While driving through Antelope valley today my husband decided he wanted to get some breaded fried zucchini and looked up places that made them. That's how we wound up at Schooners today. Food: Super large portions. Not many healthy choices. We ordered the fried zucchini. It had a nice seasoning but it was too greasy. The caprese salad with vinaigrette was soggy and beyond disappointing. Figured that was the healthiest choice on the menu. I couldn't eat more than 2 bites. The loaded baked potato was swimming in melted butter. A lot of butter. The bacon was actually the star of the plate. This place is where you come to share several plates. Service: Great. Jamie T. was our server. She was super friendly and had such an upbeat personality. She checked back with us several times to make sure things were going well. Ambiance: Typical sports bar scene with big screen TV's on the walls. Plenty of parking. read more

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Food: A+ HUGE portions! If you want to get your grub on, go here! There's enough to share and then leftovers too! Service: A. The service was almost impeccable. We sat at the very NFL Playoff bar, and our bartender got to us as soon as he could with a smile. The only regret was clearing one of our glasses away a little too quickly as it was my water I like to have alongside my adult beverage. Ambiance: A+. This place was hopping! People at the bar were extremely kind and offered to move over for us so we could sit together. The team spirit here was entertainment in itself! Dietitian Dorothy's tip: Definitely split the dishes here. Some of them (nachos, fries) are BIG enough for one person to eat for a week! read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Chicken Tenders as BIG as your digit! - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Roaches crawling on tables. Manager didn't care. Place is a sh**thole Needs to be shut down read more

Wear your favorite team shirt, seat yourself and enjoy this hardcore sports bar. Good grub and service (the Cuban slider and tater tots rocked). read more

Schooners Patio Grille - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Love stopping in here for food and drinks when I'm in the area. I used to go to Schooners when I was a kid so this is a fun nostalgic place. I don't typically go when it's crazy busy as the crowds are too much, but when it's not busy I love to just sit and relax and enjoy some Cuban Fries. They are sooo good. read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Front entry - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

The food was horrible, as well as the drinks. The waitress Tanisha was awesome! That's the only reason why 2 stars were given. Half full glasses of nasty margaritas and full plate of dry nachos. Her service and personality was A1! read more

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Do better day shift managemen!! You should be more professional and instead of yelling and talking down to employees in front of customers, you should take them to the office in the back and say your piece....Very unprofessional. read more

Is it a dive kinda place? Sure. Were they playing decent music, serving up ice cold beers, and slinging tasty food our way on a pit stop from the SFV to Tehachapi? YUP! We enjoyed our lunch, and our giant beer schooners. Friendly, if not a touch slow waitress (she apologized and said she was new). We left stuffed and happy. read more

God everywhere has gotten expensive and this place is not the exception to that. Odd that they have saw dust and peanut shells on the ground but no longer serve peanuts. For $27 we got two beers and shared four chicken tenders. The chicken tenders were huge and had a really good breading. They taste great. Beer was cold. read more

I'm giving a 4 star, however, 4's pushing it!?! SHRINKFLATION has hit Schooners!!? Owner being a die-hard Trump supporter, and appetizers SHRINK, BIG TIME!! Holy Crap!!! Thank you T-rump!! Even our local favorite bar gettin chincy these days!! DAMN!! read more

Food is great! Portions huge, but still quality. Service is top notch. Love love love Mario! Owner also made special accommodations for our big Softball Family. Come here every time we are in Lancaster. I personally got the veggie baked potato, veggies perfectly grilled. read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Veggie baked potatoe! Mmmmmm. - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Bartender got upset because I asked for a blended margarita . Had this caca face look. Paying 15 dollars for a margarita and for him to get upset . read more

Had a great lunch at Schooners. The service was fantastic, our server was attentive and professional. She made us feel welcomed and special. We had the Southwest Avocado burger. Which was cooked perfectly and very tasty. We also had the Crispy hot chicken sandwich which was very good. The seats were comfortable and the environment was pleasant. read more

If you love wings, you got to come here on wing Wednesday they have the best wings try the Jack Daniels wings. They are incredible.

