My daughter and I went to The Ritz for lunch because I went to high school with the general manager, and I am so glad we did. Our food was amazing. The grilled salmon was cooked perfectly, and every bite was delicious. All of the staff members provided top-notch customer service and were incredibly friendly (special shoutout to Rick, Molly, & Andy) I enjoyed my experience so much that I went back that same evening with a friend, and he loved it too. He even returned a few days later with a group of his own friends. The general manager truly runs a tight ship and it shows in how well everything flows. There is even a little vehicle in the parking lot that will give you a ride to the door, which I thought was such a nice touch. The place is huge, with plenty of TVs for watching sporting events, pool tables, and a nice outdoor area for smokers. The atmosphere is professional yet laid-back and very inviting. It is the perfect spot to bring a group of people for a fun afternoon or evening. The Ritz stays lively any time of day. It is also super close to Hobby Airport, making it a great place to stop for a bite to eat and a drink before or after a flight. Thank you, Ritz, for such a great experience. I will definitely be back. read more

The Ritz Houston - Outdoor sign - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Houston, Texas

I visited this club for the first time on a Thursday and I had a good time, but went back on a Monday and it was dead and not one woman came up to me or tried to get a dance. After about 30 min and a drink I could not take it anymore so I decided to leave . So my rating is because I went there twice and had 2 different experiences so it was get a notch above the others thus far. read more

The food was outstanding and I had a blast!! The waitresses and managers were great. Cye took the time to help me relax and enjoy the atmosphere. read more

The Ritz Houston - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Houston, Texas

Manager Hugo made sure I had a great time and there were so many pretty ladies. The food was outstanding . I tried the country Klub. read more

This place has the most expensive drinks in the city but the girls are just OK. And the manager at night is a real asshole. Go anywhere but this club. I also witnessed what the recent review reported of the manager making girls leave customers for another customer. Never seen that done before. Super disrespectful read more

I have never felt more disrespected than I did tonight. I was with a girl and having dances and suddenly the DJ called her name because another customer had arrived and wanted her with him. She told me that the manager had told the DJ to do that. She quit in the middle of the dance, took my money and went to him. Every girl has the right to choose who to be with but for a club to facilitate such a maneuver when I was buying drinks and paying the girl is something that I find reprehensible. There are lots of other places to go. Next time I will go somewhere that doesn't overtly disrespect me. read more

Decent free buffet on Wednesdays. Ambiance is cute, but of course it's a bit ratchet. Service was excellent, Jill was fabulous!!! It's not for everyone or their flavor, but I like it bc it's low key and the VIP is pretty nice. read more

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Amazing ladies, amazing place. Guaranteed your going to have fun. Beer is a little high

I love The Ritz. Here is why: All the staff - the managers, bartenders, waitresses, DJs - are all respectful and good people. A rule of thumb is to be respectful and appreciative of the staff and you will get it back in return. Girls can be found in any club, but the infrastructure - the staff - makes it work. The girls - there are always plenty of dancers at any one time, and the variety is good. Yes, there are a lot of Cubans, but I have found many of them to be among the nicest. I wish there were more Asians, but that isn't the fault of the club. Plenty girls of color, and they all tend to be awesome people. No complaints about variety. Remember that you are in Houston where Spanish is a second language. You want all Queen's English corn-fed white girls? I suggest Iowa. Are some pushy? There are a few. But, hey, this is their job and they are trying to make money. It boggles the mind that some people expect to just come in and sit and stare and hardly tip the girls and then get angry that a girl asked if they want to buy a dance. It's. Their. Job. Be mindful - and respectful - of that. Are some rude? Yes. Are some stand-offish? Yes. Some are even shy. Some have had bad days. Some are inexperienced. Some are bored. Some are tired of being treated like crap. Guess what? That's the way people are. Whether it is 10, 20, 30 or 40 girls in the club, there will be a few whose "attitude" you don't like. That's normal. That's life. There will also be many girls there who are great people, can carry on a conversation, and are reasonable and courteous. Tell me where in life is there a place where all the people meet all the best criteria? To the flustered customers, I say, you go try and be a dancer where you are looked down upon and then you have to force yourself to talk to some disgusting, sweaty guy who can't form a sentence and then dance on his lap. Give these girls the benefit of the doubt. It can be a lousy job. And if there is a dancer who is truly annoying; well, they will either find customers who like that sort of thing or they will leave for lack of money. In any case, it doesn't affect you. The club itself - good-sized (and free) parking lot (and you can get a car wash), upstairs VIP is wonderful, TV room, and a very large outdoor patio, multiple stages; many options for viewing. Great daytime buffet, overall great menu, bottles available. Right off 45 and easy to find. The vibe - I have been to a million strip clubs (seriously), and there are those that are true dive bars and those that are blatantly high-class. This is in the sweet spot middle. It is certainly no dive, and it is not pretentious. Again, the staff are great and make this place very comfortable. I always feel welcome here. Daytime and nighttime vibes are a little different. The night can get a little rowdier as one might expect. I tend to be a nighttime person, but having gone during the day a few times, I was impressed - the staff are tremendous, and there were plenty of girls on stages. It almost felt like night. The day does tend to be more chill, but I really liked it. Regulars versus visitors - regular patrons tend to have an advantage as they are known entities. They have their favorite girls and can reserve time with them in advance. The girls know how much money they can get. If I were a dancer, I would absolutely keep my regular customers happy as it's a guarantee. Now for visitors - and I was one once, and I have plenty of friends who have gone only once - it is really not a disadvantage. There are plenty of girls to go around, and if you show hem some stage tips, they will make time for you. But you have to try. They are there to make money, not to make new friends. If you just sit there motionless, you get what you deserve. Prices - very reasonable, whether for drinks, dances, or dinner. The food here is very good. I am not sure what the VIP membership goes for now, but the one-time cost for lifetime access is worth it. I believe you will never pay a cover, and you can go upstairs (which is a great place to hang out; quieter, dedicated bartender, a good view of the stage downstairs). I travel a lot and go to many clubs, and I always end up comparing it to The Ritz. The Ritz is my gold standard. And when I am in Houston, I make it a point to get back to The Ritz because, to me, it is the perfect club. read more

