Had over $5000 worth of collectible items stolen from me. I was told an investigation would begin…read moreas this made the offense a felony. I was told a detective would be assigned to the case. It is now over half a year later and no movement on the case has been made. No detective ever assigned. So much for law enforcemen.

I was pulled over for speeding. However, my problem is the officer claimed I was drinking and…read moresmoking weed in which he used to to justify a field sobriety test just by looking at my eyes. No smell of alcohol or weed , no slurring of speech, and did not struggle through any of the field sobriety test. The conduct of the officer just making these wild accusations is troublesome given he obviously feels he has no limit to his authority. There is no rule of law for New Braunfels Police.

You're cruising through Alamo Heights on a blustery, wintry evening in November. You've just…read moretreated yourself to a six-course dégustation at an eatery worthy of at least two Michelin stars. The Euro Disco trash masterpiece "Satan in Love" (La Bellini, 1979*) is your soundtrack. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, emergency vehicle lights appear in your rear-view mirror. "Egads!," you cry. "What did I do?! Was I doing 31 in a 30?! Did I unknowingly run a stop sign? Did a cop spot the red and green putrefying liquids oozing out of my trunk?!" I'm sure you can relate. On the evening of November 29th, 2018, The Mysterious Ryan M. was pulled over for the first time in his life. The AHPD officer couldn't have been nicer. He assured me that I had broken no laws but that one of my brake lights was out. After running my driver's license through SCMODS ("State, County, Municipal Offender Data System" -- thank you, Elwood), he confirmed that I was an upstanding citizen and let me off with a warning. I thanked him for alerting me to the problem (a dangerous one at that), because I wouldn't have known otherwise. He could have issued me a $200 citation, but his MO was to help, not to harass. The Alamo Heights Police Department gets a bad rap. Instead of making baseless claims about their character or labeling them the "worst police force in America," (shame on you, Julie R.) how about simply obeying the traffic laws? If a cop pulls you over for speeding, take personal responsibility for the infraction and thank the officer for doing his or her part to keep Alamo Heights safe. Then resume listening to "Satan in Love." * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ysPir3wqgw

Honestly, now. How many times have you cursed the 30-mile-per-hour speed limit in Alamo Heights -…read moreor worse, the Alamo Heights Police Department, as an officer ticketed you for exceeding that ridiculously sluggish speed? Well, today I had a very positive interaction with those maligned keepers-of-the-peace-and-speed-limit, and subsequently just HAD to Yelp about it! This morning, my vehicle stalled while I was on my way to a haircut appointment. A suddenly disabled car is upsetting enough; but add to that, a very busy time - about 8:30 a.m. - at a very busy intersection (Austin Highway at Broadway), and you have an adrenaline rush of the worse kind. I had my hazard lights blinking, and people were swerving around me - probably saying nasty things under their breath - as I tried to call for emergency towing. Lo, out of the blue came uno, dos, tres Alamo Heights Police officers: one blocked traffic while the others pushed - and I steered - the car across traffic, safely into a parking lot! In addition, the officers checked up on me from time-to-time until the tow truck showed up, nearly an hour later! Now, it has occurred to me that they might have wanted to keep tabs on ME, to make sure I didn't just abandon my vehicle - or cause other mischief while I was awaiting transport (never can be too careful with fat middle-aged women, right?). I'm going to assume the very best, though, and suppose that these dedicated public servants are also Good Samaritans, who were concerned about a citizen's welfare. So, a heart-felt "THANK YOU" to the city of Alamo Heights, the Alamo Heights Police Department, and - most especially - my three rescuers. And I promise to grumble less, from this point forward, when I have to observe the Alamo Heights speed limit.

The Live Oak Police Department is an outstanding, professional law enforcement organization. This…read moredepartment and the local government are the primary reason my family chose to buy here 40+ years ago.

Holy bacon-laced shitsnacks, Live Oak PD, could you possibly put any MORE bright-as-the-eff'n-sun…read moreflashy lights on your Suburbans?! Really, I think you could. ..I noticed a bare square inch or three before blindness set in completely.

I called dispatch to talk to someone about a family situation involving a mental health issue…read more Officer Leathers called me back in 10 minutes. He spoke with me at length and gave me good information, and was sympathetic too.

How do you review a police department? I was just driving past... it was not a Do Not Pass Go. Do…read moreNot Collect $200 sort of thing. I'm grateful for the women and men who serve and protect.

My wife was in town on vaction and her rental car was burglarized. Over $1000 dollars worth of…read morestuff was taken (including serialized numbered items) and a vehicle window smashed. PD told her they were not going to dispatch an officer and to file her report online through an AI driven website. When the online system was having glitches she was told it would be 14 days before they would get back to her so she wouldn't be able to file the police report till then. I dont know the laws in Texas but I would believe they would be similar to our state, where the burglary to a vehicle plus the theft valued over $1000 dollars plus the damages to the vehicle would equal 1 misdomeaner and 2 felonies. I too work in law enforcement and this would not fly at my agency, especially involving felonies.

Not sure if it was Bee Cave or Travis, but they're both outstanding. One officer in particular said…read moresomething to me that I will.always remember and think about when life is challenging. I did t understand it at the time! But it's now my go to.

