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4.1 (71 reviews)
Closed • 9:00 am - 8:00 pm

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Tamanna G.

Great place to get a protein smoothie pre or post workout. They have tonne of lunch options too. The staff is friendly and knowledgeable. This location is within the Toco hills plaza and cannot be seen from regular traffic. They have ample of parking space here.

The warrior
Cynthia G.

I arrived at 9am this morning when the store just opened. I was greeted immediately by the staff. Ordered the warrior on the smoothie menu - it's a lot sweeter than I expected. Later I checked the nutrition menu and realized that it contains quite a bit of sugar. Should have checked before I ordered! But the drink itself tasted awesome, and the ambience was good. Service was quick and staff was friendly.

Entry way, super cute!
Micaela R.

I came in today and got a Power House smoothie without cashews and it was just okay. I would like to try another item on the menu because this place is super cute. You can add and subtract things from smoothies which was really cool. I'll be back

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Cristin N.

I love a good smoothie when it is hot outside. I got the tropical one which didn't contain any almond milk or nut products. The straw is not plastic it says it's made of chlorella and is compostable. The smoothie was not too sweet. Tastes like all the fruits. Prices seem fair.

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DJ G.

Visited Toco Hills Town Center and needed a quick "pick me up" and found this cute spot. They had a couple drink options, but this one stuck out because of the maple syrup and cinnamon! The good: it was DELICIOUS and I'm not weighed down. The bad: I finished it in 3 sips. The cup was basically full of ice. Womp womp. Maybe I'll visit again and get some food and try another drink!

a kitchen with a counter and a refrigerator
Amber M.

It was pure & fresh. Made with frozen fruits . It was okay , not what I accepted. I will come back to try an bowl

Kale Caesar & Smoked Salmon Salad
Antonett J.

Okay, so I am very happy that before I wrote this review I decided to visit a second time to try different items on their menu. Kale me Crazy is just a tad bit over rated BUT it is a quick, simple and easy healthy meal to grab for lunch. The first time I went I had a half smoked salmon salad and half kale Caesar salad along with a vegan wrap. Now the salads were great. I was not expecting the salmon to be pretty much raw but I still enjoyed it. The vegan wrap was very basic and I could've made something better at home but I did enjoy it with the sauce they provided. Now my second time coming I decided to try the chicken wrap on grilled whole wheat and had avocado added... this wrap was AMAZING. The flavor hit me so hard I literally almost moaned out loud in straight food satisfaction! Definitely can't wait to go back and try out some smoothies and other wraps.

Pink splash with hemp protein
Liz O.

This place had a intimate, yet clean and bright interior. It's the kind of place you get smoothies or food to go. The lady who took my order was helpful and pointed out a few good options. I landed on pink splash and added a protien in -hemp seed. I also got a shot of turmeric, lemon, and honey. Both items were yummy. I'd say the price was a tad steep, but not bad for a treat every now and then. It matches the pricing of the area. I wouldn't mind coming back a second time to try one of their other menu items.

Tricia T.

Little juice/smoothie/food place in Cameron village, down the ways from the Village tavern. The shop is clean and very bright, with a good amount of seating for the shop size. I ordered the recharge smoothie ($9) and it was delicious! Prices are reasonable, of course you pay for what you get (in this case yummy, healthy smoothies). The service was a little weird. The employees seemed new or disconnected, I'm not sure, but no biggie. I will be back to try açaí bowls/poke bowls/wraps!

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Ellie W.

The Kale will make you Crazy! Seriously some of the best smoothies I have ever had. My friend gave me a gift card which led me to trying for the first time. These are fresh, think and healthy! There is seating inside if you would like to stay and enjoy or take to go. I've never been when they are truly busy so things go pretty quick. It's hip and trendy! I recommend the Power House ($10) and so worth it.

Wellness Shot and Painkiller

Can't leave Kale Me Crazy without my Wellness and Painkiller shots. These are are must during cold and flu season. Hope the Toco location brings the immunity booster pack back!

Angela H.

This was my first visit to kale me crazy and I must say I'm very impressed from the customer service and knowledge of the staff to the amazing taste of my very first poke bowl. The way the food danced with my taste buds I can I will be back, yes danced you needed the visual of how how amazing my first experience was. You should really try it the smoothies are also fresh which is amazing it's not full of sugar ontop of healthy ingredients that simply defeat the whole point of a healthy smoothie. I cant wait to try something new i even grab a to go menu to help me with my choices.

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Charlotte W.

I've been here once and it was pretty good but not super impressive. 1) The portions are HUGE!!! I was only able to finish about half of my meal. 2) I got a spinach and arugula salad with shredded beets, walnuts, cucumbers, sunflower seeds, and hemp seeds. It was good but definitely something I could have made myself. Looking back, I'm not sure why I ordered this because it was a very simple salad. The shredded beets were cool though. 3) My mom ordered the poke bowl and enjoyed it. She said that the tuna was excellent - not too fishy tasting. She also really liked the vegan mayonnaise sauce. 4) Prices were a bit steep, but I guess this is something to expect for healthy food. 5) Presentation is great. Very clean and aesthetic looking. Staff is very friendly and helpful, as well, and the food came out very quickly. Not sure if I'll be back, but if I do, I'll definitely order something different. I think I definitely made a mistake ordering something too basic. Their other salads definitely look better, as do their smoothies/juices.

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