If you're looking for a quiet afternoon of 10-pin and bonding with your grandmother, GreenGarden…read moreBowling Lanes is... an experience. I didn't just get a workout; I got a front-row seat to the lore of the "King of the Gutter." The Encounter While helping my nan pick out a 6lb ball, I was cornered by a man who can only be described as "aerodynamically round." This local legend spent twenty minutes explaining that he once bowled a perfect 300, but alas, "cameras weren't invented back then" (or some such logic), so I'd just have to take his word for it. He informed me that he's the best bowler in town and runs a tavern, which I assume is where he practices his other hobby: telling tall tales. The "Unc" Factor The wildest part? He's apparently a local celebrity. Every five minutes, a group of teenagers would walk up, call him "Unc," and dab him up like he'd just signed a multi-million dollar contract. I don't know if he's actually their uncle or if he just dispenses questionable wisdom in exchange for respect, but the "Unc" energy was off the charts. The Great Betrayal The vibe turned sour when I accidentally got into a groove. I rolled three strikes in a row (pure luck, honestly), and "Unc" lost it. He couldn't handle the competition. He went straight to the owner and claimed I was using illegal bumpers. The owner--who apparently values Unc's tavern stories over physics--actually kicked me and my grandmother out! Apparently, at GreenGarden, talent is a bannable offense if it hurts the local legend's feelings. The Grand Finale As we were being escorted out, Unc pointed to the sleek black Mustang parked right in front of the doors. "That's my ride," he bragged, adjusting his belt. "Built for speed." It was a beautiful car, truly. It's just a shame that "speed" wasn't happening today because the front wheel had a massive yellow boot on it. I guess even the "best bowler in town" can't strike his way out of unpaid parking tickets. Summary: Go for the bowling, stay for the delusions of grandeur, but leave your skills at home if you don't want to be framed for "Bumper Fraud." Pros The Entertainment Value: You get a professional-grade comedy show for the price of a shoe rental. Watching a man claim a Mustang with a boot on it is peak cinema. Nan's Workout: My grandmother got some great cardio in while we were being chased out by the "Bumper Police." The Social Scene: If you're looking to get "dabbed up" and integrated into the local "Unc" hierarchy, this is the place to be. Easy Parking: Well, easy for some. There's always at least one black Mustang taking up a prime spot indefinitely. Cons The "Unc" Tax: If you bowl better than a turkey, expect to be reported to management for "technological interference." Strict Bumper Policy: Apparently, having a high skill ceiling is considered a "cheat code" by the local tavern owner. Management Bias: The owner seems to believe the word of a man who hasn't seen a 300-game since the Triassic period over the literal laws of physics. Short Visit: Don't get too attached to your lane; if you hit three strikes, your night is effectively over.

had an utterly amazing time. Alex, the kind man behind the counter held my son as I was grabbing…read moresome balls. this was truly the best costumer service I've ever received.

What a wonderful place to take in nine innings of marvelous AA MILB baseball!…read more This is, by no means, the most scenic ballpark in the world, but it is tight, and there really isn't a bad seat in the house. You're close to the action, no matter where you are seated. We were here on "Thirsty Thursday," when hot dogs, beer and popcorn are $2. These hot dogs are much better than average ballpark fare, and the beer was Yeungling. Not bad at all! The staff here is extremely friendly, and the parking -- albeit seemingly unavailable and crowded in the streets and lots surrounding the ballpark -- was easy peasy. I've been to hundreds of baseball games across the country over the past 30 years. While I've never had a bad experience, this was one of my better ones. Go Seawolves!

I've been meaning to get to UPMC Park in Erie, PA for years and finally managed to visit recently…read more As far as AA-level stadiums go, UPMC Park feels a bit more built up (at least by comparison to others that I've visited)... a good amount of open space, a nice team store, and the field is viewable from the concourse area. I know there were some upgrades in recent years, and also that the netting was also extended (a friend of mine attended some games previously and mentioned feeling super nervous because numerous foul balls were getting hit into the stands along the base lines and there wasn't netting at the time). It doesn't have its own parking lot, but I parked in the garage nearby and it's easy to just walk across the street to the stadium. The day game that I attended had, maybe, 35-40 people in attendance... but that's pretty par for the course for a matinee game during the week, especially one at the end of April. In line with that, it's probably unsurprising that multiple concessions were closed and the in-game media and entertainment was, well, pretty lacking. That being said, there's a certain level of appreciation you can have for the game when you're watching a minor league game in a stadium like this... a kind of intimacy that you don't get when attending a game at a major league stadium. A minor league stadium worth checking out at least once.

