I see your port and I raise you mine. Se-Port Delicatessen IS the standard. Your local deli has no…read moreright to even compare itself. It's so far ahead of all delis and sandwich spots you've been. This is Long Island's gem. Five stars only is an injustice. It's one of the country's finest spots. It's what George Washington hoped for when he crossed the Delaware. It's what Qin Shi Huangdi believed would come when he unified China. It's what Moses split the Red Sea for. If aliens really existed, they'd be spotted here. If I ate one a day I'd gain 2 pounds a day and that's fine. I wouldn't care. 400 lbs? Ok. Bring it on, I say. Don't test me. As I sit on the John - Delta forcing out a few nukes - I think to myself... oh what a wonderful world. What a wonderful world I live in that I could experience the (and a) Gasm. The Anthony Kay. The Steven Matz. The Boone. The list goes on and on. The amount of underwear I've gone through from ordering the Gasm. Worth it. The M&M cookies on the counter that look at me as if I'm the newest bombshell on the island... oggling and boggling baby. The rumor is these guys churn out millions of cutlets a year. And that's just for me. - Sidebar: Weak sauce LB. Weak. Don't fall into the dad jokes just yet. Don't embarrass me in front of my people. Don't do it. - Anyways. As a poor young man(not that my circumstances have changed) I used to save up my measly funds for just one sandwich on the weekend. It would consume me all week and then I'd consume it in mere minutes. Every time me and my rapscallion crew would come we'd be certain that we'd eat half there and then eat the half later or save the rest for the week. Others had self control to stick to the plan. But I did not. And I'm proud of that. I'm proud of the man I've become. But not proud enough. For one day... one day... I'll go to Se-Port and I'll order The Linguini B. Only on that day, will I be allowed to die. To escape the brilliance of the world and head to the distraction of darkness. Until then - There is much to do. People to influence. Persuasion to persuade. Lust to lunge for. Sandwiches to feast on. The glory of Se-Port. I live a tender distance from this master factory of a deli; however, it's one of the few pieces in this world worth traveling a ridonk distance for. I will walk the Whitestone Bridge to be reacquainted. I would slosh around in the sewage of the Sound to make my way to this Mecca. I am currently working on my masters in astrophysics solely with the purpose of conjugating and coagulating a way to build the first wormhole - From my bed, straight to the parking lot of Seport. Few failed attempts, so far, but thankfully I'm not self-testing. Don't report me. Jokes on you... I'm closer than you'd think. Well. I'm sure you get my notes in the mail, so I'll wrap this up. One day, my love. One day, again, as we had it before. You and me, on the water, whisking the waves with the palms our feet. Our luscious hair sweeping the wind. Stopping time with the strength of our shared gazes. Our hands interlocked, just like our shared destinies. Yours tenderly and truthfully - LB.

$75 for 3 sandwhiches, 2 chips, 1 lemonade 1 iced tea. 1/2lb macaroni…read more Soggy sandwhiches, no forks no napkins no straws

* This deli is a hidden gem everything looks fresh and inviting…read more * The service here is very good. * The ambiance here is so warm and inviting

The egg sandwiches via Tonya are the best around.. Great service and clean rest room. I've also had…read morethe roast beef and cheese w garlic bread.. FANTASTIC U go Tommy....

This deli used to be so great growing up, and even a few months ago back when the young adults were…read moreworking there. All of a sudden they let them go, and decided to hire old people who cannot remember anything or get anything right and it was very frustrating. We stopped going and then decided to come back and now i think theyve hired people who are high, they dont do their job, dont listen at all, dont pay attention. The place has gone down the drain and the food is not good at all anymore. They cant cook eggs to the right temperature and cant put the right cheese or any cheese on it if you ask. Its horrible. The place is ghetto and lazy now. How hard is it to get a good bacon egg and cheese??? Never coming again. I tried and tried and am over it.

It doesn't take much to make me happy when visiting a place. For a beer house, all it takes is good…read moreservice. I came here for two reasons, one: I had some cans I wanted to recycle (it makes me feel like I'm saving the planet) and two: my brother wanted to pick up beer for when he headed home. I pulled up to this location fifteen minutes early and found parking in their decent sized lot. The gates were still down so my brother and I stood there and talked. That's when, from behind a chain linked fence and gentleman appeared. I felt this was the perfect time to ask about the business. He immediately yelled out "we are open in fifteen minutes!" I said "I know, just wanted to ask a question." He than quickly shut that down. "I open in fifteen minutes and don't like people waiting in my parking lot, so come back than!" I felt completely offended. He couldn't even answer a question. My brother wanted to say something, but in this day and age I strongly advised him not to. We just left and took our business somewhere else. I get it, it doesn't like to be bothered while he's working. Who does? But we were customers coming to buy food and keep money in the community. What was he thinking? If that's how he is with everyone, I'm certain the doors will be closing here for good soon.

