Payton, the cutest and most attentive bar tender, serving the best mixed drinks.Come visit ya girl!read more

The Woods has a beautiful variety of women fairly priced drinks and specials on certain days dances…read morewere priced at $20 per song is located near many hotels for customers just getting into the area

I am a fan of this club in Brownsville and MacAllen The owner is top notch and the women are…read moreoutstanding speaks English and have a sense of humor, drinks are not expensive and you can order food. The food is or can be brought in by Dash or Eats spend a few hours and loved it all.

Came here after another spot I had went to closed down for the night. The cover I believe was $10…read morebucks per person. Security checked me and my friend out made sure we left our sawed off shotguns in the car and not in our pockets and away we were. Walked in and just gazed around at all the beautiful decor around the building. Good looking women, lots of booze and a bartender who was hot and feisty and I enjoyed every second of it. Drinks were strong and cold. Had a few conversations with a few girls. Threw some dollars and before I knew it the lights were on and it was time to go home. WHENEVER I'm in brownsville I will come to this location.

Hello fellas, A…read morecouple of points. First off, it truly is pretty far off the regular highways. Not bad, but be prepared to drive a bit. Also, there is "VIP" parking by the door (costs money) and free parking away from the door. It has *some* light but it is pretty dark. I wasn't sure the car would be safe there but I was committed. I saw a guy at his car, getting beer, (It is BYOB, apparently) and I asked if it was worth it and he said yeah, but the place doesn't get swinging until like 2 am. Something else, smoking is allowed inside. To get in the club, Security pats you down for weapons. $10 cover (on a Thursday, might be different on weekends). I walked in and the music was Loud and only in Spanish.​ I've been to lots of clubs and this one was a little louder than most. It was midnight and the place was pretty empty. Only one other patron, some bouncers and just a couple of dancers were in the main room. ​One approached me right away asking if I wanted a dance. I told her I'd survey for a bit. She wasn't upset. Mostly friendly, and went on her way. A couple more girls got to the main room and some other patrons walked in. By 1am there were about 10 dancers. Sadly, none of them were 10s but there were some alright girls. Unfortunately, half the dancers sat and did nothing unless they were called to dance on the pole. They spoke with each other and played on their phones. Also, most of the patrons and dancers pretty much only speak Spanish. Some had some English but not much. Some more shapely good proportioned girls came in and I was ready ​​ Something to note: I was at the tip line and I showed some dollar bills and she danced. I kept myself still till she was done and put her tip in the bathing suit (the girls don't get naked at the pole). But the next patron came up and rained about 5-7 dollars and then proceeded to touch the dancer in almost all of her private parts and she let him and the bouncers said nothing. So I tentatively went up and tried a little of the same thing. All good. I did see some dancers giving a taste of a lap dance in the main room for a few dollars and they did go topless (again, with touching). ​ I got a few lap dances. But in order to go to the private benches, you had to pay $10 to get a wristband. I got back there and the dancer said that a dance was $30 but if I wanted a nude dance it was $50. What the Hell, with the touching, it'd be worth it. So I paid the extra and had a grand time with each dancer (one only charged me $40). The dancers were mostly Mexicana, which means dark features and kind of brown skin. There was one blonde and I think one redhead (wasn't really looking at their hair). Breast size was medium and they all seemed natural. The body type was a little on the big side, but there were some who were athletic build and one flat-chested girl (like really). Legs were all pretty good, and only a couple of dancers were heavy. The rest were only moderately overweight. Truly, it was swinging by 2:30 when I left. Car was fine.