Outside looking in.... The club seems to be up to par. However, it's SUBPAR!! The dancers are old and washed up (even the waitresses are old af!), botched bodies, and barely speak English!! It's always "buy me a drink," "dance?" Or "I *uck for $___" This is truly a mini brothel. My boyfriend and I come one Saturday for "couples night." They offered a small steak, three pieces of shrimp and some nasty fries for $20. Each NON-ALCOHOLIC drink is no less than $8. You MUST get 2 drinks. Upon arriving on Saturday, My boyfriend and I had not been greeted by a waitress yet before two Cubans approached ME and told me to buy them a drink... they never introduced their names, or even asked for ours. I felt that was extremely rude. When my bf finally got comfortable, he asked for one dance from a girl. She kept purposely trying to dance on him for five songs so she can make a quick hundred. BE AWARE!!!!!! Count the songs! They have a complimentary buffet Wednesday through Friday during the day, but by night you'll be on the toilet. My boyfriend and I returned during the day hoping we would see new, different girls. It was the SAME girls there. No refreshening vibes at all. Not to mention the Wednesday night we decided to stay a little after 7... we witnessed a raid!! 6 dancers were taken to jail.... And you know exactly why This club is disgusting. I wish I could rate it zero stars. If you're not a regular, good luck being treated fairly. If you're looking for little cuba, and want to risk getting arrested for being a Jon.... Be my guest! read more

Ann the best waitress there made the experience great I would recommend everyone to go.

This place is shit. The dancers are a bunch of stuck-up selfish snobs who play favorites as far as customers go. Everytime I go in there, they dancers just walk on by me like I'm not even there, but they sure talk to every other guy in the joint. The Staffing mangers are great. So is the food, but the dancers are shit. A lot of them are modestly attractive at best. Pretty,but far from being supermodels. Do yourself a favor, don't waste your time and money on this sorry excuse for a strip club. You will go home very disappointed. I guarantee you. read more

Went there on Sunday , we really enjoyed the ambiance, music. Food was very good. Waitress and Manager Ponce were great. Would definitely go back. read more

The girls aren't bad looking here but watch your pockets. Last time I went with a group, two had fraudulent CC charges. Also, as we were leaving, one of the dancers tried to tell management that we didn't pay for her services "up stairs." I applaud management because when we told him we'd never even been upstairs, he told the dancer to pack her stuff and leave. Nice try. read more

I came here for my friend birthday party. I had a few drink and my total for my bill was $45 and some change and I tipped the waitress in cash and I wrote down the total which was 45 and some change. And I look at my account. I see $100 was taken out. Instead of the 45 and some change. I highly don't recommend this place. Always check ur bank account because the waitresses will sneak u out of your money. read more

Ladies are not dancers, just looking to go to vip... not really entertainment. Most Girls dont make any dollars because they dont know how to dance on stage. read more

went there on a thursday, $20 dollar cover, $10 dollar parkinglot, mix drinks around the $20s and they take a pic of your credentials if decided to paid with a card. there are lots of girls but I will give a 7 to the most attractive one from my perspective, most only speak spanish, over all it's over rated from all the feedback. read more

Really great place to have a good time. We were really taking good care of. Food is great, drinks are awesome, and the girls are so hot and sexy. We have the VIP membership that we love. Also, the management staff is great. Definitely recommend them... read more

Fantastic service . Super fun times . Good prices on drinks. Hot ass girls ! Great managers !