It's too bad they did not keep up with it over the years- a bit of a Hole in the wall. Also,…read moredirty and safety concerns. For example: walls pealing, lights burnt out, some jump things not working, wires hanging out, layers of grime on walls and bathroom. i had my daughters party here asked if they could make sure bathroom was cleaned before party (they didn't) I was literally scrubbing toilet and brought my own cleaning products just so it wouldn't be so disgusting. it's a shame they didn't keep up with this place but embarrassing for party would not recommend .

Great place to host birthday parties for toddlers! Multiple large inflatable bounce houses. Hassle…read morefree. Large seating area for kids/parents to eat. And the best part: they dont expect you to pay for 'their' stuff (ie, pizza, bounce socks, etc... like c**** e'cheese, or v******* jump).

Chris and Courtney made our experience fantastic. The location was easy to find right off of I90…read more Prices were affordable and our trip was well worth the cost. They had everything ready for us, even bug spray! Definitely recommend this place.

Came to a party here for my friends kid and was so amazed that a place like this exists in Erie!…read moreShocked to read a review like the last one, as it was nowhere near the experience we had. The facility was clean and bright, with plenty of toys and game options. I was bummed that no adults were allowed in the bounce house equipment, but honestly I get it - safety first. The owner and manager helped make invites which was super cute and helpful, every parent came in to make sure their waiver was signed because of it - which was one less stress for my friend throwing her kid's party to worry about! Again it's sad to see someone had such an experience that it warranted a review like that, then again using the word Tyrant (like a lot) to describe a manager reminding kids of rules for their safety hardly qualifies. ‍ So here's the opposing view, if you want a safe, fun, and unique experience for your kids birthday this is it! Don't take my word for it, I snapped some fun pics of the kids playing that speaks for itself :)

Was at this place on 4/8 for my great niece's birthday party. The overall experience was BAD!!!!…read moreSeveral issues arose during this day. 1. The employees were late! The party package is supposed to include time to set up, read about it on their website. The owner/manager had to be contacted several times prior to the party before anyone arrived. NONE OF THE EMPLOYEES THAT SHOWED UP APOLOGIZED FOR THEIR TARDINESS. 2. When one of the employees arrived she zipped into the parking lot quickly and came extremely close to hitting some of the kids, my son included. 3. Ladies restroom smelled like poopie diapers and the trash can was near full so this could have been prevented simply by emptying the trash the night before. 4. The manager was a tyrant!!! Instead of politely pointing out that rules were not being followed to her liking she was snappy. "I told you, only one person on the trampoline" as opposed to please remember the rule about one person on the trampoline at a time. 5. This point really made me angry: the manager was soliciting the children. My son and nephew were playing with a ball and the tyrant woman took the ball and called the boys over to her. The tyrant then proceeded to talk to them about signing up for their special event that has something to do with Ninja Warrior which is a $40 event. Both boys told her they weren't interested, in a way that a 9-year old and 7-year could. My son also asked her multiple times for the ball back and she didn't give it back to them until my husband stepped in. Apparently my child and nephew were not the only ones this tyrant woman was soliciting, my niece advised me that some other adults/parents saw this also. 6. While my great niece was opening her gifts the manager was hovering around like she was expecting something. 7. We were ushered out before the full 2 hour party was up, remember point #1 about the employees being late. I no longer live in Erie and traveled 3.5 hours for this disaster. I would give 1/2 star if I could based on this experience. Be careful taking your kids here because of the tyrant manager she will do everything in her power to make sure your experience is a bad one.

It's so beautiful and peaceful to just walk around looking at Lake Erie and the boatsread more

Liberty park is a great little park along the Bayfront Parkway. Great for short walks along the…read morewater and views of the bay. You can see Presque Isle just across the water. In summer months there are regular free concerts held at the Highmark Amphitheater. There is a nice modern playground for children. Overall it's a great place to relax and spend part of your day.

Went on an open play Sunday with my 2 boys. Was expecting to pay $25/person but we had to buy paint…read moreas well which was not clearly stated on website. It was $130 for a few hrs. of play with about 50 people who wanted to be aggressive and act like it was call of duty. They provided face masks but no body protective gear so unfortunately, we were not dressed correctly and got bruises all over. The refs did not explain the games very well and assumed everyone knew terms like "respawn" etc. I'm a mom not a gamer lol. At one point I was screaming in pain because kids were shooting at me when I stated I was "out". Very young and unprofessionally ran establishment. I will not recommend to other Erie locals.

Super friendly owner. Awesome selection. Haven't played on the fields yet but plan to very soon.read more

What an awesome day on Lake Erie! We went there to catch big bass and Destin delivered! This is one…read moreof the best guided experiences we've had... big smallmouth bass, consistent action, and an awesome guide who made the whole day a blast. Destin DeMarion is a true Bassmaster!