Most memorable moment: Watching Lebron kick ass in the 2012 NBA finals on the big screens, watching someone get (smirnoff) iced - on his knees and everything, and then debating for the rest of the night whether or not Church Key is actually a renovated church. Thanks to Blair P., I now have my answer. Second most memorable moment: Receiving a text from my friend saying that she got drunk and "fell out of church key." ?!?!?!?! Just kidding, she actually fell outSIDE of Church Key. The atmosphere is super laid-back and casual. The few times that I have seen Church Key get even slightly close to rowdy was once before UW let out for the summer, and then once during the NBA finals. The music is good (top40). The crowd is great (caught our neighbors doing the dougie). The booze flows freely. There isn't much more that I look for in a late-night establishment. Also, you really can't beat the $2 pitchers of beer on a Thursday night. Even a non-beer drinker like me can appreciate that! read more

If I can't give the Key a 5 star rating, I don't know what I would. As a disclaimer, I worked there for 2 years and left on unsavory terms with the owner. The fact that she (wears the pants) and her husband are doing back-to-back prison sentences bumps it from a 4 to a 5. Now, any bar in madison on friday or saturday is bound to be butts-to-nuts busy, so don't take away stars for it being packed, that's just dumb. Drinks=strong. I'd be hardpressed to tell you the prices, but I'm guessing they're average. Stick to specials and you'll do all right. In response to another reviewer... most male bartenders come off as tools, it's in the job description, and the Key's aren't on the same level as those at Brothers, Mad Ave or even (maybe even especially) the Nitty. Food=Exceptionally good bar food+a ton of it+cheap. A burger special is $5 and it's uncomfortable to finish all of it. I recommend trying. If you're ambling towards Camp Randall or the Kohl Center, stop in for a quick round or two of shots. It's easy enough to get to the bar in a timely manner and it's right on the way for a lot of you. read more

Two weeks ago I was here and had the worst food I've ever had at a bar. It was so burnt I couldn't even taste the chicken on my chicken wings and my waffle fries were burnt chips. Now I'm here, looking forward to friend pickles (literally came here only for fried pickles) and they don't have them. Instead? Mini corn dogs. The mini corn dogs? We bit into them, and FROZEN. Not even kidding. I don't care if we're drunk or sober, I want my food cooked appropriately. This is ridiculous. I like food too much for this shit. One star for having heat on a cold winter Wisconsin day and an outlet for Kate to charge her phone. THEN.. The we took the corn dogs back to the bar to get cooked, and when we got them a second time, they were burnt. Molly almost broke her tooth. So with that said, don't get food here, even if it's free. And the bartenders should take some cooking classes. read more

As being tourists in the city of Madison, we turned to Yelp to find a bar that fit our needs in terms of ambiance, price, and location. We found Church Key and decided to head here after our dinner. We got there early (I'm referring to college-student time "early"), so we sat at the bar and ordered one of their specials, the long island. Made very well! The bartender had a great personality and engaged us in conversation, where he found out that we were tourists looking for a good time and that we were engaged to be married! From this, he made a specialty "creamsicle" shots. They were freaking delicious! We were impressed that they had Spotted Cow on tap, which is one our favorites that we generally can't get in Illinois (or have to try really hard to obtain). When it gets later in the night, the college kids tend to come around more, which is totally understandable. Fun crowd, great atmosphere, and amazing special prices! I would love to have this bar in my hometown, but unfortunately I don't live in Wisconsin :( read more

The genius who built this place was apparently under the impression that 4-5 feet of clearance between the bar and the tables is more than enough to house the crowds in a downtown bar on a college campus. The Church Key's crowds resemble a Mumbai street market (except with frat boys instead of Indians) on any weekend night, and even on most Thursdays. While I've never actually had a terrible experience here, I've never had a memorable one either. There really isn't anything that makes the Church Key stand out from any other campus bar, in terms of selection, prices, staff, features, decoration, or anything else a good bar excels at. Drinks are pretty overpriced. Given its extreme average-ness, The Church Key doesn't really offer any specials that would ever make me want to go out of my way to get a drink here any night of the week. read more

I really like Church Key. I think it's a really a fun, typical college bar. It's nice that the Key has two levels. They also have pretty good drink specials and play decent music. They have free darts on Wednesday which is sweet. Church Key is trusty go to bar on any night. read more

A five dollar cover at the door? I sure hope this church loses its 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status. Three stars. read more

Disclaimer: I'm chummy with one of the staff persona's here as we both bar tended at another establishment together. Review: The other staff personnel have given me and my fellow Bar Tender brethren nothing but love. We come here on certain nights to toss one or two back, shoot the sh*t about our shifts and laugh about something hilarious that happened that night or what not. I don't like it here when it's balls-2-the-wall college kids screamin' "WHOO - HOO!" every 15 minutes; maybe it's just me in my old age. (Anyone older than 25 is old to the college crowd around here you know...) There are times when there are an older crowd in for games, Basketball/Hockey, etc. and it's busy yet has a sense of common sense in it's aire. Come here. Enjoy. If it's crowded on a night you choose to go - give it another try on another night. Seriously. Great Beer & Beverage specials daily. Great looking staff. And the cheese curds is where the Hottness is. Fantastic! read more

Most relaxed bar environment on campus. If you're looking for a college bar a little quieter than KK or Wando's then this is the place! Cheap drinks during happy hour from 5-7 and nightly specials. We were here on a Wednesday night and had the $5 domestic pitchers and 50¢ wings. Cool place. Will be back. read more

