This will be a little unusual, since I'm still here for 1.5 more days, but...
I didn't complain when, after a 7-ish-hour flight from the States, they sent me here from the other Montcalm (at the Brewery), because of some scheduling screw up on their end. No apology, and it made my walk to our UK office further than it would've been. It appears from other reviews that this happens regularly.
I didn't complain when no one at either property offered to help me with my obviously large bag (I've been here for 2 weeks, so needed to pack a lot). Perhaps I was dressed too casually for such a posh hotel to give me such standard service? I don't want to think it was due to my ethnicity (let's just say I'm brown).
I didn't complain when I got rejected from the club in the hotel at the door (which is actually called "The Club"), despite the fact that I'm a guest here. It's a "member" club.
I didn't complain when this morning at breakfast the hostess told me "you can sit HERE" (in the middle of the room) and then I told the hostess I'd like to sit at the window where there was a table that just opened up, and rather than offer to have it cleared, she just repeated "You can sit here."
I didn't complain when I put my laundry in well before the 9am deadline, and didn't get them back by the stated time (8pm). I had to call at 8:30pm, and they were like "Oh, you didn't get your clothes?", and then they had to FIND my clothes. If I hadn't called them, I would've been wearing the same thing today as I had yesterday (it's a finance company, and business casual, and like 32 degrees C here, so I had sweat plenty in those clothes). I finally got my order (which, mind you, was like 5 GBP per t-shirt), at almost 9pm.
But holy eff, why is it that housekeeping leaves a different configuration of towels every goddamn day? Sometimes I have washcloths, sometimes I have hand towels, sometimes I have a bath mat, sometimes I don't have one or more or any of those things (I currently have neither a bath mat, nor have the cotton swabs been replaced). One day I called twice to get washcloths and a hand towel, and I ended up with 9 bath towels. LOL. Sometimes I've had 3 shampoos and no body wash. And sometimes my room has been cleaned, sometimes I come back after a long, tiring day of work away from home, and my room is exactly how I've left it, dirty towels and unmade bed. I'm not an entitled whiner... at least, that is, until something costs 5-star prices, and then I insist upon 5-star service.
If you WANT to be a 5-star hotel, M by Montcalm, then don't fake it. Don't be a mere wannabe W Hotel. Be a W. I've stayed at Ws, as I travel A LOT for work. They've been flawless.
This place pisses me off.
Also, the food and beer selection are THE WORST. I didn't even consider room service here, and 2 of their 3 beers on tap were Amstel and Heineken. Those are entry-level beers.
That said, solid wifi, and top notch bar staff. Truly, top notch, all of them. Despite the poor beer selection, I'd stay elsewhere and come here for the bar. read more