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    Falco's Tavern

    3.0 (3 reviews)

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    Huie's Gray Fox Inn - Excellent bar to unwind ...

    Huie's Gray Fox Inn

    3.0(3 reviews)
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    Kinda rude, I wasn't a local so everyone was giving me that, "you ain't from around here look" …read more They told me the kitchen was closed. Kind of over it. And no one said bye when I paid and left..... oh well

    Ohhhh Huie's, how I pine for thee. Your stale and boozy ambiance haunt my dreams…read more I am an alcoholic that currently is not drinking. However, when I WAS drinking, this was where I would go when I was looking to erase the entire hard drive. You roll up into a gravel parking lot in the middle of the woods and gaze up at an old house that surely can't be a bar!? Ah, but it is. When you walk in there are usually 3 or 4 disgruntled looking locals that all stare up at you as if you were a wild ground hog that got in. The bar is adorned with old beer signs and ceramic beer mugs crafted to look like a huge pair of tits. The bartender is a portly old man with a PA Dutch accent. If the angels smile down upon you, the owner's cat might come strutting along the bar top as you order and allow you to pet him. The curtains and paneling are the stuff of a white trash wonderland. When I used to go here I would get $3 grey gooses. Where the fuck else in the universe can you get $3 grey goose? The prices here are retardedly cheap. I would drink the goosies until I was shit hammered and then make out with some crusty forest dweller when I went out to blaze a cig; or I would have to call for someone to come get me because I couldn't even walk through the parking lot without weeble-wobbling like the god damn walking dead. This place is a local gem. If you like dive bars--weird dive bars with PA Dutch flavor, check it out. If you are an alcoholic that prefers to drink in an almost private place, this is it, boy--like your Pop Pop's basement on steroids with better company,

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