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    Funky Monkey Kitchen + Bar

    5.0 (1 review)
    Closed 11:00 am - 9:00 pm

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    Pampa Brazillian Streakhouse

    Pampa Brazillian Streakhouse

    1.8(5 reviews)
    19.8 km

    I highly do NOT recommend. Food is great, however after 2 hours of patiently waiting between tiny…read moreportions and not receiving half of what we asked for, we eventually left still hungry. Through our dining experience, we got the impression that after tasting the 10 meats and getting our sides, that we should be done and to leave. Our waitress seemed surprised when we kept wanting to make orders. It was not too busy either. We dined for two, and even asked for double our portions, with our waitress saying "no problem!". What we received after asking for double, was less than 1/3rd of the portions every time after with 20 minutes wait each time. This photo is an example of what came when we asked for the Rib Eye, Rump Steak, Pork, and bacon filet migon. We only got one pork, and one rump steak. And this happened pretty much every time we made a request for more food. I was blown away. We asked 3 times for more garlic bread and such too, and never received any. This was extremely disappointing, and given that you pay a minimum of $50 each on weekends, this is a LAUGH. We even had planned on desert and to get the digesto shots, but after getting incredibly annoyed after 2 hours, we decided to give up and leave. We could have gotten completely full from normal portions at any other restaurant, and not have had to wait 2 hours. After making our 3rd or 4th order, our patience left and we gave up trying to ask for anything because we were not going to get half of it anyway. I couldnt help but wonder if they were laughing at us from behind the scenes. I am so sad to say that I do not recommend dining here.

    We have been watching this being built for a while so were eager to try it when it opened…read more We walked in and were met with a very serious looking grumpy man who immediately asked for our phone number with no explanation. ....no warm welcome there. We were shown to our table which was one of only a few tables for two. Pampas is just a big open space so it is VERY loud. The lighting is terrible, a candle on the table would be better. When we go out we like to have good wine and conversation. Not possible in this place. The menu is weird. A choice of 11 meats ( $85) or 3 meats ($45) and a salad bar. We didn't want that much meat so we opted for the salad bar. There were lots of nice flavors, a couple of bread options then some awful hot options that resembled prison food ..... not edible and the mashed potatoes were water mush. All this for $36 each! Couldn't wait to get out of there. Horrible place.....we won't be back.

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    Browns Socialhouse Clearview

    Browns Socialhouse Clearview

    3.7(46 reviews)
    19.5 km
    $$

    This is definitely a spot we've enjoyed visiting a couple times. A nice location and plenty of…read moreseating. We really quite like the covered patio, as it's basically like sitting inside but so nicely decorated. Parking is around and about in this area if you don't find something right out front, but not too bad of a walk. Our friend always orders the #28 dragon bowl and every time only has good things to say about it. It does have amazing color and looks delightful. This time we tried the Chefs corner items which we were all very happy about. The French Dip was a huge portion, very filling. And nice sides choices like salad, fries, or even poutine. The bread was crispy and tender! We also go the chefs corner Crispy Chicken Ramen. Beautiful! The chicken had a little spice on it but if you aren't into spice they could omit that. Broth was nice and not too spicy even for the little kids. Speaking of kids, nice big bathrooms and a change table! Plus high chairs available too. The server was super great when our son wanted to order a burger and fries even though it 'isn't on their menu' still put a kids one together and even cut it and plated it for my two boys. It was quite big so glad they shared it!

    Our server Meagan was great, checked in with us many times. We sat in the main dining and bar area…read morebut the sunroom looks like a really nice place to dine in. Food was excellent, had the Crispy Yam and Avocado roll as a starter and Baja Fish Tacos - both were a 10/10! The Long Island Social was excellent as well!

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