I just returned to my hotel room after an amazing night a the Eden Cabaret. Eden probably is my favorite place in the world. When I first learned that Eden is the only all-nude club in Tucson, I was a little worried that it would be unseemly, but it is anything but. This was my second visit, and both have exceeded my expectations. I don't get a chance to visit clubs like this often, but when I travel to Tucson without my wife or family, it gives me a chance to visit. I can honestly say that I will return every chance I get.
The club itself is on the smaller side, but that makes it all the more intimate, with no seat being very far from the single stage. The staff there is always friendly and helpful, checked me in quickly, and made the rounds every 30 minutes or so to see if we needed anything (like singles). The bathroom is neat and clean, and looks recently remodeled. There is a modest cover charge, and a one-drink (non-alcoholic, only) minimum, but these are much less expensive than those in larger cities.
I arrived around 9pm on a Monday, and there were two other groups of patrons there. There was a group of four guys, one of whom brought his girlfriend, which I think was a mistake, because she clearly seemed uncomfortable. But these guys seemed to be having a good time and were tipping well. It was also Monday night, which apparently is college night, so a group of four guys, who seemed to be of college age were there, but only tipping sporadically. Later, a group of four older guys showed up, and seemed a lot more interested in talking to each other than tipping the nude women dancing for their pleasure just a few feet away. Most of the ladies figured this out quickly, so this just meant more for us at the other side of the stage. Dudes, if you're not going to tip, then DO NOT SIT AT THE STAGE. The ladies ain't getting paid enough for that.
And then there's the ladies... Oh my goodness. The thing that makes Eden better than any other club I've visited is that there is a diversity of ladies. It is Arizona, so that is not to be construed as racial or ethnic diversity; the vast majority of dancers were white both times I visited, with a few Latinas. I would love to seem more Black and Asian women, but, again, Arizona. The diversity of ladies were in their body-types, personalities, dancing styles, etc. They ranged from thin (but not emaciated), to athletic, to full-figured, the latter of which happens to be my preference, and a body type that is not often represented at nude clubs. There were shorter ladies and some nearing six-feet-tall. It is an all-nude club, so the ladies dance to two songs each, the first usually results in the removal of their tops, and there was a diversity of breasts from cute and perky to pleasantly ample. During the second, the dancers typically remove their underpants. At this point, the ladies perform very sensual moves that allow those at the stage an excellent view of all of their anatomy. Every dancer was different, every one brought their own unique beauty and talent on stage.
There were about eight or so ladies dancing this evening. The woman dancing as I entered was one of the cutest I've ever seen, a shorter blonde with black fishnets and a little orange bikini. I think she might have been the best stage performer, and had an outgoing personality that was extremely attractive. She interacted effortlessly with the patrons surrounding the stage, giving good tippers very arousing closeup views. She asked several times tonight if I wanted a private dance, and oh, yes, I certainly did, because she easily would have been my choice for a private dance, until I saw Vanessa.
If I were to imagine an ideal female body, ... well, I don't have to imagine anymore. She was extremely curvaceous, and quintessentially sexy. Long, dark hair framed her face with deep, gorgeous brown eyes. She had several tattoos, which I believe recounted moments a life of far more experience than mine, her zodiac sign (which I later learned is Leo), remembrances of events, some perhaps happy and others lamentable.
She was by far the best pole-dancer of them all, climbing high, twirling as she descended, giving us a full view of all of her beauty. I watched her dance three times before we were able to do a private dance in the designated room.
I won't mention any details of our private dance, as those are private for a reason, but I relished every moment of it, enthralled by her beauty and sensual energy, and enraptured in the spell she had over me. Needless to say, I had to go for two, and will remember my short time in her presence for years to come.
I had been looking forward to my trip to Tucson for a long time - months - hoping it would allow for me a visit to Eden. Vanessa , and every moment of tonight, was everything I could have hoped to find there. read more