Found this amazing spot while heading to Montauk and wow... this has to be one of the best…read moresandwiches I've had! I ordered a warm turkey sandwich and I honestly couldn't believe how something so simple could be that delicious..The portions are generous, so you definitely get your money's worth. I'd easily give this place a 10/10! I also loved that they have a little grocery store inside it's a nice touch and makes it fun to browse while you wait for your food.

Incredibly delicious food, excellent and genuine service, in a classic sandwich spot ambiance is…read morehow I describe TJ's Hero shop in Patchogue. When you come in, you're greeted by warm smiles and positive energy. I've been here every time I come back to NY, and their consistency for making great sandwiches is unmatched. I get the Turkey, Roast Beef, and Provolone Hero hot with The Works (Lettuce, Tomato, onions, oil and vinegar) and it's amazing every time! I normally grab a big bag of Wise Onion and Garlic chips to compliment the Hero and it pairs perfectly. Anytime you're hungry and want a great Hero sandwich, this is the place to get it. I'm actually on my way to grab another one now!

Good Deli for breakfast. The hungry-man hero is very good. They have a wide selection and they do…read morecatering for parties. Also has a handy pantry type convenient store inside.

Awesome place! I got a bacon egg and cheese and it was the best one I ever had! I was surprised…read morewhen I found out all of their egg sandwich rolls came with two eggs on it. They have all boars head meats and this place literally has everything. I bought my son a a hat here for a good price.They really treat everyone like family here and there is a really nice family who owns it. This is definitely the deli to go to.

Absolutely phenomenal sandwiches here Delicious HUGEand…read moreaffordable On your way to #orient ferry #fire island ferry or a beach day ...wonderful petit deserts and small chip bags if your conscious of your daily caloric intake StaFF FRIENDLY. AMPLE parking and accessible

Continues to be a "hidden gem of a deli" don't blink you'll miss this small although packed with…read moreeverything community deli.From sandwiches, breakfast, hero's. Piping hot coffee (many flavors) to the wonderful selection of creamer's! They do catering too. Beads, milk juices, sodas, case specials- cold pre sliced " cold cut" for every budget. A must try. Right off Sunrise, LIE and close to all major rds. Check. Out their flower/ circular

Spent the weekend on Long Island and had some time to grab lunch before heading to the airport when…read moreI found this little gem in Bohemia. I ordered what may be the perfect breakfast sandwich: eggs, burrata, prosciutto, arugula, and hot honey on a fresh poppy seed roll. Every flavor worked together perfectly. The guys working there were kind, efficient, and even gave me a military discount, which I truly appreciated as a veteran. Great food, great service, and definitely a place I'll stop at again the next time I'm on Long Island.

This review is based on an order that was delivered. The order was placed early in the morning on a…read moreSaturday and when being delivered was all correct and still hot! It is hard to have food, especially breakfast delivered and not have to heat it up. The pancakes were perfect. Not burnt or dense, the fruit on them was still cool and all perfectly ripened. The sandwiches were exactly as ordered and the perfect mix of ingredients. The one area of improvement would have been the way the coffee was packaged. It was packaged in paper cups wrapped in Saran Wrap. By the time it made it to us the coffee had sufficiently spilled out of the cups which saturated the paper and made the Saran Wrap a wet mess to get off. Other than that I would highly recommend them for breakfast food even if it will be delivered.

My favorite deli in Riverhead! A special request for a rhubarb pie was pure perfection. An over…read moreeasy egg sandwich with crispy bacon and cheese, and yummy chili, Mac and cheese, and soups! Always love when meatloaf is the special of the day!!

Should have trusted our instinct to drive by but it was on our route so we stopped. Service was…read moreinsanely slow; food was completely tasteless. Chicken cutlet sandwich with roasted red pepper, mozzarella, and Italian dressing would good, no? Well, the peppers were raw and in chunks like they were ready for a crudite platter, the dressing was just oil, and the cutlet had zero taste. Like none. Tried a half pound each of the cole slaw and potato salad and they were equally as awful - bland. Like not even some salt. Do yourself a favor and avoid.