Stayed at the Holiday Inn Express in Warner Robins and let me just say... this place really lives…read moreby its motto: "this is how we roll." Unfortunately, the only thing rolling was my patience right out the door. Let's start with the room--apparently towels and washcloths are now considered luxury add-ons. When I asked the front desk about it, I was told to come back in an hour... like I was reserving spa time instead of trying to take a basic shower. I returned, hopeful and naive, only to be handed what can only be described as a pool towel and a couple of hand towels. Nothing says "refreshing stay" like drying off with something the size of a napkin. The remote control didn't work because the batteries were dead (a nice throwback to 1998), and the body wash in the shower was completely empty. Had to go back and request soap like I was bartering for rare goods. Now, let's talk about the lobby situation--which appeared to be staffed by exactly one human being for the entire building. Shoutout to Ray, who was somehow juggling a line of guests checking in, people demanding towels, broken room keys, and--my personal favorite--a full-blown "room key shortage." Yes, apparently keys are now a limited resource. Despite the chaos, Ray was genuinely pleasant and impressively patient, which is the only reason this review isn't just a string of exclamation points. Now, breakfast. I went down at 8:30, which I thought was a reasonable, adult time. Apparently not. The selection was... minimal, and by minimal I mean "are we closing?" The highlight? A sign proudly declaring "this is how we roll" placed directly above an empty cinnamon roll case. Bold. Inspiring. Slightly insulting. Overall, if you enjoy scavenger hunts for basic amenities, ironic breakfast signage, and the thrill of possibly not getting a room key, this is your place. Otherwise, you might want to roll on to literally anywhere else.

I really enjoyed myself this past weekend. We spent my niece's birthday in Warner Robins so they…read morecould all enjoy some fun in the sun at Rigby's Waterpark. We stayed at this hotel for a few nights. The location is perfect. There's a Walmart, Kroger, and plenty of places to eat near by. The best part is that Buc-Ee's is only 8 minutes away. The hotel was very nice and the employees were so nice and accommodating. Ashley at the front desk was a joy to be around and speak to about any minor things you may need etc. They have a microwave and fridge, an outdoor pool, and a fitness center. They also have a laundry room if you need to wash your clothes. They provide breakfast in the morning. Speaking of breakfast, their biscuits were the BEST. So soft and fluffy every single time. I think this will be our preferred hotel when we come in town.

This Garden Inn felt like a glorified motel. Staff were all very nice and accommodating, but the…read moreplace itself needs some upgrades. The lobby is very nice and appears to have been remodeled recently, however this aesthetic does not transfer to the rooms. The hallways gave me hospital vibes and had laminated numbers for room numbers (maybe they are upgrading?). The rooms have those tacky under the window air conditioners that you can hear every time it comes on. The ones that make the temperature regulation of the room either get really cold or too warm before it kicks on again. The WORSE pillows, there were 4 pillows for 1 king and probably the cheapest pillows that helped in getting no sleep with. Once you put your head on them they just flatten ... You could also hear everything through the walls from other rooms.

My friends and I go to Hilton Garden Inn in Warner Robins, GA every Thursday to play trivia. This…read moreplace has really gone downhill over the past year. The staff is constantly changing but the menu never changes. The drinks get smaller, if they even have what you ordered. More times than not, they are out of something, food or alcohol. The bathrooms, although nicely decorated, need work. Tonight, I was pleasantly surprised that only one toilet wasn't flushed. It's not because people don't flush them. It's because they won't flush correctly. It's getting to the point that we may stop going to trivia just because of the location.

For a place to lay your head it's nice. The staff was friendly and helpful and the common area of…read morethe hotel was bright clean and wide open and had people hanging out and charging phones and relaxing. The beds are nice and rooms are clean and have what you need. Then issues start to creep up. Issue 1 I was given a room someone else occupied and the computer showed it empty, when the elevator stops on second floor it jars like it broke and everyone in it rushed out and took the stairs, if goes to third floor it sounds like the rope will snap and fall it's really bad sound, the internet for the tv to watch YouTube or any internet tv is unwatchable as it sticks and buffers over and over and says no signal, the premium internet for members didn't work, the lights over my beds didn't turn on, my door need a spartan kick to open, some of the outlets in the room didn't work, the tv jumps all over its volume from quiet to incredibly loud. For a Marriot property it looks like one, but definitely needs some tlc. Oh and most the hallways smell like weed so I assume people are smoking and people generally don't care. It's still a good bed to sleep in and centrally located. Would stay again if needed but not top my list for Marriot properties.

We've stayed at this hotel several times and it was always a positive experience. Lots of good…read morerestaurants and shopping close by. Very quiet location. This visit: Friendly staff. Clean room, comfortable bed. Shower pressure was wonderful. Shower floor was not non-slip so it was a little slick. Breakfast had waffles, oatmeal, egg bites, seasoned potatoes, and bacon as choices.