Ok so I was put wit my mates. Bare in mind I'm 16 ok. And as a joke one of my mates goes "lenroy try get served in that pub" so me, being my cocky self was like "cmon g I got this still" so we walked in to the nearest pub, which happened to be The Black Horse. With entering you get this aroma of.. ah... sad failed dads with nothing better to do than drink play darts and watch football.
Anyways I walk up to the bar an ask for a drink , a pint of corona to exact, then the man tells me they don't do pints of corona, pisstake by the way. SORT THAT OUT. And so he gave me a pint of peroni, which tasted like horse piss, don't ask how I know wat horse piss tastes like, it's a long story. Anyway it tasted like horse piss which made me think. Horse piss? And the pubs called The Black Horse, this couldn't be a coincidence, can it?
So I decided to go investigate, I found my way to the basement and then there was a horse and a girl sucking it off then spitting wat came out into a bucket that said peroni. I was sick instantly on the spot. This attracted peoples attention, they called out for us so we ran , tried to get out of there. We didn't care bout wat they was doing we jus didn't want any part of it. My mate couldn't carry on running and they got hold of him. It's been 2 weeks and no one has seen him since give me my friend back please. read more