So I have to agree with the people here. We got stopped in a parking lot for stopping over the stop…read moresign line by a foot. No joke and a month or so later I see this car in the middle of the intersection and the cop did nothing. See the picture I posted. You think the cop stopped that nice car? Nope. Stop profiling and targeting people that don't live and only work in beecave.

I don't understand, how this corrupt police department can get a five-star rating when in April I…read morewas hit by a car, and the other driver attempted to run a way, I called 911 on my witness phone, and I was told it was my fault, I was not interview nor was my witness interviewed, I have constantly called, visited, mailed, and they will not give me my witness phone number I made the call from, they are hiding and protecting their crooked officer

I had the opportunity to ride along with both Corporal Ramos and officer Henderson as a civilian…read moreobserver. Both were excellent peace officers! Both officers showed me the ropes and kept me informed. Officer Henderson particularly narrated the entire course of action during the night and kept well informed and apprised. They both really enjoy serving "The City of Windcrest!"

Showed up to a wedding and expected money from the brides mother. would not provide a receipt and…read moregot aggressive when asked for one. Would not "hire".

BEST DEPUTIES IN THE WORLD! Thanks to HCSO and surrounding agencies who gave countless hours to the…read morerescue, restoration, and protection of all who were affected by the recent floods. You are dedicated to your community and it shows in all you do. From the bottom of our hearts, we love you and appreciate you!!!!

Kinda surprised no one has written a review of them yet. So here goes. For 9 years we lived in our…read moreresidential area and for the 1st time we get a ticket right out on our cul de sac for a parking violation. That was a oh em gee moment. Since it's super rare to spot a police car in our residential area, it felt like I bore witness to the discovery of the yeti. But we were doing bad for 9 years so it was time someone caught us. I learned something new that day. Don't ever park your car facing against traffic direction. When you think you can use their help, they are mysteriously not around. Like when people are doing 60 on Guilbeau and starts tail gating you. The speed limits read 40 -35 going up that hill people, please don't pressure me from behind to break the law. I will slam my breaks just to get you off my back. One time a lady hit us on 410 in bumper to bumper traffic in the afternoon. Not only did she just hit us in our new car, she started pushing me out of my lane. Please check your blind spot if your gonna change lanes in bumper to bumper traffic on a highway. Especially if you didn't get off a signal before hand. Lady keeps driving, I keep following her until she stops in a residential area I've never been in. We talk then wait for police to show up. After the officer is on site, she starts addressing me as the crazy guy at the police officer. I have no idea in detail what she was saying about me but all I heard was "He's Crazy! He's crazy!" I'm a nerdy looking slightly overweight Asian guy with glasses. How crazy did I look? The police officer assesses the situation by taking a look for himself. Then proceeds to address in the most calm business fashion that her tires had fresh markings that indicated a fairly recent close encounter. He also explained to both of us that if it was her tire that she hit us with, she wouldn't have felt any impact. Way to put it into prospective SA police officer. If you guys didn't slam me with the traffic violation stated above, you guys would have earned 4 stars.

It's like this, I applied the first time around 7/24 and my app took too long. Specifically I had a…read morespeeding ticket I had to rectify, so that made sense. I also already had issues with this app because 1) I didn't fill the app out right. 2) the chick SAPD had as a detective on my app is an ego driven moron, Jessica alvoet. We discussed my app ad nauseam and she acknowledged many others submit lackluster apps so I'd need to correct mine. Clearly that's too much for her ego to handle bc she seemed like she had a rod shoved up hers during those interactions correcting the app. I submitted the second app 8/25/25 and interviewed with her in November. While I'm able to set aside animosity towards ppl, views and the like during a professional encounter, she is wholly incapable of separating her feelings from these matters and proved SAPD has no good reason to keep her as a det. We sat down and discussed my apps for 3 hours. If you can't fully scrutinize 2 apps in 3 hrs, ur awful at ur job and should be reassigned elsewhere. Part of the reason she took 3 hrs was bc she beat a dead horse asking why I lied about certain things, which is where another breakdown occurred. I didn't lie. She evidently can't comprehend there can be multiple reasons for a given action. To my best recollection, she claimed I was guilty of misrepresenting my arrest record and therefore not taking responsibility for my misdeeds. I asked how I'm responsible for being arrested when I did nothing wrong. I asked how I'm culpable when the arrests were constantly bogus. An example, I was arrested for violating probation in TN. When I went to court, I took the evidence that I fully complied with the court order, and the charges were dropped. Her conclusion was I refuse to take responsibility. How am I responsible when the probation idiot in TN proved he's a moron. Maybe these 2 morons are related, I guess. Ultimately I planned for the interview not to take more than 3 hours and had to return my car so my friend could go to work, otherwise he'd be fired. So I told Jess that and she threw a hiss fit and actually tried debating me on the issue. I didn't realize keeping ur word was such a problem for SAPD. Had I known that having integrity was an issue with them, I probably wouldn't have applied. She threatened to close my app and my point to her was I had a commitment to honor and even reminded her that we had been going at it more than 3 hours! If that's a problem for u, maybe ur the issue, not me. I left and after a couple months of silence, I got the notice that they've permanently barred me from SAPD for lying on my app. Now, the military has opened its arms for me. Imagine that, the feds are happy to take me but a lowly city PD says I lie too much! Far as I can tell the jokes write themselves! Clearly Jess shouldn't be a pig w SAPD. She is why ppl disparage pigs constantly.