My girl friend and I visted Marco Polo Asian Cuisine earlier today, and we were pleasantly surprised to be greeted by Marco Polo himself. This was quite a shock considering he lives in Venice. He was rather active for a man his age, dancing us to our table and singing us the menu in the most marvelous singing voice the world has ever heard.
Half way through our meal, we realized that this "Marco Polo" shared a very similar appearance to a homeless man we saw in the subway station this morning, ranting about the American government being Lizards (although he isn't wrong, it was still rude that he was so loud) We looked up to confirm our suspicions, and as if he read our minds he turned and looked at us. We stand up slowly, but he blocked our path. "Who are you really?" We ask.
He smiles and responds: "Maxwell Jordan Temmel".
All in all, the food was good and we will remember this experience for a long time. read more