For all those out there who say "Huzzah!", honestly, Barbie and I just think of Hustler every time you say it. So, settle down.
San Antonio's quiet while Houston is a BUSTLER
Where our cats live including outdoorsy BUSTER
And if you see us there, feel free to make a FUSS-LER
And rustle up a selfie with us if you're a RUSTLER
The reason that we love this store is that it's just so US-LER
It feels like home just like being at the Y with GUS THERE
The manager's paranoid, "Beautiful Mind" much? Is RUSS THERE?
She sometimes needs to let us do our thing and just SHUSH-LER
I'm just glad that we drove here, and didn't take the BUS THERE
And that Barbie didn't fall in her heels, get a cut, with some PUS THERE
And we bought some more heels for her here, that's a PLUS-LER
And they don't give a f*** if you f*** in back (oops, I CUSSED THERE)
So in conclusion, summarizing, hereby, THUS, ER...
Come and get some sexy stuff from San Antonio's HUSTLER!
WHAT!
Of all the sex shops I've ever been to, this Hustler is one of my favourites.
The walls are adorned with life-size (and way bigger) images of beautiful women, makes them seem Amazonian (which is hot). The shoe collection is spectacular, and although the vast majority are horrifically overpriced, there is a sale section which sometimes - occasionally - can match the deals that you can get online, which is why we actually bought some of Barbie's sexiest shoes from here. If you can get shoes for the same price in an actual store, and have the benefit of seeing them up close, feeling them, and trying them on, isn't it way better than hoping that they show up as described and hoping they fit and feel okay!? I mean these things aren't cheap.
The mannequins in the window are often dressed (or undressed) (or at least underdressed) in some of the absolute sexiest outfits I've ever seen. Someone working here has impeccable taste. Speaking of impeccable, you can also see my pecs in the pix.
Hustler as a brand is definitely one of the best brands of sexy clothing. Yes they're expensive but if you can find some good deals on stuff and you will really like what you get. Barbie has some really sexy stuff from them and they also sell Pleaser shoes, some of which are on discounted sale which is great cuz you can try them on first, which you can't do when you buy online, honestly their sale prices are sometimes roughly around about what the prices are online anyway. Anytime there is a Hustler store in town the sexy doll porn star and I have to go there and you can see why I from the pictures.
The older lady working here is super friendly and involved, a little anal-retentive with the rules, should chill a bit more, but overall good. The other employees have been excellent as well, and extremely friendly. We now come to this store every time we're in SA. Not South Africa, but if there was one there, we'd go there too. Houston needs one of these - for sure!
Second trip -
Just as the first time we came here, we absolutely love this Hustler store which is the first one I've been to in a long time, and the first Barbie ever went to. They have tons of very sexy things and some of the prices aren't as horrible as they are at some other sex shops - so I'm a big fan and will definitely be back - probably every time we come to San Antonio.
They sometimes have their very sexy heels on sale as well, although they didn't have any of the ones we wanted - the last time we got the nice sparkly red heels that you see in some of the pictures from this exact store.
Also a lot of sex shops are CD or smelly or dirty or dimly lit. This one is bright and clean and smells perfect and the walls are covered in pictures of spectacular girls doing naughty things as you can see from some of my pictures. Sort of like the best sex shop you ever dreamed of.
The girl in the pix says - "I prefer Hustler to that other magazine, Rentboy or whatever it is. Also, Hustler makes some really cute clothes and outfits. I love their fishnet dresses. I also love their shirts and shorts!"
Now I have to go to Tea Leaf for some Bubble Tea (I'm at Kung Fu Tea right now, yes, I spend all day in Boba shops), so I need to Hustle out of here. That's quite brazen of me. I guess I'm a brazen Hustler. read more