zero stars, if yelp had *'zero stars'* as a "rating" option! ******* there seriously are way way too too many horrendous experiences to share them all on here. (plus, i refuse to go back to those dark places tucked away safely in my memory vault) ******* okay, sooo, hmmmmm... i don't know ...let's seeee, where in thee f%ck should i begin * * * * * * * * * * ******* extremely 'poorly run' company. aggravatingly terrible customer service -&- unbelievably horrible customer relations in general as a whole! if you have the ability to choose any other method of traveling, choose one of those options before the last resort choice of gambling with going with greyhound. for me, now, at this point after too many off-the-charts levels of frustrating and aggravating negative experiences since first utilizing greyhound over the past 15-20 years-- i will never ever gamble [any more of my traveling!] on riding with greyhound for any trips i go on ~~!~ unless ~!~~ it is an absolute emergency as a last mnute choice. with no other potential available options. if you are considering "whether -or- not" to "choose greyhound" as your personal 'travel option' -&- especially 'if' this would be your **first time** traveling with greyhound, well then (just save yourself the migraine and costly hospital emergency room bills from suffering a spontaneous aneurism) and just trust me when i say here right now-- just save yourself the strain and intense heartache -- just "dont" turn thee other way! go with playing it smart! by simply choosing any other alternative 'travel service' option... just say no! just dont do it!! with zero level of any sort of "exaggeration" - - - greyhound bus company is the most sorry~*ss ~'horrifyingly-hellish'~ ~'ridiculous~'joke'~of~a~sh*tty~ "corporate company" i very literally can say that i personally have ever dealt with... ever! please, if after reading this review you still have any doubts about whether you should choose to go with greyhound::: ask any other random previous unsuspecting fellow victim who has ever used "greyhound -to- travel" ...and i bet $100.00 (!!! every time !!!) that their review/opinion of greyhound will no doubt mirror mine with what i'm explaining and warning you about in this review. best of luck because you will defintely need lots of luck 'if' you end up choosing greyhound, even after reading my personalized warnings provided here. this message is indeed intended as a warning/advisory to anyone considering the bad unfavorable gamble against yourbown sanity, safety, and satisfaction! or, instead: you can simply just save yourself (as well as your family members who may happen to be traveling with you) the trouble and go amtrak, ...or *any* '''other''' travel method, over choosing to travel with this total embarrassment of a "travel 'service' company option" ..."this all i am sharing with you" i feel comfortable in saying: i can % ***guarantee*** to you... avoiding spending your hard-earned ca$h to purchase greyhound tickets will *always* end up being... *your* personal 'best bet!' .........trust me on this! _____________________________________________ "just say no" to greyhound!!! (yupp, just like that infamous 1980's-era public service announcment warning of the dangers of 'gambling~on' using crack-cocaine. just say "no!" ... just dont do "greyhound!" every single sentence you are reading is based off my own (at least!) **2~dozen** "experiences "trying" greyhound::: and it is farrr worse than what 'smoking crack' will do to ruining the "life" of your "vacation." ******* i am sincerely wishing you the best possible travel plans! cheers!! ... "" ... --simply just a random guy providing a brutal yet completely honest review from a dude who has 'unfortunately' a long-time [dozens~ of ~years!] experience betting on greyhound-- just another sad, fed-up, ""greyhound* victim *"" ..a.k.a.. [greyhound "traveler"] ‍ ‼ [s.m.d.h.] ‼ **--phoenix c., alaska usa--** _________________________________________ :::and please remember::: " just, say no! " .............for your own sanity!!............. ***************you're welcome*************** read more