Ubered here and was finishing my sliders from home and a cup of ORANGE JUICE. Grabbing the door they send an employee to deny us entry because "they saw you drinking outside." I then mentioned it was orange juice and i can show you the cup from the trash. He still declined and said no don't drinking anything outside. I would much rather had someone intervene prior to me throwing it away to clarify. Will not be returning, sucks because ive been here before living closeby. Ubered home immediately. Could be race could be rules, as a african American person you never really know . :) read more

This is a great friendly place to see sports on a wide variety of TVs. The staff is wonderful and the owner Art is very helpful. The food was great and the beer is ice cold. Highly recommend Schooners for a local night out. read more

Service was great and the food (chicken tenders, always my go to) and drinks too! Like that you are able to select music on the jukebox as well. Go to place to watch sports games for sure. read more

Make sure Alexia's is not your waitress I've waited for about 40 minutes before I had to walk over and told her I needed something it's sad all the original people left smh read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Waitress on her phone - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Came on game time w/ my fam, to watch the doyers vs Yankees game and to celebrate my birthday! This place has fast service and great hospitality. The happy hour is mid since there's not a lot of selections but the environment is phenomenal. Price friendly and overall I'm satisfied. read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Tater thots ;) - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

This is a local dive. I come here when my friends want to... the food I've had isn't that great (tacos). The meat was super dry on what I ordered. It's also a bar, so it's very loud. Come here if you're looking to party and not necessarily talk & catch up with your friends, lol read more

Drinks and wings are awesome and good service and quick I go here maybe three times a year and never disappointed I could fall from the moon and walk in there and the service is on point! read more

We love schooners! The drinks are so fun and big!!! My favorite drink is the Uncle Lou. We love the sweet chili wings and the French fries too! read more

Schooners Patio Grille - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

This is a very rowdy place. Don't expect a nice quiet evening. The foods great, the drinks are great. The service is wonderful. Loss of a star because they don't kick kids out even after 10... this place is a full blown bar and kids should be there past that time. read more

It is loud and the music is awful. You can't hear yourself think and the speakers are all around. We walked in and walked back out.

Always incredible service great drinks and potato taco's are delicious! Chicken fried steak is yummy

So my review comes from the place of being a regular before the pandemic. This is only the third time I've been back post lockdown. Unfortunately, all three times I've been back, I've had pretty much the same experience: great bar food and bad drinks. They put ice in the pear cider and the wheat beer I ordered. The Ultimate Bloody Mary was served with a tajin rim, no spice whatsoever, and barely detectable levels of vodka. The drinks here used to be good, but just fail now. The food is still very good. read more

Schooners Patio Grille - The Ultimate Margarita: good presentation, poor quality drink - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Closed at "12:30a"but every time I come, they close at 11p. Not accurate at all. To top it off, bartender rudely dismisses every time. No good read more

Some times you just want to go down the street, have a drink, and listen to good music while eating comfy food. Schooners was the perfect place for us to "just hang out." Although it was a bit overpriced, we definitely enjoyed our time here. All the food comes in generous portion sizes that could easily be shared by two people. While our main meals were delicious, the star of the night was the ranch. Schooners has pretty fantastic ranch and we definitely recommend trying the jalapeño ranch if you like a little spice (which we learned was the bartender's recipe). Just make sure you don't get the two confused as the jalapeño ranch is the same color as the regular dressing, unlike the yellow/orange color at other places. We took our time sipping on drinks, enjoying the baseball game on the numerous TVs and listening to the ever rotating music that seem to be set on bar karaoke. So far, this is the best local bar and grill we have found. Happy eating Yelpers! read more

One side you can smoke which is a turnoff. Only if you don't smoke! The people are great But if you're new they take advantage of you, please check your bill. They mix it up add to your bill. They will add extra items to your bill. Make sure you double check your bill before paying!!! read more

