I think the Milton may suffer from an identity crisis. This isn't necessarily a down side, it is a nice place, let me try and put a little meat to that comment.
It's Friday night, we'd gone to a couple of drinks before hand we didn't want to get there early, I mean really who turns up early, it just wouldn't do. At 8.30 we wandered over we thought that was a reasonable time not too early, not too late that we'd drunk so much elsewhere we'd have made that fateful decision of 'Shall we just stay here n carry on drinking'. As we came up to the door we walked down the little roped off part in front to the doormen, explained we'd booked, they queried how many of us there were, an understandable question you don't want too many people in your exclusive club it would spoil the atmosphere.
As you enter the Club the expectation of what is inside is reinforced by the entrance, the large wide stairs, tall stone archways, roomy airy like you expect when walking into Gangster Chicago times. At the reception they scan your ID (Maybe I hang out at the wrong types of place, but I've never had that before...).
There are suggestions of exclusivity through membership but it doesn't fully commit, in that anyone can apply for a membership and it's free, plus there doesn't appear to be a limit to their members list (we saw the members list awaiting for people who hadn't picked up their cards yet, and it was needless to say, expansive).
Also just to clarify I have been lucky enough to enjoy some members clubs down in London so a little experience of what to expect.
So it's not reeeally a members club in the true sense of if say you were to a members club down in London City, but there are hints that, that's what it wants to be.
Once we'd got past one of our party not having ID on him but having an exceedingly complicated name (not a problem, just quite comical when they asked for his name), they showed us through to our table.
Inside the decor suggests it wants opulence but doesn't 'quite' exude it, I can't put my finger on it exactly, it may have been the smoke machine.
As we sat at our table we looked around, this place certainly was exclusive... so exclusive that there weren't any other patrons, it felt a little like if you'd ever been the first kid at a party, a massive room and you're wondering if your Mum dropped you off at the right place. Obviously it wasn't completely empty, the staff were there. In fact so much so, they outnumbered us.
Drinks were ordered and brought, can't argue with a bit of table service.
Drink prices, beer standard city centre 3.9-4.50 so no surprises. Cocktails I saw some for £8 I think some others went upto £12 again standard. Spirits from what I saw on the menu would only be ordered by the bottle?? Not sure if I twigged that right, but the average for a bottle of spirits was about £145, again standard if ordering spirits by the bottle.
Fizz was on the upper end of the scale on pricing, as a rule of thumb it was double 50-100% more than what you'd pay elsewhere.
One MASSIVE plus for the Milton, its staff. They are of the quality I'd expect from a London members club. Attentive, polite, never a grumble, smiles on show very very good. Infact if I was basing this review solely on the staff we'd be a 5 star, I've never had the pleasure of being in such good staff in Manchester, in fact in most places I've ever been.
So do we remember I mentioned we walked into an empty venue further up, yes?
One of the girls with us pointed out no one comes here this early, it'll pick up later. It almost felt like a 'It is known Khaleesi' moment, so we continued to enjoy out theoretically private club until others showed up about 22.00... 2 people. Don't fret this isn't going to go completely south, more people did turn up from about 22.30 onwards but it never got packed, so for future reference I now know if you want to be in this place when it's busy then you go late (and it's open until 4am so you can go really late if you want).
What does beg the question though is, if it's known people don't come to this place early, why open? Open your doors at 21.00 O'clock save yourself some cash.
Ultimately Milton reminds me a lot of Panacea in terms of the type of patrons it wants to attract. Am I chomping at the bit to get back to this place... probably not, HOWEVER! I've not written it off either, I can see its benefits. I probably will apply to be a member, maybe they'll look past my regular salary (you need to put your income on the application) and I can become a member, which gives you the benefit of free entry later in the evening (there is a little bit of uncertainty, but late at night we weren't sure if it was £10 or £20 you had to pay to get in).
And sometimes on a Friday night, I'd actually just like to go for a drink and be able to get to the bar, rather than looking at whatever packed bar your in and having to decide whether by the time you got served would it be kicking out time. read more