I will start out by saying that I take custard and mini golf very seriously…read more I'm sure that most of you reading this want to know if this place is good or not; so I won't waste your time with idle musings. Musings about how kind hearted and beautiful the staff is, or how tasty there cheesy pretzels are, or how the grass is kept in pristine condition. Instead I want to focus on how impressive the whole experience was. I hope and pray that this almost mythological haven of joy and happiness will be a beacon of hope for years and generations to come. Like when the great Hercules had to overcome the obstacles of Hera (his beautiful but spiteful step-mother), so I too had to conquer the obstacles of this gorgeous links. Though the stones that paved the path that led me on a journey from hole to hole were not of alabaster, even the great Boromir of Gondor would be proud to call Settler's Mill his home. I wish that the owner and founder of this establishment will live a long, prosperous life. That his wife's thighs will be anointed too and bare many sons. That his cornucopia will never be depleted. That the offspring of said thighs will be strong in will and brawn. That the wisdom of Solomon will reside between his ears. That the strength of a legion of horses will rest in his right hand. That everything he touches will be blessed. If however the owner and founder is of female sex. I declare health and happiness upon her. That her tendons will know no injury. That her incredible self esteem and power would flow from her into those she blesses with her presence. That the physical prowess of a thousand Amazonian warriors will reside in her forearms. That her mind will be blessed with enough cunning to ruin the world, but enough compassion to not.

One of maybe a half-dozen mini golf courses in the area. This one includes an ice cream shop... so…read morethey win! Also was a couple of go-cart tracks and a horse stable with trail rides right next door. One stop adventure destination.

Horses are poorly cared for. Guides are rude and poor riders. Tack does not fit horses.read more

Service was good!! They did not take card Wich is a bummer but no biggie!! Go karts are very fun…read morethe kid who was there is very nice!!

Stop going here. Stop bringing your family here. As long as people pay they will continue to…read moreoperate and the animals will continue to suffer. They have giraffes! Yay. NOT. they stand there in a bare exhibit waiting for some fool to pay money to give them carrots. The penguins. Live in a cement enclosure with an umbrella for shade and a nasty green water walk in so they have water. Not even enough to swim. Large animals. Crammed into cages. THIS IS NOT OK PEOPLE. ​

Unique in the sense that you can actual feed deer, rabbit, goats, giraffes and several different…read morebirds and fish. I also loved that most areas were shaded for hot summer days and the animals look healthy. There was even a Eagle rescue sanctuary. My 14 year old and 10 year old were excited by the experience. I even saw some animals that I hadn't remembered seeing and I have been to several big city zoos so it could be how up close they were.

The facility is nice but the staff are not friendly! They were barking at me about the rules but I…read morecouldn't hear em over the go kart and then they just yelled louder and kinda got aggravated at me. Maybe they should consider being more patient with their slightly more elderly customers. Maybe hire a few older individuals instead of all teens so they understand...

Fun spot for the kids right outside of Eagle River. Whenever we visit, the kids always want to go…read moreGo-Karting. Go-karting is $8pp/ride and they have two tracks. Bring cash - and expect your change in $1 coins. They also have a stable, playground, mini golf, and arcade.

You know that scene in the 90's movie, Tip Cup, where Roy opts to, rather than playing it safe, hit…read morethe shot across the water hazard? And misses? And, then, out of sheer determination, insanity, stubbornness, or a little of all three--continues to wack the ball 12 times before making it--nearly resulting in his disqualification? I had my Tin Cup moment at Eagle Falls Adventure Golf. Except, rather than a water hazard, it was threading the needle on an uphill shot (that if made, results in a hole in one...or...of course, I could have opted for the safer round-about-route). No safe routes! 8 ridiculous tries later--I sunk my putt to the roar of the crowd. Or, more aptly, to my two fellow golfers sighs of relief Sometimes ya just gotta dig in and make the fun shot. Because, that's what mini golf is all about! And, who doesn't like a little mini golf? I mean, I'm sure there are some people who don't--but this girl's not one of them. Came here during a recent trip up north (shout out to Elite Yelper, Jerry, who shared an article with me about "up north" recreation that led me here!). For $8 per person, you get 18 holes of mini golf (I would say a little higher than average in price). The course is not the most complex/elaborate I've enjoyed, but also not the most basic. There are water features, "sand" traps, and all manners of twists, turns, and uphill/downhill shenanigans. If it's super busy, know you'll likely have to wait between holes and, if it's a hot day, there's not a ton of shade to wait in. They also have laser tag, which is an adventure we saved for another day, so I couldn't comment on that. But, the mini golf? I'm a fan. Get to it!

This is such a creative and fun course- kudos to the designer of the min golf course! The park is…read morewell maintained- clean, everything worked, well landscaped! The staff were cheerful and welcoming. We couldn't have been happier with our time here! It is not on the beaten path so take the time to find this place and play a round! We will be back and try for that toilet 18th hole!!!

I love the people there! The prices are great and it's hardly ever any crowds :). The owner has not…read moreraised prices in years and I've come here so many times I can't remember. There's nothing besides Rhinelander in this area. There's also another theater by the same owner up in Ashland. I love that one too. :-)

Holy cats. The…read moreticket seller was nice. That's where the good ended. If you combined the DMV waiting area, an urgent care waiting room, daycare, and a chicken coop, that's what the theater was like during the show. The entire row behind us had newborns and toddlers crying and running back and forth. The child in front of us kept turning around to stare at us before finally climbing over the row in front of him to sit elsewhere. Two people in front of us texted constantly. And the entire left side of the theater was unaccompanied kids. Nobody shut up the entire 120 minutes. Ever. Not even worth $5.

I have to say this was a great time! I actually really love places like this, even though they…read morecan definitely suck money out of your pocket. I mean it's not cedar point or Disney World but you do definitely have to bring your Visa card. This particular place has three go kart tracks, one of which was really a lot of fun They also had a particularly challenging putt putt golf course that could be infuriating at times (some of the infuriating moments prevented me from winning!). There's also bumper boats with water pistols. It's a lot like most other places that I've seen, but it definitely seemed like a well run operation and was well worth the visit.

The customer service is horrible. Jojo kicked me off the track after I accidentally hit someone…read more Not even a warning!!! Ruined our family vacation