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    3.0 (2 reviews)
    Closed 7:00 pm - 3:00 am (Next day)

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    The Ritz Houston

    The Ritz Houston

    3.7
    (50 reviews)
    1.9 mi
    $$

    My daughter and I went to The Ritz for lunch because I went to high school with the general…read moremanager, and I am so glad we did. Our food was amazing. The grilled salmon was cooked perfectly, and every bite was delicious. All of the staff members provided top-notch customer service and were incredibly friendly (special shoutout to Rick, Molly, & Andy) I enjoyed my experience so much that I went back that same evening with a friend, and he loved it too. He even returned a few days later with a group of his own friends. The general manager truly runs a tight ship and it shows in how well everything flows. There is even a little vehicle in the parking lot that will give you a ride to the door, which I thought was such a nice touch. The place is huge, with plenty of TVs for watching sporting events, pool tables, and a nice outdoor area for smokers. The atmosphere is professional yet laid-back and very inviting. It is the perfect spot to bring a group of people for a fun afternoon or evening. The Ritz stays lively any time of day. It is also super close to Hobby Airport, making it a great place to stop for a bite to eat and a drink before or after a flight. Thank you, Ritz, for such a great experience. I will definitely be back.

    I visited this club for the first time on a Thursday and I had a good time, but went back on a…read moreMonday and it was dead and not one woman came up to me or tried to get a dance. After about 30 min and a drink I could not take it anymore so I decided to leave . So my rating is because I went there twice and had 2 different experiences so it was get a notch above the others thus far.

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    Diamond Club South

    Diamond Club South

    1.0
    (1 review)
    1.1 mi

    Complete rip-off. Stay away from this place. I was in Houston near the Hobby airport for one Sunday…read morenight before I flew back home. I stopped by this place because it looked quiet and seedy, which is what I usually like. Soon as you get in, the girl at the front desk will try to get you to tip her coz she's pretty. We'll come back to her. There's a $10 cover charge and a one drink minimum. Hate it when they do that. Why not just charge all the money you want. Also, the girls on stage were bikini only, not even topless like I was told over the phone. The place was dead for a weekend. There were like 2-3 people other than me. And the girls, there was an older white girl and an ugly black one. The white girl was at least trying to show some moves. The black one would barely share the workload. Didn't see her get on stage as much. The white one made up for it though if you got a dance with her. Name was Jessica or something. Apparently the club is usually full, but I doubted that. Once that's done, the girl from the front desk comes in and tries to chat you up. She's tall, skinny, blonde. Fake breasts. Looks a bit like Blake Lively. You can't miss her. Said her name was Heather. Watch out for this one. Tales about how she's from Michigan, she's here for a job, used to work at Hooters, wants to go to U of H etc. She'll try to get you to buy more dances or order a drink or tip her or something. I'm like, get on stage and I'll tip you. Said she's not a dancer, but she could do a private room with me if I wanted. This is a trap. Don't fall for it. Supposed to be $250 for a half hour with champagne service. No cameras. Total privacy. Once you go in though, she wouldn't even take her top off. Utter waste of time and money. Claimed the cops might bust the joint. Said she'd call after work. Load of crap. Don't go here.

    Paradise Uncensored - stripclubs - Updated July 2026

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