US entrance, 2 police stopped me, roughed me up and STOLE my money!!! And I had NO alcohol no drugs!! I was so MAD I wanted to scream!! But I stayed calm and after I walked into the US entrance and told the agents what happened. The next day I emailed a report to the TJ police dept, police dept internal investigations, HK bar, and US Consulate. The Consulate was cool they got back to me with advice. So far NOTHING back from TJ police!! This incident has ruined my TJ experience and we are NOT going again which is sad because we like HK. We will only go again if we can get an escort or security back to the border!!!

Free to enter open 24/7…read more If you are a women you need to be with a man to escort you in, women cannot enter with out a man. My friends and I were rejected at the door and we came back a few months later with a game plan to enter LOL We came on a Friday nite, around 10 pm, the venue was packed There are several different rooms and areas to people watch lol When in TJ this is a must do.... lol We came We SAW on to the next

Greatest place to let all your self go and be who ever you want to be. There is something for every…read moretype

1st timer went on slow night but has potential to be really hot and horny spot for manly…read moreinteractions. Will go on busier night for more options. Want to try sling room to entertain multiple partners! Relatively clean with a friendly, helpful staff for us rookies.

Les Girls A Hauntingly Perfect Experience!…read more Where do I even start with Club Neon Mirage? This place is a fever dream wrapped in glitter and regret, and I mean that in the best way possible! From the moment I walked in, the flickering neon lights and the heavy scent of cheap perfume hit me like a freight train of nostalgia. It reminds me of my childhood--those long, hazy nights sneaking into places I shouldn't have been. The dancers here move like they're possessed by some kind of primal energy, and I couldn't look away, even when I wanted to. My goal was to scam here, I'll be honest. I thought I could charm the dancers, maybe spin a sob story or two to get some extra attention without opening my wallet. But Les Girls turned the tables on me! Those dancers are like sirens with a sixth sense, seeing right through my hustle with those piercing, glitter-dusted stares. Before I knew it, I was the one emptying my pockets, mesmerized by their grace and handing over tips like I was under a spell. They scammed me into loving every second of this gloriously twisted place! The people there seemed to be having a bit too much fun around midnight, then I spent way more than I planned (sorry, rent), but every dollar felt like a tribute to this bizarre temple of excess. If you're looking for a place that feels like it's peeling back the layers of your psyche this is it. I'm already counting down the days until I can go back and lose myself in the Mirage again. Bring your cash, your sins, and maybe a therapist's number--you'll need all three.

The broads r a lot fatter than they use to be,I'm 69,but been coming here since I was 18.somet8mes…read morethey have a few decent dancers on duty

Interesting Adult-Club. Mix of Pros and cons…read more Pros: 1. Street parking is plentiful 20 - 40 cars. 2. Commercial area so minimal to no impact from housing nearby concerned about the Club purpose. 3. Reasonable rates per person in $20 to $30 range.for women and couples. 4. Open Wed. to Sat. See web site for calendar. 5. Clear rules / boundaries written and verbalized by welcoming staff. 6. Staff and security very welcoming and professional. 7. Many rooms / beds and bathrooms. 8. Lockers and locks provided. 9. Bring your own booze. 10. Swimming pool and spa pool. 11. Sheets on bed. 12. Rules say dudes are to be nude / naked and gals can be in lingerie, underwear or some optional clothing nights. 13. Some nights have themes like ladies- and couples-only. 14. Rules say safety and consent are paramount. Cons: 1. Most guys last night had clothes or were fully dressed so rules not being consistently followed and a major downer for my female partner.m from a safety and comfort perspective. 2. Not sure sheets are changed after each use ( bring your own large towels ). 3. Any upgrade previously mentioned does not apply to older buildings and particularly the very old flooring and poor quality mattresses. 4. Need to demolish older ancillary buildings and build two- or three story replacement with tile floors and taller beds and firmer mattresses. Overall we would go back but would love to see facility improvements and rules being applied particularly to shy men who were fully clothed indoors. We were able to share a large couples room and make love and orgasm many times and enjoy watching other couples have noisy and pleasurable sex. End ::

Question: How does this place compare to the old Dennie's Hideaway in Deerfield, Fla., if anyone…read moreever went there.