This place gives a whole new meaning to 'going to Church!' We ended our Saturday night wandering here and I was surprised to see how dead it was close to 2am. It looked like it should be a fun spot with seating both near the bar and up in the balcony. Music was Top40 and upbeat. Maybe Madison took the night off? The jury is out on how I feel about this place. read more

Nothing too special or outstanding about Church Key. Their bottled woodchuck ales were fresh, but otherwise, it was easily forgettable. I object to going to a bar with the word "Church" in it. It seems like the ultimate paradox. We went on a Saturday night and although there were a few people there, it wasn't like, hopping or anything. FYI: I just learned that a Church Key is another name for a bottle opener. Now I feel simply retarded. But I am holding steady with my review that this place is just average. read more

A year ago I would have given it five stars. But since then it has doubled in size and I get the feeling it is trying to be something more than a dive. I used to find it comforting to overlook shelves of food while drinking. Now I look over a room full of drunks, which is less comforting. But, it is still a place with good drink specials and some of the stronger drinks in town. The woodwork is nice too. read more

Churchkey Bar and Grill - This is the old churchkey - Bars Near Me - Madison, Wisconsin

Out of all the bars in Madison this one is the least safe of all. Even the bouncers are overbearing and very handy with women. The bar has a crap selection and is super overpriced. Overall this place is terrible. I wish I could give it -5 stars. read more

Went in on a Thursday night. Staff was friendly. Drinks were cheap. They have a $5 minimum charge on a card, but it's a rule that's loosely enforced. read more

The staff is exceptionally helpful and friendly here. Your typical Madison downtown bar. I used to think it was actually a church...but you cannot get your sins forgiven here. I prefer the upstairs bar and lounging areas. Great place to people watch. Free popcorn. read more

After asking for a glass of tap water, the bar back proceeded to call the cops, threatening to forcibly remove me from the bar. I stayed outside the premises, at which time the police informed me that I was indeed correct but would need to solicit the advice of a lawyer as they were 'very busy with the hot weather' read more

I've been here a few times and it's never of my own choosing. That said -- I've never really liked or disliked Church Key's, it's just not one of those places I usually WANT to goto. There is nothing wrong about it -- it's just not super exciting. It usually results in no where to sit and the bar layout is a little awkward. It's a good place to try though if you think the other bars might be too busy. read more

Came here on a Wednesday with my friend. It was surprisingly busy. Morgan, our bartender was great. She entertained us the entire night and gave us some great places to visit around Madison. I plan on being back soon. So fun. read more

I'm split about this place. I have had several good experiences, just good. They weren't anything special to this bar. However, I also had one VERY rude experience. It was a weekend night and I was there with a bunch of fellow students. The bar was empty except for us and we were just enjoying each other's company and playing Big Buck Hunter. Nothing crazy, by any means. Around 1, we had just gotten another round when a man came out from the back and started ordering us to leave. We explained that we had just started a new game and had just been sold new drinks. We asked if we could finish the game and the drinks since we were not given any warning that the bar was about to close (no last call was announced or anything). We were loudly told no and that the longer we were there, the longer he was there so we had to get out. We weren't rowdy and would have left if asked politely or given 5 minutes warning. Yelling at us and ordering us out was completely unnecessary. On the other hand, the food is OK and I have had good experiences there during the day. I had liked this bar up until this incident. Now I avoid it. I can only stomach giving 2 stars because of how disrespectful and rude they were to us. read more

Bad services overall. Watched the bouncer kick a guy out after he was the victim of verbal and physical abuse from a group of guys. Bouncer didn't care that he was the victim and had not initiated the confrontation. Drinks were also below average read more

I was in love with the old Church Key. Up until this past weekend, I had entered the new establishment once, did not like it, and exited planning to never return. However, I was persuaded to try it again and I can safely say it's not that bad. It's definitely not an intimate dive anymore, but at least it isn't quite Brothers. read more

Fun place! Cheeeeeeaaaaaaaaappppp drinks and you get your moneys worth. Can be hard to get a drink sometimes but let's be honest where do you get a drink fast on a game day or busy night?.... it's super cool you can live club life or just home bar life all in the same setting depending what floor you on. Music is wide open for options which is always a plus. read more

Had an awful experience. They have false advertisements on big banners in their bar. Their waitress CHELSEA said i paid a $10 bill when i only had $20 bills and then when i told her about the mistake she insisted i was wrong and was extremely rude. She could not have been less helpful and less accomdating in any way to any of the false advertisements or money mishaps. read more

While the cheese curds were rather delightful the rest of the meal was one of the worst I have seen. Do not order the chicken strips unless you enjoy eating the beaks and feet processed chicken. No real chicken in the chicken strip what so ever. Heaven forbid they offer one free refill on a soda. I asked for a refill on a soda I had not even finished yet and was charged for full price for another one. The waffle fries were over done and coat your mouth with a rather unpleasant flavor. I will never go back, and I guess it does take some bad food once in awhile to appreciate the places that serve good food. read more

hands down the best bar on campus, best deals, best staff, best music and overall atmosphere definitely recommend it!!

The best bar in Madison.. Hands down. I love this bar!!! Peter is out of this world in terms of bartenders.... Ask for him!!!!

Like that they have a lot of dart boards. Also the Cheese Curds here are fantastic!