Fun club to go to. Love on Saturdays couple get in free!!! They have happy hour 3-7pm and free buffet Wednesday thru Friday! I swear they have the hottest girls there. Definitely be going there again. read more

This is the place you'll find the hottest ladies in Houston. All the food is amazing! Couples don't be afraid to come in. Couples come In Free on Saturday! read more

Went to the Ritz for one of my first visits to see what the night life is like since coming home from oversees and my waiter Mia made sure my night was amazing! Definitely coming back again! read more

great staff great atmosphere very friendly environment. Great managemen, managers very friendly

Place is amazing great looking girls and good food..! Highly recommend this place!!!! read more

The music too old school pretty girls just need to get with todays time and age and this club will b the spot to dark need lights but waitress are really nice read more

I celebrated my 51st birthday at The Ritz this past Saturday 8/21. The entire staff were very friendly, professional, attentive and obliged my 80's Rock Theme celebration for my close friends and family. The food, drinks, music, entertainment and atmosphere made for a perfect evening. I wanted to thank all the wonderful staff of for going above and beyond and helping make this celebration a success, thank y'all from the bottom of my heart. read more

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love it, upscale service. I tried the ribeye and lobster on their menu, it was unbelievable. perfectly cooked. Good looking girls everywhere. read more

Pretty good pizza wings were basically raw waiter was chill wine is ass the bathroom was fore tho

Wonderful food, wonderful girls. I love the wings. What more can you ask for ? Ayyyyyy

Good strong drinks and the girls are very entertaining! It is a big place with lots of room

It was my first time at the Ritz and i had fantastic time. The food was great, entertainment was top notch and they really make you feel welcome. I will be back. read more

I'm kinda split on this review...here goes anyway. My wife and I stopped in on a Friday night recently. It was our second visit. The first was on a weekday mid-day afternoon ish... This was about six months back. We paid cover. Sat down..had two beers each... after an hour we left. The waitress was awesome. She had been there for over a decade and took care of us. This was my wife's first time at a club. We tipped a few dancers on the stage. No dancers approached us for convo etc... Fast forward to a recent Friday night. We got there about 7. Paid cover and went in wanting a nice drink and some food... and of course some good entertainment :) We sat semi-close to the stage. After about 5 min of nothing, I went to the bar for two drinks :) after about ten minutes, I went back for an order of chips and queso. This time the bartender asked why I had no waitress, and I said... err IDK...lol. He got Diane, and she took care of us for about an hr.. Very good. Like OG waitress there... Ended up handing us off to another very nice waitress. So I guess once your in with your waitress your good. We ordered food and drinks and went to the stage tipping (tipping good) for about 3 hrs... Literally, 0 dancers came up to us during that time... Finally one came up. We chatted for about an hr and a half. Shortly after she realized we were tipping very, very well, she brought in another girl. My wife was blitzed by this time... after many table dances, we had a couples dance in the back and headed out. Paid most both their rents for the month most likely. Don't be shy. We chatted the girls up, and it seems they are sorta iffy about couples and couples with hot women. We just wanna have fun like every other person. :) Talk to us...lol On another note... My wife went to the bathroom as we were leaving. Gone for about 5 min. I was approached by two different women during that time. 3 hrs as a couple and 0... 5 min as single male and 2... Hmmm... lmao :) read more

Don't waste your money. Only color people they want in club our athletes and rappers for the publicity. I watched them say no to a millionaire businessman from another city because they didn't like how he looked. I'm sure his outfit cost enough. read more

Come for the Haloween party. This place is a joke. Packed so full it was impossible to move around. No strippers and no dancing! Waited 40min at the bar to get a drink. Everyone was complaining. Gave up and left. On the way out mamagement asked about our experience - told him we couldnt get a drink after spending $70 on tickets and 40 min at the bar. He says to us "next time you can preorder a bottle".... There wont be a next time! read more

I was leery at first, but this place turned out to be nice. I've gone with my hubby and friends several times now (usually on amateur night or for UFC fights), and we've had a great time. Most nights, cover is usually $10. Ladies, if you go with your man, couples get in free. Just FYI. read more

Remodeling and investing some dough to update the place which it needed. Drinks on special from 4-7. My regular waitress is Orchid and she's a blast! Upscale dancers. Good music mix but a tad too loud. Cover charge during the day is $7. $10 after 7 pm. read more

This is the classiest gentleman's club I have ever attended! The entertainers are beautiful and the staff is very friendly and attentive! If you are looking for a great time beautiful woman and great drinks from their bar they will definitely take care of you! read more

Got there late afternoon. 3, only three dancers. One, only one close to being good, but such a foreign accent, we couldn't talk! Big place, expensive vip. Rough part of town. read more

My fiance and I have been to a strip club only twice before, xtc and g caberet. So far this has been the most enjoyable experience. The drinks are expensive but the cover is worth it. The girls can dance and are attractive. They have pool tables and the atmosphere borders sports bar and dance club. The girls are personable and it doesn't feel sleazy. Smoking is allowed which is a plus and there is a small adult store in house. Defiantly our scene :) read more

Spend my birthday here it was a fantastic time! All the girls were pretty hot two blondes stand out that were the hottest. The club was big and had a good relaxing atmosphere multiple TVs and a DJ. I had a great bartender forgot what his name was but they offer a huge selection of liquor and beer full working bar. Lap dance area could be better but overall had a great time. We went to Penthouse Centerfolds but this place blows them out of the water. read more