The owner and his friends are rude and disrespectful. First off owner friend told me I could not have my service dog in the business. I'm sorry not for him to even comment on. server then proceeds to try to say same. I asked to speak with the owner and I explained what the rules were. He then tried to tell me I could not touch my service dog as then my hands would touch their napkins and coasters. are you kidding me. And all disposable of course. He then proceeds to eat a huge breakfast with his friend(s) who now won't look at me because my service dog was doing his job as he is trained to do. Horrible treatment. Now I understand issues with fake service dogs however a service dog owner like myself would be the first to leave if my dog became uncomfortable or sensed something off or another dog or human acosted him. No business owner or entity has the right to treat someone like that and say you cannot touch your dog. They do not get to make up their own rules. Why would anyone spend their money there is beyond me. I will hold my tongue on what I'd really like to say but more education is needed. Enough said. read more

This place used to be fun but $8 beers. Food prices have gone up and the portions have become smaller. And Terry the owner and Art are only your friends when you're spending money in their place. These people are a** holes. Terry's tits are fake and Art payed for them, he likes big tits on women and will stare and try to get to know you for your breasts. PATHETIC! read more

Schooners Patio Grille - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

I genuinely like them but the wings I just got on Sunday September 15th were just horrible. They were super big like filled with antibiotics and growth hormones. They were literally 2-3 times the size of wingstop but I'm trying to find a good small business with good wings so I tried theirs. 3 out of 10 on the wings. Drinks are bomb salad was great, asada fries were 5 out of 10. Waitress was 9 out of 10 excellent service. read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Chicken wings - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

I been there sometime .. and invited my wife for lunch for special .. she had hearing work dog which inside backpack it's only like 3 lbs quite .. Old man which worn Schooners blackshirt tapping my wife instead me ? He not very respect my wife and she deaf .. I came ask him what wrong ? He left away my face ? My wife don't look happy .. he give dirty look said mouthful " no dog allowed !" I don't know why ? Sign said front door said working dog accept ? They won't serving our table ? I'm ask waiters what wrong .. said manager won't service us because of dog ? Still inside backpack .. dog sleep quite only 3 lbs .. Manager want me out ? Even I came before ?! Decide not to go there anymore .. not friendly manager old man .. they aren't animals lover .. I don't go anymore for good ! And never come back ... read more

Schooners Patio Grille - Front Schooners .. I have to give 0 star - American Near Me - Lancaster, California

Rating this for what it is - a sports bar. We were there with a party of 6 on Saturday. Bloody Mary's were on point and the food was good. Not sure about the reviews that say the food isn't great. Perhaps they are expecting something other than a great place to gather and eat. read more

Cool bar it's very busy on the weekends. Don't have too many complaints . Not really good for a first date unless you want to get drunk haha . I'll give it a 3 in a half . Ambiance was not all that and the service was pretty slow but I'll be back. read more

I really like this spot just because it's a good "dive," and they let you smoke inside. But, that's not to say there aren't pretty crummy things about it. I'm convinced that you could walk in there and sit for 4+ hours without any waitress noticing you; it's almost as if you have to beg to drink here. The food is great. 7.5/10. I would not consider it a sports bar because of two things: half the time you have to beg for their staff to put on relevant sports (it could be Super Bowl Sunday, and they will have on NASCAR or NCAAW CBB), and the other half you have to beg them to put on live sports in general. read more

Love my my hostesses at schooners. My favorite is Sophia l, she is always very happy, service with a smile. read more

Best place for good food in relaxed atmosphere. Wait staff is excellent. Food is really tasty.

Walked in and all the waitresses and bar tenders were just standing around. I didn't know you were supposed to seat yourself. Also this restaurant allows smoking which can be good or horrible experience depending on your feelings on that. The menu prices were reasonable for the food. The sodas were crap and tested really off. The food was pretty good though, great flavor, and huge portions. The bus boy kept taking our empty soda cups and we would have to keep asking the waitress for new ones. Kinda felt like they didn't want you there. read more

Brandon the "bouncer" turned away two of our real id's after saying he has saw 2000+ fake id's. Then proceeded to break one of the IDs after being challenged to call the cops. read more